–Spinelli, to Lulu. (paraphrased because I don’t have my notes in front of me)

Recaplet for Friday, May 11, 2007:

• Jax has Lady Jane set up a meeting for him to go see Jerry 2.0.
• Elizabeth wakes up right before Jason is about to spill the beans to Lucky.
• Ric brings a picture of “James Craig” to Carly. Morgan later sees the picture and says that it’s Jerry 2.0

Cottage
Carly wonders why Jax isn’t going to go after Jerry 2.0. Jax says that he made a commitment to Carly so Jerry 2.0 will have to fend for himself. Carly says it makes her crazy that he was in the house and told The Boys to lie. Jax says he would defend the lives of The Boys over his own brother. He explains how The Boys met Jerry 2.0. Carly says that The Boys know that they can come to their parents with anything which means it’s only a matter of time before Sonny finds out. Jax just wants a bit of time to find out why Jerry 2.0 is in town.

GH – Nikolas’ Room
Jerry 2.0 says that he knew the poison would only be leverage for a short period of time but he didn’t expect them to duplicate the counter agent so quickly. Patrick sneers that they were motivated. Jerry 2.0 snits back that the loyalty is touching, but he’s got a new plan, one that involves Emily. Robin says it won’t work and they’ll just tell the police that he forced Emily. Jerry 2.0 points out that in today’s political climate, the US authorities don’t look kindly on citizens accepting money from “enemies of the state.” Emily is a co-conspirator and liable for treason, which is punishable by death. She’ll be given a trial . . . eventually. Jerry 2.0 likes this turn of events because Emily is a much better asset than Nikolas. Nikolas points out that he gave Jerry 2.0 shelter, a new identity and money, so why was it necessary to implicate Emily? Jerry 2.0 explains that neither Jason nor Sonny care about Nikolas but would move heaven and earth to keep Emily alive. She’s a powerful bargaining chip. Patrick asks why he didn’t just take the money and leave. Jerry 2.0 says he’s not sure. It must be that he likes them all. He leaves. Patrick is pissed. It’s finally over for Nikolas and now this. Robin says she would’ve done the same thing. Patrick isn’t mad at Emily. Emily says she knew what she was doing and it was worth it to protect Nikolas. Nikolas is unhappy that Jerry 2.0 now has her life in his hands.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny tells Skye that the less she knows about the plans for Alcazar, the better off she’ll be. She asks him to hold off until she can get LilaRae back. Sonny tells her to do what she has to, but as soon as LilaRae is back in her arms, she won’t have to worry about Alcazar again. Skye says that she owes him an apology. During the McHostage situation, she withheld information to protect Alcazar, never thinking that he’d lie to her. It was naïve. Sonny says that Alcazar knows how to manipulate women. He did the same thing to Carly. Skye rises to leave and says that Carly was right about one thing. Sonny wouldn’t do something like this. She leaves.

GH – Elizabeth’s Room
Lucky tells Jason that he may have saved Elizabeth’s and Baby Boy’s lives but that doesn’t give him any rights to say who stays and goes. Jason says he’s not going to argue; he just wants what’s best for Baby Boy. Elizabeth wakes up and says Jason’s name. Lucky rushes to her side. My notes here say: “Lucky-Elz awake. yay!”Elizabeth asks what happened. Lucky tells her about the storm and what not. Jason tells a nurse to page Dr. Lee. Elizabeth asks if she held Baby Boy. Lucky tells her she did. He tells her about the surgery but that she’s going to be fine. Elizabeth asks where Baby Boy is. Lucky tells her that he’s in the nursery and he wanted all of them to leave GH together as a family.

GH – Nursery
Lulu is feeding Baby Boy. She and Spinelli argue over the paternity. Lulu points out that being the biological father doesn’t automatically make you the dad. Being in the kid’s life and going to their 4th grade recital when they’re a tomato makes you a dad. Lucky will do that. Spinelli points out that Jason would too. Lulu counters that Elizabeth chose Lucky. Spinelli says it physically hurts him to disagree with her but you don’t get to chose being a dad, you just are. No, Lulu had it right. Biologically, you can be a parent, but you can’t be someone’s Mom or Dad unless they’re the ones who raised you and cared for you. Lulu says Elizabeth made her choice. Spinelli thinks it was too much of her to ask.

Alcazar’s Compound I know I’ve called his compound something else but I’m not inclined to look it up right now. I really should keep a spreadsheet or something of what I call people and places.
Alcazar’s on the phone handling business when Ric walks in. He wants information on Jerry 2.0. Alcazar says he can’t remember. Ric says the Lab Techs managed to isolate a photo of Jerry 2.0. Alcazar can’t believe that Jerry 2.0 is still at large. Ric confirms it and says that he’s the only link to him. Alcazar says that if he did remember it would be that he had recovered and Ric would be using Skye against him. It’s fortunate that he’s still brain damaged or he might remember where the incriminating evidence of Ric is. Ric says that lots of folks want Alcazar dead so he might want to recover some brain cells before bad things happen. Skye comes in and asks why Ric is there. Alcazar tells her that he has a photo of Jerry 2.0. Skye says that she told the authorities all she knew. Rick leaves. Skye confirms with Alcazar that Ric’s not a threat because of the evidence. Alcazar agrees but wonders if Skye is still in cahoots with him. Skye reiterates that it was a moment of weakness. Alcazar wants to know where Skye was. She says she was at a meeting dealing wth Alan’s will. Alcazar says the nanny called. Skye asks if LilaRae is okay. Alcazar gets the nanny on the phone so Skye can talk with her. After the call, Skye tells Alcazar that a nanny is no substitute for her mother. Alcazar says he does want the 3 of them to be a family again, as soon as he can trust her again.

Cottage
Lady Jane comes over, talking about Fiji. She leans in to hug Carly but stops when she sees the look on Carly’s face. She asks what’s wrong. Jax tells her that she forgot to tell them that Jerry 2.0 stopped by. Lady Jane asks if The Boys told them. Carly says that they’ve been taught not to keep secrets. Lady Jane says that Jerry 2.0 was adamant that it be kept a secret. Carly wonders why that didn’t cause Lady Jane any concern. Lady Jane insists that Jerry 2.0 would never hurt a child. Carly says that the people he works for might not have such a compunction. Lady Jane says that Jerry 2.0 wouldn’t involve them in his problems. Carly wonders why he’d lie about being there then. Lady Jane says she just wanted to protect her son. Jax says that there are limits. Lady Jane appeals to Carly by asking her if she would abandon her sons. Carly says that she’d do anything for her kids, including keeping them away from Jerry 2.0. Lady Jane says that Jerry 2.0 in involved in something huge. So big that he had to have complete plastic surgery. Jax asks how he contacted her. Lady Jane says she saw him at Rice Manor on the day of the wedding. Jax asks why Jerry 2.0 was there. Lady Jane says he wanted to see Jax get married and then say good bye. He also wanted help with a wire transfer but then changed his mind. Jax says that Jerry 2.0 might still be in town then. Carly tells Lady Jane to call Jerry 2.0 and set up a meeting. Lady Jane says this goes against her better judgement. Jax says that Jerry 2.0 isn’t a threat but he wants to be sure. Lady Jane makes the call.

GH – Elizabeth’s Room
Kelly checks out Elizabeth and says she’s stable. Lucky tells Elizabeth they were scared. Elizabeth promises that she won’t leave again.

GH – Nursery
Jason tells Epiphany that Elizabeth is awake. Epiphany is glad. She tells Jason to keep Spinelli out of the GH computer system. Jason tells Lulu and Spinelli that Elizabeth is awake. Lulu asks if Lucky knows about Baby Boy’s paternity. Jason says no. Lulu thanks him, hugs him, and leaves. Jason’s phone rings. It’s Sonny. Jason tells Spinelli to stay out of everyone’s way and leaves.

GH – Nikolas’ Room
Nikolas tells Robin and Patrick their part is this is all over. Patrick says no way. Nikolas will need help. Robin says they’re just as invested in this now. Patrick says they should just call the cops. Nikolas says it’s too risky, for Emily. Patrick thinks the Feds will take one look at Emily’s background and know it’s ridiculous. Sorry, no. Emily has some skeleton’s in her closet. She was involved with a drug dealer in her youth. She was involved with Sonny. Her brother works for Sonny. She was involved with another guy who worked for Sonny. Not squeaky clean, this girl. Emily tells them that Jerry 2.0 chose her for a reason. She’s not above suspicion. Nikolas says that Jerry 2.0 is taking advantage of the anti-terrorism laws, knowing that Emily will get hauled to jail and the Feds will take their time establishing guilt or innocence at their timetable. Robin guesses they’ll have to play along until they can get leverage against Jerry 2.0, but isn’t sure how. Nikolas thinks the woman on Jerry 2.0’s phone is the key.

GH – Elizabeth’s Room
Lulu and Lucky talk about Baby Boy. Lucky leaves to go get him from the nursery. Spinelli thinks it’s wrong that the true father doesn’t get to be with the baby. Lulu doesn’t get all the “true father” stuff Spinelli is spouting. Oooh…some foreshadowing on the part of the writers? Spinelli says it’s a theme that resonates throughout all media. Lulu says that there’s no easy solution but Lucky and Elizabeth will be great parents and that’s what Jason wanted.

