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I watched last week’s episodes but forgot to post.
I think the part of the Government that has secret laboratories in which scientists do weird experiments need to kidnap Jason Morgan and figure him out because he is apparently super human. Not only did he survive being trapped under a bunch of falling debris in a church AND a gunshot wound with no medicine WHATSOEVER, he did it in LESS THAN A WEEK. And then had sex.
Speaking of Jason sex, why the hell is Sam all weirded out about having sex with Jason? I mean, it was just sex. And it wasn’t even meaningful sex. It was “oh, we’re in this weird situation that’s brought us together and we definitely have chemistry so let’s act on it” sex.
10th Floor of GH: Operating Rooms, Post Op/Recovery Rooms; Intensive Care Unit; Triage.
What the hell is wrong with Kristina’s “boyfriend” Keifer? He’s all “where’s Kristina?” but when he had the chance to talk to her, he dissed her? Is it a teenager thing?
Ugh. A Liz & Nik pairing? I’ll say it again. Ugh. Lik, Niz?
God, Jerry is like a James Bond bad guy. Just kill the damn girl already. Don’t keep her alive, then tell her the plan. What always happens? She’ll escape then help James Bond kick your ass. And when you’ve got James Bond trapped underneath rubble, don’t taunt him with threats. Just kill him already. Seriously. Stupid bad guy. And a gun malfunction? Really, writers, really?
Is Spinelli really so stupid that he can’t see what Maxie’s doing? Even when it’s pointed out in plain language?
God, for being a brain, Kristina is really thick. And why the hell would Michael think that he could take on the bodyguard alone? Kristina couldn’t help?
How is Jason a hitman? He can’t shoot the side of a freakin’ barn.
Ethan telling Lucky about Rebecca’s true motive? Rebecca going to admit the truth to Nikolas? I smell a con.
TPTB aged Nikolas’s son too. Interesting.
The place where Kristina and Michael are working looks A LOT like the place they broke into when they were on the lam; the place that the Barney Fife cop nicked Sam and Jason.
[side note] I am intrigued by this new show “Shaq vs.” It looks fun. [side note]
My dvr somehow didn’t record Thursday’s episode so I have no idea what happened on that day. Also, this might be a lean entry since I fast forwarded through a lot of the stuff.
Kristina and Michael on the run to Mexico = boring and stupid. Jerry was supposed to be dead. Why are the 2 kids not more surprised to see him? Also, for a smart girl, Kristina’s kind of dumb. Her brain damaged brother has more sense to wonder why Jerry’s being so helpful. But I guess it runs in the family since Sam is once again dumb enough to get caught by Jerry.
Johnny finally cutting ties with Claudia is a long time coming. Good for him.
Robin playing at sleuthing is dumb. Stop pretending you inherited any sort of spy training from your parents and uncle and stick with the medicine.
The fun part about a dvr: the ability to pause things and read stuff in the background. According to the plasma screen in one of the Robin/Patrick scenes, the first floor holds the Main Entrance (duh), Administrative Offices, Board Room, Cafeteria, Library, Chapel, Records Room, and Book Storage (wouldn’t that be a library?).
Dante/Dominic is a cop. Did not see that coming.
What kind of stupid ass architecht designs a hospital with internal stairs? I’ve been in several hospitals and there have never been any stairs internally. Want to know why? Because accidents can and will happen near stairs. Which we’ve seen at least twice so far.
Are you telling me that Johnny didn’t recognize Morgan Corinthos in the hospital before he started talking about Claudia, Carly, and Michael? Kudos to the kid playing Morgan during that whole scene though.
I’m betting 20 to 1 that Mayor Floyd’s wife killed Briana Hughes and caused Claudia’s accident. However, the idea that Michael might have done it is karmic justice. Claudia caused his coma, he caused her accident. As usual, Claudia jumps the gun and gets herself in a heap of trouble.
Claudia just had brain surgery and she still has her hair? No way. Even minor head surgery would warrant the shaving of some part of her head.
I like Carly and Jax’s new house.
Poor Spinelli. But the whole Maxie/Spinelli engaged or not engaged thing reads like a bad Three’s Company episode.
Crap. I just accidentally deleted Wednesday’s episode.
Why is Olivia all crazy about Sonny now when she’s been around him for months? Also, why does Olivia’s apartment door not have a peephole? And why is Sonny so crazy for Olivia now when she’s been around him for months?
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