Plane
Sam and Amelia are on a high from a great premiere. Amelia says that the show will take sacrifice. Sam’s all for it. Amelia asks if that includes letting Jason go. She says that woman in Sam’s position can’t be involved with a gangster. The network doesn’t like the tie to organized crime. Sam says that Jason’s stuck by her through some horrible stuff. Amelia points out that her life is different now and that she can go back to her old life without the show, if she wants.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny asks where Jason was. Jason says he was checking on Elizabeth and her baby. Sonny asks if that’s why Jason didn’t go to Puerto Rico for Bernie. He points out that Jason’s very invested in a baby that’s not his. Jason says he feels responsible. He changes the subject and asks what Sonny wants. Sonny tells him about Alcazar and Skye and LilaRae. He doesn’t want Alcazar harmed until Skye can get her back. Jason says that Skye could be lying. Sonny says that Alcazar kidnapped his own kid. Jason thinks that Alcazar could hold out for months. Sonny points out that Alcazar’s got a weak ego and Skye will play to that. Once she’s got LilaRae back, she’ll help them kill Alcazar.

Park
Jerry 2.0 is sitting on a bench with his back to anyone walking by. Jax comes up and says his name. Jerry 2.0 starts to walk away. Jax says that he knows Jerry 2.0 was expecting Lady Jane. He tells Jerry 2.0 not to make him chase him. Jerry 2.0 turns around and asks Jax what makes him think he could even catch him. Jax looks at Jerry 2.0 and asks what he did. Jerry 2.0 tells him he doesn’t want to know. Jax disagrees. He wants Jerry 2.0 to tell him now since he’s going to eventually ask him for help. Jerry 2.0 says no. Jax punches him.

GH – Nikolas’ Room
Emily says that on the bright side, no one has to pretend to be broken up anymore. Patrick says they won’t give up on them. Robin says they’re in this together. They leave. Patrick tells Robin they’re going home and he won’t take no for an answer. Back in the room, Emily tells Nikolas that she’ll be fine as long as she has him with her.

Cottage
Carly has a bad feeling. Lady Jane says it’s possible that Jerry 2.0 won’t show since he’s not very reliable. Carly says that Jerry 2.0 sabotaged their first wedding because he didn’t want them to get married. Lady Jane says that Jerry 2.0 was pleased that they got married. There’s a knock on the door. It’s Ric. He’s gathering information about the McHostage sitch. Lady Jane leaves. Ric shows Carly the photo of Jerry 2.0/CJC. She confirms that it was him and hopes he rots in hell. Ric gives Carly the picture to keep. Carly wonders why he cares about this since he destroyed the evidence. Ric says she was clearly disoriented after the explosion. Carly gets that it’s publicity that Ric’s after and tells him to get out. Ric leaves. Carly sits on the couch, flashing back to a memory of that night. She notices Morgan on the stairs and the disrepair of his shirt. She has him come over so that she can see what he’s done. He sees the picture of CJC/Jerry 2.0 and says “Jerry.”

GH – Elizabeth’s Room
Elizabeth and Lucky are holding Baby Boy. Lulu looks in from the hallway. Lucky wants Elizabeth to rest but she wants to hold Baby Boy some more. Lulu leaves. Lucky leaves to talk to Kelly. Jason comes by and Elizabeth thanks him for saving her life.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny holds a flash drive. He puts it in his pocket when there’s a knock at the door. It’s Amelia and Sam. Sonny asks how the premiere was. Sam says it went great. He fills her in on what happened with Elizabeth and Baby Boy. Sam leaves to go to GH. Amelia stays behind. She says she feels like celebrating. They kiss. Kate comes in and wants her flash drive.

GH – Nursery
Kelly tells Lucky she wants to err on the side of caution and keep Elizabeth at GH for a few more days. Lucky is okay with that and thanks Kelly for taking care of Elizabeth. Lulu comes out of the nursery and she and Lucky talk about Baby Boy.

GH – Elizabeth’s Room
Elizabeth says that she owes him because he saved Baby Boy’s life. Jason tells her to thank him by getting her strength back. Elizabeth asks if he was about to tell Lucky the truth when she woke up. He non-answers by telling her that he prayed for her. Elizabeth says she will always be grateful that he gave up The Baby so that she and Lucky could raise him together. Sam is outside the door, listening.

–Epiphany.

Recaplet for Thursday, May 10, 2007:

• Nikolas insistst that Patrick and Robin inject him with the larger dosage of the counter agent to get Jerry 2.0 off their backs. Jerry 2.0 later informs them that Emily is an accessory.
• Carly and Jax fight about Jerry 2.0.
• Skye tries to seduce Alcazar into bringing LilaRae back home. That doesn’t work so she appeals to Sonny not to kill Alcazar until she can get her daughter back.
• Elizabeth wakes up.

Cottage
Carly comes in from taking Morgan to his play date. She says that Jax and Michael are deep in conversation. Jax says he’s telling Michael how to be a good brother. Carly says he should be having the conversation with Morgan since they’re both younger brothers. Jax says that as a younger brother, he learned a lot from his older brother so he’s telling Michael. Carly asks what he was telling Michael. Jax says that older brothers can be very loyal and Jerry 2.0 often dropped everything to help him. Jax wants Michael to remember that. Carly says that Michale already looks after Morgan and she couldn’t be prouder. Michael asks if that scores him points and gets him off punishment. Carly relents and lets him go upstairs to play with the stuff they bought. Carly tells him not to make Jerry 2.0 out to be some kind of hero to her kids.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Lulu asks Lucky how long he’s been standing there. He says long enough. He says he knows it’s hard to see Elizabeth this way but she’s not leaving them. Kelly comes in and want to talk to Lucky. She says that they got the newest test results and Elizabeth’s still not improved. Kelly wants him to prepare for the worst. Lucky says that Elizabeth is strong. Kelly says that Baby Boy is okay so they need to send him home to be with family. Lucky says no. He wants Baby Boy to be here when Elizabeth wakes up and both his parents can take him home. Kelly says Baby Boy can’t stay there indefinitely. He needs to be bonding with his parents and he needs to be in an environment that’s stable. Lucky says that if he brings Baby Boy home and Elizabeth wakes up and Baby Boy’s not there, she’s going to think she miscarried again. Lulu says that the Spencers will rally to look after him and he’d be at GH in seconds when Elizabeth wakes up. Lucky says no, Elizabeth needs to see her son. Dude, that baby was born was born not breathing. Why the hell would the hospital kick him out? There’s no way he could be healthy enough to leave after a couple of days! I hate that the writers are making it seem like Lucky’s a bad father just so Jason can come in and be the good dad.

Not Starbucks – Office
Ric tells Jason that he does that whole speak no evil/hear no evil thing really well, but he needs to stay away from Elizabeth. Spinelli’s voice comes over the computer. Jason’s staring at it. Ric asks what’s so interesting about the computer. He reaches for the computer but Jason grabs it. They have a little tug of war over the laptop until Sonny comes in. Ric lets go and Jason throws it against the wall, shattering it. Man, Spinelli is going to blow a gasket! Ric calls the Cops in and wants Jason arrested for assault. Sonny wants to know what happened first. Ric tells the Cops to leave. Sonny asks why Ric is even there. Ric says that Jason needs to stay away from Elizabeth and they all know why.

GH – Nikolas’ Room
Patrick tells Nikolas that they isolated the compound that makes up the counter agent. It turns out that Jerry 2.0 was only injecting Nikolas with a lower dosage which is why it only worked for 24 hours at a time. If they give Nikolas the higher dose, it should eliminate his need for the counter agent all together. Robin points out that the higher dose might kill him. Nikolas doesn’t care. He wants this nightmare to be over. Robin suggests talking it over with Emily first. Nikolas says no. He doesn’t want Jerry 2.0 to manipulate them any more. Patrick puts the shot into the IV.

Plane
Jerry 2.0 calls Emily a fidgety little thing and tells her to prioritize her worries. He tells her that she should be worried about how to tell Nikolas that she joined him on the outing. Emily says she’s worried about Elizabeth too. Jerry 2.0 is surprised that she chose Alan over Elizabeth. Emily asks if Jerry 2.0 is so devoid of empathy that no one matters to him.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny asks Ric why it’s any of his business if Jason is concerned about Elizabeth. Ric points out that Elizabeth was his wife. Sonny points out that she’s his ex-wife. Ric says that Sonny doesn’t care any less about Carly. Sonny asks Jason what’s going on. Jason tells him about finding Elizabeth. Ric says that Elizabeth is trying to get on with her life and Jason hanging around GH isn’t giving her famil any room. He tells Jason to stay away from Elizabeth for her sake. He leaves. Sonny changes topics and tells Jason that he was supposed to kill Alcazar. Jason says there wasn’t time. Sonny needs Jason to stay focused. Alcazar’s had time to prepare and put actions into motion. If Jason can’t do the job, Sonny will find someone who can. Jason says that Alcazar’s dead at the next opportunity.

Alcazar’s Compound
Skye offers an olive branch in the form of lunch. She frets that she’s never been away from LilaRae and had a rough night. Alcazar says he did too. She blah blah blahs about trust and them having a connection and then kisses him. He breaks off the kiss and says it won’t work. It won’t convince him to bring back LilaRae. He knows that she despises him for the loss of the Qs. Skye says that he and LilaRae are her family. They’re hearts are connected and she has faith that he’ll bring their daughter home soon.

Cottage
Jax says he didn’t realize Carly had such antipathy for Jerry 2.0. Carly says that Jerry 2.0 is selfish. Jax says that Jerry 2.0 wouldn’t be so cavalier with his life. Carly isn’t so sure. All his emergency’s seem perfectly planned. Jax admits that she might be right and tells her that Jerry 2.0 was in the house. He asked Michael and Morgan to keep it a secret. Carly says it’s not okay for a stranger to come in to the house and tells The Boys to keep quiet and it’s even worse that Lady Jane agreed to it. Jax says that Jerry 2.0 isn’t a danger to the kids. Carly says that he’s a loose cannon and who knows what he’s dragging behind him. Jax says he wouldn’t put the kids in danger. Carly gets all sarcastic: “Yeah, because the Russian mafia plays fair.” She accuses Jerry 2.0 of using her Boys and that’s not okay with her. There’s a knock on the door. It’s Sonny. He can see that they’ve been fighting and asks if the honeymoon’s over. Carly tells him that he should’ve called because The Boys aren’t there. Sonny says that she needs to sign some paperwork. She does. Jax tells him that they were in the middle of a conversation. Sonny leaves. Carly hates lying to Sonny. Jax says that Sonny’s more dangerous than Jerry 2.0.

GH – Nursery
Jason comes in and tells Spinelli he got the message and asks if something’s wrong with Baby Boy. Spinelli says that Kelly thinks that Baby Boy needs to go home. They blah blah blah back and forth about what Baby Boy needs. Jason says lives will be destroyed if he tells the truth. Epiphany comes out and asks why Spinelli is there. Jason says he’s with him and asks about Baby Boy. Epiphany says he needs to bond with his parents and be at home.

GH – Nikolas’ Room
Emily tells Robin and Patrick she got there as soon as she could. Robin tells her that they isolated the counter agent and injected him. Emily wonders why they aren’t doing anything to help him because his heart rate and blood pressure are elevated. Patrick says it’s already done, per Nikolas’ wishes. Robin and Patrick leave. Nikolas opens his eyes. Emily calls them back. Patrick checks Nikolas’ vitals and says that preliminary results show no toxin in his system. Jerry 2.0, in scrubs, lurks outside. Nikolas is grateful to them. Jerry 2.0 comes in and comments on their cozy little gathering. Patrick says they duplicated the counter agent. Jerry 2.0 says it doesn’t matter. He made Emily an accomplice in treason and espionage, so if he goes down, she goes down with him.

Cottage
Carly says she doesn’t enjoy saying negative things about Jerry 2.0 but he’s scary. She wonders if he’s even in the US legally. Well, considering the Jacks family emigrated to Alaska from Australia, I’d say yes, since he’s technically a US Citizen. But I guess the writers don’t remember that little tidbit.  Jax doesn’t want to have to choose between her or Jerry 2.0. She says she wouldn’t ask him to but she’ll do whatever she has to do to protect The Boys. Jax says that he won’t ban Jerry 2.0 from his life because he’s still his brother. Carly tells him to call Lady Jane and in the meantime, this is when he should tell her that he’s leaving her again to go after Jerry 2.0. Jax says he won’t leave and he won’t let Jerry 2.0 undermine their marriage.

Not Starbucks – Office
Skye comes to see Sonny. She asks him not to kill Alcazar. Sonny says she always struck him as a smart woman and never pegged her as the kind who would resort to begging for her man’s life. Skye assures him that she wants Alcazar dead, but not until she gets her daughter back. She tells him about Alcazar faking the brain injury and her going to Ric, but Alcazar finding out and taking LilaRae away. She needs time to persuade Alcazar to bring their daughter back and when he does, she will personally unlock the door for them to come in and do with Alcazar what they will.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Ric comes to see Lucky. He asks about Elizabeth and Baby Boy. Lucky tells him about the doctors telling him to take Baby Boy home. Lucky is unsure about what to do. Ric says the doctors are probably right but he agrees with Lucky. The same thing happened with Molly and Alexis. He tells Lucky to consult with Dr. O’Connell. He tells Lucky not to give up hope. Elizabeth will get better.

GH – Nursery
Lulu comes by and asks Spinelli why he’s still there. He’s stayed behind to be able to update Jason. Lulu says they need to make a homey environment for Baby Boy since he’s a Spencer. She starts to go into the nursery but stops. She’s terrified and she feels shallow compared to Elizabeth. Spinelli tells her to take her experience out of the equation and just see Baby Boy for the real baby he is. He needs to know her as his Aunt and feel her love. Man, as annoying as Spinelli’s been about this whole baby thing, that little bit just melted my heart.  Lulu knocks on the nursery door. Epiphany wants to know why Spinelli is still there. He wants permission to accompany Lulu into the nursery. Epiphany tells him to stop talking or else she’ll put him out. Lulu says hi to Baby Boy and says she’s his Aunt. Spinelli gently corrects her and she tells Baby Boy not to listen because Spinelli talks too much. She picks him up and tells him that she’s in his life now and she loves him.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Jason is sitting at Elizabeth’s side. He tells her he gave his word that he would do what’s best for Baby Boy but doesn’t want to believe she’s dying. He doesn’t want to ruin what she has with Lucky. He tells her that their son needs him. Lucky comes into the room. He asks what Jason’s doing there. Jason says he’s checking up on her. Jason points out that the nurses tells him that Baby Boy needs to be home. Lucky tells him that Baby Boy isn’t any of his business. Jason says that his obligation is to act in Baby Boy’s best interest. Lucky looks confused. Elizabeth wakes up. Lucky rushes to her side.

–Logan, to 3oop and Maxie.

Recaplet for Wednesday, May 9, 2007:

• Ric visits Elizabeth and tells her to fight for her and Lucky. Ric later goes to Jason and tells him to stay away from Elizabeth.
• Jerry 2.0 brings Emily along on a business transaction and makes her complicit in his shady dealings.
• Robin and Patrick tell Nikolas that they think they’ve synthesized the counter agent.
• The Boys welcome Carly and Jax home. Michael accidentally lets slip to Jax that Jerry 2.0 was at the Cottage.

Cottage
Jax and Carly are lying in bed. They wake up, bid each other a good morning and start to kiss but then are interrupted by The Boys barging in and welcoming them home. They jump on the bed. Carly admonishes them for not knocking first. Jax asks them if they’ve been downstairs yet. Michael says no. Jax says they must have missed the big black suitcase full of toys. The Boys tear downstairs. Carly tells Jax he only bought them a couple minutes. Jax suggests they make the most of it. First, I guess the room Carly was getting ready in for the wedding was her own. I just don’t get the tree in the hallway. Second, that bed? YOOOGE (as The Trump would say)!!! Seriously, that looks bigger than a King Size bed. Maybe the camera angle and headboard just made it look bigger than it actually was. Third, the way Jax was lying seemed like it would put a crimp in his neck. That can’t have been comfortable, even with the huge padded headboard.

Wyndemere – Study
Emily is on the phone, finding out Elizabeth’s condition. She thanks Bobbie, then gets off the phone and updates Nikolas. Nikolas wants to go back to GH, but Emily tells him he needs to rest. Nikolas argues that Lucky needs him and Elizabeth is his friend too. Emily says that Lucky knows that Nikolas is supporting him. She tells him to stay home and rest. She’s got to go to work so she’ll update him later. Jerry 2.0 comes in and tells her to forget the patients; he’s got plans for her. They’re supposed to go on their little business trip. Nikolas doesn’t want Emily going anywhere with Jerry 2.0. Jerry 2.0 points out that if Emily doesn’t go, there’ll be no counter agent. Nikolas says that Jerry 2.0 is bluffing because he keeps threatening Nikolas about withholding the counter agent but keeps coming back. Jerry 2.0 can’t decide if Nikolas is being obtuse or arrogant or both because even a lab rat eventually learns that if you pick Door #1 and get zapped, picking Door #1 defies logic. Nikolas thinks Jerry 2.0 took a big chancing coming to GH and giving them the counter agent. Jerry 2.0 says that Nikolas is making too much out of this. Nikolas will go through what he did a million times if it means keeping Emily away from Jerry 2.0. Jerry 2.0 points out that Emily keeps coming back though. Emily gets mad and tells Jerry 2.0 that she wants him to feel what she felt at the McHotel when she had to watch Alan die and now Nikolas. She wants him to know what it’s like to stand by, helpless, while a loved one need you. Hmm..foreshadowing that doesn’t bode well for Lady Jane or Jax.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Lulu comes in and wakes up Lucky. He said he was dreaming that everyone was okay and they were going home with their baby. Kelly comes in to tell Lucky that Elizabeth’s blood pressure is low and she’s non-responsive to the medication. Lucky says that she has to pull through. Lulu tells him that Elizabeth is a fighter.

GH – 7th Floor (I think)
Robin brings Patrick some coffee and tells him he looks like hell. She says that he should go catch a nap and she’ll take over in the lab. Patrick thinks they’re close to duplicating the counter agent. Robin says that Jerry 2.0 slipped up when he gave it to them. Robin wants to know if she should call Nikolas. Patrick wants to wait until they’re sure. Robin says that her schedule is clear so that she can work with him in the lab all day. They both know that Nikolas is running out of time.

Not Starbucks – Office
Jason is on the phone with Bernie, telling him that he has to send someone else because Jason’s not leaving town. He hangs up. Spinelli walks in and Jason asks how Elizabeth is. Spinelli tells him. Jason asks how Baby Boy is. Spinelli tells him he can see for himself. He opens his laptop to show Jason BabyCam™. Jason guesses that he hacked into the security cameras. Spinelli says that he can check on his progeny whenver he wants. Jason admits that he looks good. Spinelli says that he’ll need Jason if Elizabeth dies.

Not Starbucks – Café
3oop comes in and asks Maxie what the emergency is. She says it’s a caffeine emergency. He says that it’s not good for him to be hanging around in the café. She says it has the best cappuccino in town and that no one will think he’s working for Sonny. 3oop says he also shouldn’t be seen with the Police Commissioner’s daughter. Maxie says that coffee is fine, but no one can know they’re sleeping together. They kiss. Logan comes in. Maxie tells him to go away. Logan asks if they’ve seen Sonny. Maxie asks if he wants to embarrass himself again by asking for a job, again.

Cottage
Upstairs, Carly and Jax are getting dressed. Carly asks if he’s ready for this. Living with The Boys is different than visiting. Jax says he is. Carly asks about 2nd thoughts. Jax is sure he has none. They go downstairs, where the living room is a mess with the toys that Jax and Carly brought back with them. Carly asks him again if he’s sure he’s gonna love this. Then she shoots The Boys a “I cannot believe this mess” and a “If you think I’m cleaning this up, you better think again” look.

Wyndemere – Study
Alexis comes to see Nikolas. He asks how she is. She is better than him, apparently. Nikolas says it’s the flu and being up all night worried about Elizabeth and Lucky. Alexis asks why he asked for her. He says he wants to make some provisions with his will. He wants to make sure that there’s a trust set up for Lucky’s Baby Boy and Emily’s guardianship of Spencer is airtight. Alexis figures out that Nikolas and Emily never broke up and that the relationship with Robin was faked because she’s Nikolas’ doctor. Nikolas more or less agrees with her. Alexis tells him that if he wants to play it polite but oblique that’s fine, but he needs to take his illness seriously.

Outside the study doors, Emily tells Jerry 2.0 that she’s ready to go but they have to make it fast because she’s ducking work and folks will wonder why she did that. She also doesn’t want Nikolas to know about this.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Ric comes by. Lucky tells him that he’ll tell Elizabeth he stopped by. Ric asks what happened. Lucky tells him about Jason finding her, etc. Ric is suspicious of Jason. Lucky says that Jason saved Elizabeth and Baby Boy. Ric says that he and Elizabeth lost a child; that bonds them. He’d like to talk to her, to tell her that there are people pulling for her. Lucky says he’s going to visit Baby Boy, so don’t stay too long.

Not Starbucks – Cafe
Logan asks 3oop how cop school is. 3oop says it’s more than books. Today, they’re going on ride-alongs, so he’s got to go. He gives Maxie a quick peck and leaves. Logan says that was quick. Maxies tells him it’s called being a responsible adult with a job. She wonders why he’s not at his job at McHotel. She snidely asks him to go ask Sonny for a job again. Lulu walks in. Logan says hi. She walks right past him to the back.

Not Starbucks – Office
Jason says Elizabeth will be fine. Spinelli says that she’s not responding to her meds. He needs to be with his son. Jason says it’s not that simple. Spinelli says that if Jason tells everyone the truth now, no one will blame Elizabeth, especially if she wakes up. They’ll just be happy she’s alive. Lulu walks in and tells Jason that he can’t tell anyone he’s the father of Baby Boy.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Ric tells Elizabeth that a lot of people love her and that her baby is waiting for her. He’s glad her faith in Lucky won out because he likes knowing that kind of faith exists in the world. He wants her to hold on to that faith. He says he’s letting her go and that he hopes she’ll be happy with Lucky and Cameron.

GH – Nursery
Epiphany is cooing over Baby Boy. Lucky comes in and thanks her for keeping an eye on him. Epiphany plays it off like it’s her job but you totally know she’s playing favorites. She hands Baby Boy over to Lucky. Lucky says that they have to hope Elizabeth wakes up so she can tell them who he is since the naming of the baby boy was her deal.

Bank
Jerry 2.0 tells the Banker that he’d like to open an account and put it in Emily’s name. The Banker tells them that a transaction of this size will invite international scrutiny. Jerry 2.0 says they have nothing to hide. The Banker tells Emily that by signing, she’s liable and assumes full legal responsibility. She’s aware. The Banker gets a call and steps away for a moment. Emily accuses him of setting her up. He knows the transfer is illegal so it gives him a hold over her. Jerry 2.0 says he’s giving her a change to not repeat what happened last night. Sign, don’t sign. Maybe he’ll give Nikolas the counter agent, maybe he won’t. It’s all about risk assessment and it’s up to her. Emily signs. Jerry 2.0 says he’s feeling all warm and tingly because their lives and fortunes are forever linked. What would be great about this whole story line would be for something to happen to Jerry 2.0 where he couldn’t get the money in the end so Emily would wind up as rich as Nikolas.

Not Starbucks – Office
Lulu says she just saw Lucky; he’s being brave, but he needs to have this. He’ll make a good dad. Spinelli points out that Jason is the real dad. Lulu says that Jason made a deal and has to stick to it. Spinelli says he made the deal with Elizabeth. Lulu asks where that leaves Lucky. Jason tells them to stop arguing. Lulu says she’s done everything Jason’s way and now she wants him to keep his word. Jason asks to speak with Lulu alone. Spinelli tells Jason not to be swayed by her magnificence and leaves. Lulu tells Jason that if Elizabeth dies and he takes the baby, Lucky will be devastated. Jason says he has to start thinking like a father. Lulu reminds Jason that she wanted to say something from the beginning but he convinced her that staying quiet was the right thing so he needs to honor that. Jason says that Elizabeth is still alive so there’s no problem. Lulu agrees but that if Elizabeth dies, they’ll have a big problem. Jason says that all he can think about is how his son might grow up without a mom.

Cottage
Jax helps Carly pick up the living room. He thinks she was a bit hard on The Boys. Carly says that making them clean their rooms isn’t being hard on them. Jax says she was kind of harsh. Carly says that they have to set boundaries. Jax says that he and Jerry 2.0 were in trouble all the time. Carly says it’s why Lady Jane took up hiking, to wear them out. Michael yells down from upstairs that they’ve finished cleaning their room and asks if they can come down. Carly says yes. They come downstairs. Carly takes Morgan to a play date. Jax is showing Michael the cricket gear he bought him and asks Michael how he feels about the whole “stepfather” thing and where Jax fits into the whole family situation. Michael admits that he’ll always want his parents together but he thinks that Jax is a pretty cool stepdad. He says that Moran might have trouble adjusting to Jax being there all the time. Jax admits it will be an adjustment for them all. Michael says that he’ll help Morgan because it’s what big brothers do, just like Jerry 2.0 said. Jax asks when Michael talked to Jerry 2.0.

GH – Nursery
Lucky puts Baby Boy back into the crib thing and leaves. He runs into Spinelli and asks why he’s there. Spinelli says that he’s keeping Lulu updated. Lucky tells Spinelli that her nephew is fine and leaves. Spinelli goes up to the nursery door and knocks. Epiphany wants to know what the hell he wants.

Not Starbucks – Café
Maxie is dogging on Logan about Lulu not noticing him when she walked in earlier. Logan says that Maxie has 3oop so why is she so fixed on who he likes? Maxie doesn’t get the Lulu love. You and a bunch of folks on the GH boards, honey. She starts bagging on Lulu, which Logan lets go until she says something nasty about Laura. Again, the writers are just idiots here. There’s no way Maxie would talk about Laura that way. She worships Lucky and Laura’s always been a mother figure to her, much more so that her own mother. Logan tells her to shut up. Maxie asks why he cares. Before he can answer, Ric and 2 officers walk in. One of them is 3oop. Ric asks if Sonny’s in. Vinny says no. Ric asks if Jason is in. Vinny says yes. Ric tells Cop and 3oop to stay put but come in if they hear trouble.

Not Starbucks – Office
Lulu apologizes for barging in. Jason says it’s okay. Lulu says that they’re both trying to do the right thing. Ric walks in and asks what that would be. Jason tells Lulu to go. Ric: “I’d hate to see you get mixed up in something you’ll regret.” Lulu: “You’ll get over it.” She leaves. HA! I love when Lulu gets snarky with the right people in the right situations. Ric asks Jason why Lulu was there because the only thing they really have in common is Spinelli. He wonders if it has something to do with Elizabeth.

GH – 7th Floor
Nikolas finds Robin and Patrick. They tell him they duplicated the counter agent. Nikolas asks if it’s over then. He wants his life back.

Plane
Jerry 2.0 offers Emily a drink. She declines. He calls her a fidgety little thing and tells her that glancing at her watch won’t get her to Nikolas any faster.

Cottage
Michael tells Jax that Jerry 2.0 came by to Lady Jane but that it was supposed to be a secret because he wanted to surprise them. Carly comes home and says they look deep in conversation.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Lucky asks Kelly about Elizabeth’s status. Kelly says that if Elizabeth doesn’t wake up soon, she won’t ever wake up. Lucky gets angry and tells Kelly she doesn’t know Elizabeth if that’s her prognosis. Kelly reminds him that Elizabeth is her friend. She wants to go over test results with him and discuss options. They leave.

GH – Nursery
Spinelli says his name is on the list. Epiphany asks who approved him. Spinelli says Dr. O’Connell. Epiphany tells him that she knows what hackers do. The only reason she let Jason in was because he helped save Elizabeth’s and Baby Boy’s lives. All Spinelli is doing is annoying her. She tells him to get out. Spinelli runs into Lulu. She asks why he’s there. He says he’s monitoring Baby Boy for Jason. Lulu tells him that Baby Boy is a Spencer. Spinelli disagrees. Lulu doesn’t care. Spinelli gets all dewey eyed about this being their first fight (which, it isn’t but whatever). Lulu tells him he’s missing the point. Spinelli says that if Elizabeth dies, Baby Boy will need his real dad.

GH – 7th Floor
Nikolas is in a hospital bed, hooked up to an IV. Robin is telling Nikolas not to be hasty. Nikolas says he’s been trapped in this nightmare long enough. Patrick wonders if Nikolas doesn’t want to make arrangements. Robin suggests waiting until Emily gets there. Nikolas gets it. This counter agent will either save him or kill him. Nikolas watches soap operas! Who knew?

Not Starbucks – Café
Logan asks Maxie if they’re supposed to ignore 3oop. Maxie says that he’s working, which is what Logan’s supposed to be doing. When that doesn’t get a rise out of Logan, she switches tactics and wonders why Lulu didn’t even glance his way as she was walking out. Logan agrees that she had something on her mind.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Lulu tells Elizabeth that she had no right to judge her. She’s been keeping this secret too. She sees how desperately Lucky needs this baby. Elizabeth has to wake up because Jason will come forward as the father and it will kill Lucky. Lulu sees Lucky at the door.

Not Starbucks – Office
Ric says he visited Elizabeth and learned from Lucky that Jason saved her. He wonders if it was coincidence that Jason was at the Spencer House. Jason says it was and that he’s got nothing else to say to Ric. Ric says that Jason’s always been a little bit in love with Elizabeth, as evidenced by their one night stand. Ric says that Elizabeth has moved on so Jason needs to stay away from her. Jason tells him to get out. Ric starts to leave but he hears something coming from Jason’s computer. It’s Spinelli, saying that he has an update on the progeny.

–Kate, sarcastically, to Sonny.

Recaplet for Tuesday, May 8, 2007:

• Elizabeth goes in for emergency surgery. There is much angst among a lot of people. Lulu feels bad for judging Elizabeth. Jason wants to do what’s right for his baby. Lucky wants Elizabeth to live.
• Sonny and Kate relive old times.
• Jerry 2.0 decides to use Emily for his “business trip.”

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Patrick gives a vial of blood to a nurse to take to the lab. Nurse leaves. He tells Nikolas that they’ll compare the before and after blood samples. Nikolas says that Jerry 2.0 wouldn’t have given Patrick the counter agent if there was a chance of it being easily duplicated. Patrick says that Jerry 2.0 is arrogant and it will work against him and they need to exploit it. Nikolas says that he’ll deal with Jerry 2.0. Robin argues that the strategy hasn’t worked out so well for him. Emily says that Jerry 2.0 likes to toy with Nikolas. Nikolas says that Jerry 2.0 wants them to spin their wheels in the lab so that he can do whatever he wants. Patrick asks if he has a better idea. Nikolas says that when he answered the phone, he realized that Jerry 2.0 has family. If they can find out who the woman is, they can exploit Jerry 2.0’s weakness. The phone rings. He tells the person on the line that he’ll be right there. He tries to get out of bed but they all stop him. He says that something’s wrong with Elizabeth.

GH – ICU
Lucky yells for help. Kelly and Epiphany come running. Elizabeth is bleeding out so they need to get her into surgery. Lucky wants to come with so Epiphany tells him he can go as far as the OR doors. Lulu and Jason watch as they leave. Lulu says that Baby Boy can’t lose Elizabeth. Jason looks pained.

Cottage
Jerry 2.0 is explaining about a business deal when Carly comes home. He ducks in front of the sofa while Lady Jane greets her. She thought they were on their honeymoon. Carly says that she and Jax missed The Boys so they came home early. Lady Jane asks where Jax is. Carly says he’s still at the McHotel and there’s a car waiting to take Lady Jane there. Lady Jane says that she’s not packed and that she thinks it’s best if she stayed there. Carly gets a look on her face but then tells Lady Jane that she’s welcome to stay. She just thought Lady Jane would be more comfortable at McHotel. Lady Jane says she’ll move in there first thing tomorrow. She tells Carly to upstairs and freshen up. The phone rings. It’s Bobbie. She asks Lady Jane for Carly’s number in Fiji. Lady Jane hands the phone to Carly. Bobbie tells Carly that Elizabeth had her baby but there were complications and Lulu’s really distraught so she’d like Carly to come be with her to help comfort her. Carly agrees. She says bye to Lady Jane and leaves. Jerry 2.0 comes out and bravo’s Lady Jane. He never knew she could be so duplicitous. He thanks her for running interference but he realizes he has to keep his distance from Jax’s family. Lady Jane asks his about transaction. She’s family and she can help. Jerry 2.0 says he’s grateful but he’ll get himself out of his own mess. He leaves. Why would Bobbie call Carly in Fiji? Even if Carly did decide to end the honeymoon early, it’s not as if she could be there to comfort Lulu until a few days later. What’s the point in interrupting the honeymoon for that?

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny takes the sugar packet out of Kate’s hand. He knows who she is. He tells her where she lived in Bensonhurst. Kate ignores him and continues talking on the hone. Sonny takes the phone and tells the person on the other she’ll call him back. Kate tells him that if he didn’t want her to use the phone, a simple “I changed my mind” would’ve sufficed. Sonny says that she was always using big words when they were younger. Kate says she has no idea what he’s on about. Sonny says she does. He compliments her accent and says there’s not a trace of Bensonhurst in it. Kate tells him he’s obsessed with this Connie person. She suggests he call 411 and find her. Sonny wants her to swear on the Virgin Mary that she’s not Connie Falconeri. Kate says that she doesn’t swear. Sonny says that he doesn’t want to make trouble but he can. He wants her to explain. Kate says she hasn’t been Connie Falconeri since she was 18 years old.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy asks GhostAlan if has something better to do than to haunt her. He says no. He asks if she’s still worried about the Scotty lawsuit. She says that it will put a serious strain on her marriage. Luke comes in and lays a big kiss on Tracy. She thought he went out for the evening. He decided to try his luck at home. She says it was a good bet. He asks if they’re alone because if they’re not, he wants to get back into town while he’s still sober enough to drive. Tracy says she’s become adept at ignoring Alan. GhostAlan and Luke: “Since when?” GhostAlan tells her to admit that she forged the will and he’ll leave. There’s some thunder. Tracy tells him enough with the thunder. He says that wasn’t him. Luke says he’s not going to be ignored while she argues with the furniture. Tracy tells him that she puts up with his Laura issues so he can damn well put up with her Alan issues. Luke: “Fair enough.” The phone rings. It’s Bobbie. She tells Luke about Baby Boy and Elizabeth and how Lucky needs Luke.

Rooftop of Former Lovers
Jason busts up onto the roof. Lulu is hot on his heels. She tells him to calm down. They can’t do anything until they know what happens to Elizabeth. Jason says she has to be okay. Lulu says she knows that he’s thinking that if Elizabeth doesn’t pull through, he should claim the baby but then Lucky would’ve lost his wife and baby. He promised Elizabeth he’d let Lucky raise this baby in the family with Cam and he can’t go back on his word.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Nikolas and Emily come up to an empty room. Nikolas says that they’re too late, Elizabeth’s in surgery. Emily says that it’s good that they moved fast. Nikolas thanks her for always being so positive. Emily tells him he needs to rest. Lucky comes back to the room. Nikolas asks how she is. Lucky doesn’t know. He tried to watch from the observation room but couldn’t handle it. What if she doesn’t make it? Emily tells Lucky that Elizabeth is strong. Luke comes up and asks about Elizabeth. He hugs Lucky. Emily tells Luke they’re still waiting to hear about her. Lucky and Luke both comment that Nikolas doesn’t look so hot. Lucky tells him to go rest. Nikolas and Emily leave. Lucky tells Luke he gets it now, why Luke is the way he is. “When you lose the person who means everything to you, there’s nothing left.”

GH – 10th Floor Waiting Area
Spinelli sees Lulu crying. He asks if she’s okay. She is but tells him that Elizabeth might not make it. Spinelli’s sorry. Lulu tells him that Jason’s here. Spinelli asks how Jason’s doing. Lulu says he’s worried about Elizabeth. She’s worried that he’ll take Baby Boy from Lucky. Spinelli points out that the baby is Jason’s. Lulu says that Lucky needs this baby. She wants Spinelli to find Jason and convince him to leave Baby Boy with Lucky.

GH – 10th Floor Nurses’ Station
Carly comes in. Bobby apologizes for Carly’s honeymoon ending like this. Carly says they came home early anyways. She’ll be there for Lulu, even though she’s not a fan of Elizabeth. Bobbie tells her to cut out the Elizabeth bashing since there’s a real chance that she won’t make it. Carly says she’ll go talk to Lulu.

Rooftop of Former Lovers
Jason wipes away tears. Spinelli congratulates him on the birth of his son. He says they should go see him. Jason says he needs to stay away from Baby Boy. It’s weird enough that he brought her to GH. He tells Spinelli what happened to Elizabeth. He says that he promised Elizabeth that he’d do what’s best for the baby if something happened to her. Spinelli asks if he held the baby. Jason says it was incredible and undescribable. Spinelli asks what happens if Elizabeth dies. Jason says that the family she wanted for Baby Boy won’t exist. Spinelli thinks Jason should claim Baby Boy.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Luke tells Lucky that Elizabeth is fighting for her life. The last thing he should be doing is wondering what to do without her. It doesn’t do anyone any good. He has to wait and believe. If he does lose her, he’ll see that life goes on. He’ll face the loss and go on. Lucky prays that it won’t come to that. Luke agrees. They hug.

Wyndemere – Study
Emily tells Nikolas to rest and she’ll get him something to eat. Jerry 2.0 comes in and compliments the lovely scene. Nikolas says he thought Jerry 2.0 left. Jerry 2.0 says he had a change of plans. He figures that things have changed since Emily doesn’t seem surprised to see him. Emily says that she knows all about Jerry 2.0’s nefarious plan. Jerry 2.0 says that he wanted Emily in from the beginning, but it was Nikolas’ choice to push her away. Nikolas tells Emily not to talk to him. Jerry 2.0 says he knows just how to use Emily now that she’s involved. He needs a female escort for a business transaction. He promises her that he won’t sleep with her. Nikolas says that they should just stick to the plan. Jerry 2.0 says it’s too late for that. Either Emily accompanies him or there’ll be no more counter agent.

GH – 10th Floor Waiting Area
Lulu tells Carly that she shouldn’t have judged Elizabeth. Carly thought Lulu and Elizabeth got along. Lulu says that during the whole “Lucky addict era,” she didn’t agree with some changes that Elizabeth made. She says she shouldn’t be one to judge. Carly tells her that she shouldn’t feel guilty because she didn’t cause this. Lulu is worried about Lucky. Carly says that she can’t fix this. All she can do is be there for Lucky. Spinelli motions to Lulu from across the Nurses’ Station. Lulu tells Carly that she’s okay and says that Carly should go back home. Carly leaves. Lulu tells Spinelli that he’s supposed to be keeping an eye on Jason. Spinelli says that he couldn’t stop Jason from doing what he thinks is right. Dude, Spinelli just lied to Lulu.

Q Mansion – Den
Luke is home, telling Tracy what happened with Elizabeth. Despite his best efforts, Lucky is ending up like Luke: losing a wife and stuck with 2 kids he doesn’t know how to raise, and all alone. Tracy tells Luke that if that happens, Lucky will be fine because he’s got Luke. They hug. Far be it from me to mar a scene by pointing out a little error there, but I have to. When Luke “lost” Laura, Lucky was already and adult and Lulu had been SOARSed to the age of 14 and was practically being raised by Lesley so I’m not sure where Luke gets to say his situation is the same as Lucky’s.

Not Starbucks – Office
Kate finishes her phone call. Sonny remembers that she studied French in high school. He asks why she changed her name. Trouble with the law? She says that was his forté. She’s never even had a parking ticket. He remembers when she used to be bad. She tells him his memory is unnerving. He asks her if her magazine is a big deal. She says it is. He says it doesn’t surprise him. She would always memorize what the ladies were wearing when they’d take the subway in to Manhattan and then she’d go to thrift stores and buy designer knock-offs. He asks her again why she changed her name. He says that his ex-wife changed her named from Caroline to Carly. Kate says it speaks volumes about a person who changes from Caroline to Carly. She guesses spandex and animal print. Sonny says Carly’s hot and dresses to reflect it. He asks why she left “Connie” behind. Kate says she legally changed her name before she went to Princeton. Her parents eventually understood. Sonny asks why Kate Howard. Kate says that Katherine Howard was the 5th wife of Henry VIII. The name sounds familiar to people and it projects the image of class and good background. Sonny says the problem is that it’s a lie. It’s not who she is. Kate says it is who she is. Connie no longer exists. He says that Connie was supposed to run away with him, but never showed. Why is that? He waited for her all night, but when she never showed, he went to her house. He said she came out the next morning, looking fine. Kate says that toothpaste and ice are the surefire remedies to deal with puffy-from-crying-all-night eyes. He asks if her parents caught her. She says she caught herself. She ahd a bag packed and had the money but realized that if she ran away, she’d be running away from her dreams and she wasn’t going to do that even for Sonny. He asks why she never told him that. She says that he was all that she could think about and that she was afraid that he’d try to talk her out of it and she’d listen.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Lucky is holding Baby Boy, talking to him and rocking him. Jason watches at the door. Lucky says he’s proud to be his dad and that mommy will be there soon. Jason walks away.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny asks Kate what she did after she didn’t show up. Kate entered an essay contest and won it. She asks what he did. He says he got a job with Joe Scully. Kate asks what his business is now or should she not know? He says his business is power and money. Kate says hers is too. Sonny says that the smile she just gave is pure Connie. Kate says that must be why she smiles so rarely. Clarice comes in and says the car is ready. Sonny tells her good-bye. Connie leaves. She runs into Carly in the Café. Carly’s all “Excuse you!” Kate looks at her and says “You must be Carly” and then leaves. Carly thinks she looks familiar. Sonny comes out and and Carly asks him who that was. Sonny says it’s some fashion magazine lady. Carly’s all “That was Kate Howard?!!” and goes running out the door. Sonny doesn’t get it.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Kelly comes in and tells Lucky that Elizabeth is still critical and if she doesn’t stop bleeding, they may have to do a hysterectomy. Lucky says that Elizabeth wanted to have more kids. Kelly says they have to concentrate on what will save Elizabeth. Lucky agrees. Kelly leaves. Lulu comes in behind Lucky. Lucky tells Elizabeth that they have a son who needs them so she has to wake up.

GH – Nursery
Jason and Spinelli are looking at the babies. Spinelli says that Baby Boy looks like Jason, only cuter. “You’re cute too but rough around the edges.” ha! Spinelli says he should go hold him. Jason can’t because he’s not on the approved family list. Spinelli says not to doubt the Jackal. He knocks on the door. Epiphany comes out and asks what Spinelli wants. Spinelli says Jason’s on the list. Epiphany looks at the list. “Well, look at this. Dr. Ford, who isn’t a pediatrician nor a gynecologist, and who’s never set food in the maternity wing since he started working here, approved Jason to hold the baby.” She gives them both a stern look. Jason has the good grace to look sheepish. Spinelli looks stupidly happy. She lets Jason go in, but she tells Spinelli he better not pull another stunt like this again.

In the nursery, Jason picks up Baby Boy and promises him that he’ll have the best life possible. He says he’ll always love him.

–Jerry 2.0, to Patrick.

Recaplet for Monday, May 7, 2007:

• Elizabeth and Baby Boy are just fine. Jason gets to hold his son. Lucky gets to GH and hold Baby Boy too. Elizabeth crashes.
• Jerry 2.0 gets to GH and gives Patrick the counter agent to give to Nikolas. How did Jerry 2.0 know that Nikolas was in the hospital?
• Sonny figures out who Kate Howard is.
• Amelia 2.0 convinces Sam to go to New York and not wait for Jason.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny tells her that this is a private office. Diane cautions Sonny to be tactful. Sonny refuses. Kate says she’ll be happy to pay for the call. In fact, she’ll be happy to pay for the whole phone. Sonny tells her that this isn’t a phone booth. Kate haughtily says that maybe she didn’t explain herself. She needs to make a call. Sonny says that maybe he wasn’t clear because he said no. Diane tells Kate that she’ll have to excuse Sonny as he’s a private person and it threw him when she just walked in. He’s usually much more gracious. Kate says the storm is wreaking havoc with the cell phones. They were lost and saw this place. Sonny says that’s the problem right there. They don’t need a phone, they need a GPS. Kate reiterates one more time that she needs to make this phone call. Sonny has to keep his phone line open for business. Kate tells Diane she should introduce her client to the miracle of call waiting. She and her assistant leave. Diane calls out after them that it was lovely meeting her. She closes the door and asks Sonny if he knows who that was. Sonny doesn’t. Diane says that Kate Howard is the Editor in Chief of Couture, the bible of fashion. Sonny says that explains her God complex. Diane says that she’s also one of the 100 Most Powerful Women In America. Sonny says that she should be able to afford a decent phone then. So now GH is stealing The Devil Wears Prada too.

GH – OR 3
The Baby cries. Kelly tells Elizabeth that someone’s crying for her so she needs to pull through. They shock Elizabeth one more time. She stabilizes. Epiphany nods up to Jason. Kelly says that it’s too bad the dad wasn’t there for moral support.

Car
Jerry 2.0 asks if there’s a problem (in his southern accent). Lucky tells him it’s not a good night to be out. Jerry 2.0 says he’s trying to get to a sick friend. Lucky asks if he knows Jerry 2.0. Before Jerry 2.0 can answer, Lucky gets a call to go to another accident. He tells Jerry 2.0 that there’s a tree down in the road ahead so he advises him to go home and get out of the rain. Lucky goes back to his car. Jerry 2.0 puts his gun in his coat pocket.

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Patrick tells Emily that Nikolas is still alive but it doesn’t look good. Emily says he’ll make it. Robin and Patrick go to the lab. Emily stays with Nikolas, telling him that she loves him and telling him to hold on a while longer. She says she can’t lose both her dad and him. Lulu shows up and asks what happened. Was there an accident? Emily says it was a reaction to a toxin and that Robin and Patrick are doing what they can to help him. Lulu doesn’t get why Patrick is helping. Emily says they’re the 2 doctors on duty and they’re doing what they can. Lulu says Emily says that like Nikolas might not make it.

Not Starbucks – Café
Sonny says that he didn’t take Diane for someone who impressed easily. Diane says that Kate Howard is an influential and powerful woman who got that way without being an actress or model. Diane wanted to be a mover and shaker among the fashion elite when she was younger. Sonny says he could see that. Diane says that she went the safe route into Law. And speaking of law, she starts to tell him about a hypothetical situation again when in walks Kate and her assistant. Kate says they’re car is now dead and they need to call to get another one. Sonny needs to keep his lines open. Kate asks him what will sway him if money won’t. Sonny says that’s a loaded question.

GH – 5th Floor Nurses’ Station
Patrick asks if there have been any calls for him or about Nikolas. The Nurse says no. Robin asks if he still thinks that Jerry 2.0 will show up. Patrick and Robin then place blame on themselves about failing Nikolas. Patrick gets a call. It’s Jerry 2.0. He asks how Nikolas is. Is he still alive? Patrick says he is. He calls Jerry 2.0 a sick freak. Jerry 2.0 tsk-tsks him and tells him that’s not the way to talk to the man who holds Nikolas’ life in his hands.

Penthouse
Sam doesn’t want to leave because she has a bad feeling. Amelia 2.0 can’t believe Sam would blow off the network over a bad feeling. Sam says it’s just a party. Amelia 2.0 says it’s the premiere. Sam says so what? Amelia 2.0 pulls rank and tells Sam she has to go. Sam’s all “you’re not the boss of me.” Actually, she kinda is. Amelia 2.0 says that Sam would be in breach of her contract. Sam doesn’t care and tells Amelia 2.0 to sue her. Amelia 2.0 tells Sam not to be adversarial. Sam asks if Amelia 2.0 would tell Jason about her past. Amelia 2.0 says she’s not the enemy. She thinks Sam would be used to this part of Jason’s life. Sam says you never get used to it. Amelia 2.0 points out that Sam signed up for many sleepless night. The payout to protect Sam from her past was a good faith gesture on her part. She can’t believe Sam would bail on her and leave her to clean up the mess.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Jason asks Epiphany how Elizabeth is. Epiphany says that she’s in guarded condition. She tells him it’s a good thing he got to Elizabeth when he did. She asks if he called Lucky. Jason says no, there wasn’t time. Epiphany leaves to go make the call. Jason looks at a sleeping Elizabeth, tells her that they have a son. A nurse brings in Baby Boy. Jason picks him up. He’s overcome with emotion. Elizabeth wakes up. She says his name. He asks if she’s okay. She is. She asks how her son is. Jason asks how she knew it was a boy. She points out the blue blanket. Jason hands over Baby Boy to Elizabeth. He tells her he had forgotten how light they are. Elizabeth jokes that he didn’t have to carry him around for 9 months. She says she already loves him. Jason knows what she means.

GH – Supply Closet
Patrick comes in. Jerry 2.0 tells him to shut the door and lock it. Patrick complies. Patrick demands the counter agent. Jerry 2.0 doesn’t care for his tone. Patrick says that Jerry 2.0 still needs Nikolas. Jerry 2.0 worries about being predictable. Patrick is sick of Jerry 2.0 pulling the strings. Jerry 2.0 calls him ill mannered and he won’t have it. He cocks his gun. He agrees that he’d rather keep Nikolas alive for a bit longer but there’s something to be said for a challenge. Patrick doesn’t get what Jerry 2.0 is on about. Jerry 2.0 says that Patrick is a man of science. His life is structured. Jerry 2.0 likes the rush of the unknown, to have to think on his feet. Patrick: “Until you’ve opened up a skull and looked at a brain, you have no idea what it’s like to think on your feet.” Jerry 2.0 wonder if he should just stike out on his own. Patrick says he enjoys the game too much so until he wins or loses, he won’t go. No one’s called the cops, no one’s said anything to anyone so he could still win. Jerry 2.0 wonders if that’s all enough to make him stick around. He’s not sure.

Not Starbucks – Café
Sonny tells Kate that maybe they can have someone look under the hood of her car. Only he says it in a really cocky, smarmy way with innuendo. Icky. Kate asks to speak with him privately. He leads her into the office. Clarice (the assistant) asks if she can get decaf. Diane asks if she can get a discount on a skirt on page 63. ha!

Not Starbucks – Office
Kate tells him that he understands what it’s like in business so she wont’bore him. Sonny says that’s the first thing she’s said that’s made sense. Kate says that she’s got an issue about to miss its deadline unless she can make her phone call. She offers to get him a designer dress for his wife, his girlfriend, both if necessary. Sonny asks her where he knows her from because there’s something familiar about her. Kate says that she’s everywhere in the media. Sonny says he doesn’t watch tv except for boxing. Kate snidely says that’s refreshing and tells him that he can watch her make a call. Sonny: “Or you can go look for another phone. Kate: “Or?” Sonny says that she can tell him a bit about herself. Kate asks what he wants to know, her favorite flower? color? Sonny asks where she grew up. She says in a little town outside Fairfield, Connecticut called Wilton. Sonny’s not buying it. Kate is annoyed that an entire issue is going to fall apart because she got lost looking for property in the rain. Sonny asks why property. She ignores the question and says she’s a private woman and just wants to use the phone. He tells her to go ahead but when she asks him to leave, says he’s not going anywhere. Clarice says that no one’s allowed in the room when Ms. Howard makes her calls. Kate tells Clarice to let it go. She then orders her to get Jean Claude on the phone, get her a latte and hang up her coat. Kate gets on the phone and speaks with Jean Claude about timing and other stuff that I can’t really make out (who knew my high school and college French would come in this handy?). Clarice brings in the coffee and hands Kate a sugar packet. Kate fiddles with it and this triggers Sonny’s memory. “Connecticut, my ass! You’re Connie Falconeri from Bensonhurst.”

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Lulu tells Nikolas not to give up. Who’s going to teach Spencer about being a Cassadine? They all need him and love him. And most of all, Laura needs him to save her from Scotty. Robin comes in from the lab. They’ve got nothing. Lulu says they can’t just stand there and talk like they can’t do anything for him. Patrick runs in and puts the counter agent in the IV. Emily pulls Lulu out of the room. Robin asks what happened. Patrick says that Jerry 2.0 showed up and gave him the counter agent. Robin says they can’t be sure that it’s the counter agent. Patrick says it doesn’t matter. Nikolas is dead either way.

GH – ER
Lucky comes in and sees Epiphany. She gets Kelly, who tells Lucky what happened with Elizabeth. She sends him to Elizabeth’s room.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Jason asks how Elizabeth is feeling. She says she’s tired. She gives Baby Boy back to Jason to put in the whatever the baby holder thing is. Lucky walks in. Jason hands him the baby. He asks what happened. Elizabeth says there was a power outage and Jason found her. Lucky wonders why Jason was there. Jason says he was checking up on Elizabeth because of the power outage. I meant to ask this yesterday but why would Lucky stop off at the Spencer House before he was set to go kill Alcazar? Lucky thanks Jason. Jason says no problem but Lucky is busy coo’ing over Baby Boy. Jason leaves.

GH – 5th Floor Nurses’ Station
Patrick says the counter agent is working. Robin says that he had more faith in Jerry 2.0 than she did. Patrick said it was faith in Jerry 2.0’s need of Nikolas. Patrick’s going to take Nikolas off the respirator. Robin goes out into the hallway and tells Emily and Lulu that it worked. Nikolas is off life support. She asks them to give them a couple of minutes and then they can come in. Robin goes back in. Emily and Lulu hug each other. Kelly comes by and assumes they’ve heard the good news. Lulu is all “good news?” Kelly tells them about Elizabeth and Baby Boy and it was a good thing Jason found her and brought her in.

Penthouse
Okay. Quite frankly this whole scene bored me so I’m not going to bother really recaping it. I’ll give you the short version. Amelia 2.0 got them on another flight. Sam acts like a bratty teenager and doesn’t want to go and Amelia 2.0 can’t make her. Amelia 2.0 says otherwise. She says that if Sam doesn’t dream, she can’t fail, so is this Sam’s way of making sure she doesn’t fail? Sam says she has a great life with Jason. Amelia 2.0 says it’s easier to be supportive rather than following through on a committment. Sam realizes that Amelia 2.0 is right so she grabs a bag and they leave.

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Lulu tells Nikolas not to scare her like that. Nikolas says his throat hurts. Patrick says it was from the respirator. Lulu tells Nikolas that Lucky’s baby boy was born. Nikolas tells her to go see him. Lulu promises to take lots of pictures and leaves. Nikolas asks why he’s still alive. Patrick says that Jerry 2.0 came back with the counter agent. He kept a little of it so that they can analyze it and turn this around on Jerry 2.0.

Cottage
Jerry 2.0 is back. Lady Jane says she’s getting that feeling she gets when a loved one is in trouble. Jerry 2.0 tells her he needs someone to handle a transaction for him.

GH – ICU Elizabeth’s Room
Lucky is talking to Elizabeth about Baby Boy. He says he has the best features of both parents. Elizabeth says they’ll have a happy family.

Outside, Jason is sitting when Lulu comes up. She says she heard about Baby Boy. Jason says he held him. He tells her to go in and see Lucky. An alarm goes off and Lucky yells for someone to help him because something’s wrong with Elizabeth.

–Diane, to Sonny.

Recaplet for Friday, May 4, 2007:

• Amelia 2.0 gets Sonny to lift the injunction so that she and Sam can get out of town but Sam’s unwilling to leave while Jason’s out “working.”
• Alcazar secrets LilaRae away someplace “safe” so that he and Skye can work on rebuilding their trust. Boy, that’s really going to suck for Skye when Alcazar dies and doesn’t reveal the location of LilaRae. That’ll be the big storyline for August Sweeps.
• Robin and Patrick think they’ve synthesized a counter agent but it isn’t really working.
• Elizabeth goes into labor and passes out in front of her door trying to drive herself to the hospital. Jason finds her and gets her to GH, where her and The Baby’s lives hang in the balance.
• Someone named Kate Howard storms into Sonny’s office demanding to use the phone.
• Jerry 2.0 gets pulled over by Lucky.

The song playing during end montage is Underwater by Vertical Horizon.

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Robin, Patrick and Emily waiting for counter agent to work. Nikolas says it’s not working. Emily says that Robin and Patrick will find a way to create a working counter agent. Nikolas wants Emily to promise that they won’t keep him alive by machine. Emily doesn’t want him to talk that way. He appeals to Robin. “Promise me that you won’t keep me alive that way.” Patrick says that they’re doctors and it’s their job to keep him alive. Nikolas says he doesn’t want to spend weeks in the hospital, hooked up to tubes. Emily asks if he’s willing to let Jerry 2.0 win. Nikolas wants to die with dignity. Robin says that they’ll put him on a respirator until they exhaust all their options. If they can’t get a counter agent, they’ll respect his wishes. Robin and Patrick leave.

Alcazar’s Compound
Alcazar listens to the tape and hears the conversation between Ric and Skye. Skye comes back downstairs to get LilaRae’s blanket and notices Alcazar just sitting there. She asks if he’s okay. He plays back the tape. She tells him it’s not what he thinks. She says that she should’ve known that a man who faked a brain injury would bug his own house. Alcazar is beyond pissed off. Skye tells him that he stood by and watched while she put herself in harm’s way. Alcazar says he did it for her and LilaRae. Skye says he did it for himself. She can’t believe she believed all this lies and put her daughter in the middle of all this. Alcazar says that he won’t let her leave with LilaRae. He says that he trusted her, let her into his heart. Skye says she did too and then he let her take the blame for everything. Alcazar says he made a choice. Skye says she did too. Alcazar says that she told him that she understood why he did what he did. She asks him what he expected her to do, just forgive him? He walks off.

Penthouse
Jason packs a bag and gets his gun out of the closet. He’s about to leave and Sam’s coming in. She asks where he’s going. Jason says he has to work. Sam says she does too. Amelia 2.0 has her booked on a flight to go tape one last segment and then they’re off to the premiere in Manhattan. Jason tells her that he’ll see her in a couple of days then. They hug. She says she loves him. He hesitates then says he loves her too. They kiss. He leaves. no mouth wipe this time.

Spencer House
Elizabeth is on the floor. She crawls over to the desk and tries to use the phone but it’s dead because of the storm. She grabs her purse, empties it out looking for car keys. She grabs them, then stands up and walks to the door. She passes out in front of the door. She grabbed her keys? Really? Why not grab the freakin’ cell phone to call 911? We’re supposed to believe that she was going to drive herself to the hospital?

Not Starbucks – Office
Amelia 2.0 storms into the office, demanding that Sonny sign to lift the injunction. Sonny tells her it makes Milo look bad when she comes in without being announced. She doesn’t care, nor does she have the time. Sonny says he doesn’t like the invasion of privacy. Amelia 2.0 tells him to sue the media then, not block her show. Sonny doesn’t want The Boys exposed to the press. Amelia 2.0 tells him that given his line of work, she’s sure his kids have heard worse. She won’t let her career go down in flames because of a little unwanted publicity. Sonny wants to know if she’s threatening him. Amelia 2.0 says that the fastest way to get out of the spotlight is to throw Sam into it. No one will care about him once the show airs. Sam towed the line for him and Jason long enough. They need to get out of the way or else.

Cottage
Jerry 2.0 is hanging with The Boys, telling them about games that he and Jax used to play. Michael asks if Jax got into trouble. Jerry 2.0 says that Jax always got into trouble following him. Michael wants Jerry 2.0 to stick around so that he and Jax can show him and Morgan how to make their own war paint. Jerry 2.0 says that he has to go away on business. He makes The Boys promise that they won’t tell anyone that he was there. Lady Jane sends them upstairs to get ready for bed. Damn, just 2 minutes ago it was dinner time. Lady Jane walks Jerry 2.0 to the door and asks if they’ll see him again. Jerry 2.0 says it depends on his business deal. He kisses Lady Jane good bye and leaves.

GH – 5th Floor Nurses’ Station
Patrick stops Robin from calling the CDC. He thinks that Jerry 2.0 still needs Nikolas. He is sure that Jerry 2.0 will show up with the counter agent.

GH – 10th Floor
Lucky brings in Mr. Murray. Epiphany tells Lucky to take care of himself out there because the last thing Elizabeth needs is for him to be laid up when she’s having a baby.

Spencer House
Jason comes by to check on Elizabeth. He finds her on the floor. He picks her up and carries her out to his car. He tells her to hold on, that he’s taking her to GH.

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Emily tells him that Norma and Spencer are on their way. Nikolas wants Emily to remind Spencer of him all the time. Emily tells Nikolas to fight, to focus on everything he has to live for, like his son. Patrick comes in to put Nikolas on oxygen but Nikolas wants to wait until Spencer gets there. Emily brings Spencer in and hands him to Nikolas. Robin and Patrick leave to go back to the lab. Nikolas talks to Spencer. Considering the way that Tyler is holding that kid, the kid’s remarkably calm and docile.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny calls Diane and asks her to come over. Ric comes in. He tells Sonny that Alcazar’s been faking his brain injury. Sonny: “It’s amazing that you figured that out.” heh! He asks why Alcazar’s not in jail for trying to kill him, especially with the witness they had. Ric says she wasn’t credible. He tells Sonny that Alcazar was behind the ambush at The Cellar. Sonny wonders what Ric wants him to do with that information. Ric says it’s a heads up, brother to brother. Sonny isn’t buying it. Alcazar has something over Ric so he can’t defy Alcazar or it’ll be made public. Ric tells Sonny that what he does with the information given to him is his business. He leaves.

GH – ER
Jason yells for some help. Kelly and Epiphany are there. Jason tells them how he found Elizabeth. Kelly says they need to do an emergency c-section and to put her in an OR. Epiphany says that they’re all full but goes to check to see if she can commandeer one. Kelly tells Elizabeth to hold on. Epiphany says that Dr. Morrucci is done in OR 3. They wheel Elizabeth in. Jason tells her to keep fighting, for their baby’s sake.

Penhouse
Amelia 2.0 tells Sam that the car is double parked outside so get her bags and let’s go. Sam says she hasn’t packed her bags. There’s no point if Sonny won’t lift the injunction. Amelia 2.0 is all “done and done!” Sam is amazed at Amelia 2.0’s ability to get things done. Amelia 2.0 says that she’s going to make Sam a star. Sam points out that the rain is really coming down and it’s possible that they’re flight will be cancelled. Amelia 2.0 called ahead to the airport and it’s all good. Sam wonders why they have to leave tonight since they don’t have to be there until 10am tomorrow. Amelia 2.0 asks what that would accomplish. Sam can sit around all night and wait for Jason and be his cheerleader? Sam says that she gets to worry about Jason. Amelia 2.0 tells her to worry about him on the plane.

GH – OR 3
Epiphany and Kelly and a plethora of other surgical staff are working on Elizabeth. Jason looks alarmed up in the observation room. The Baby’s heart rate has bottomed out. They get The Baby out of Elizabeth and a nurse starts cpr on it. Kelly yells for the crash cart. They use the paddles on Elizabeth. Jason looks like he’s going to cry.

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Emily puts Nikolas on oxygen. Patrick says his SATs are down to 88%. Nikolas tells Emily he loves her. He crashes. Robin and Patrick start cpr. Emily urges him to fight.

Alcazar’s Compound
Skye is listening to the tape. Alcazar comes back downstairs. Skye tells him he should’ve listened to the rest of the tape and he’d know that she’s not naïve. Alcazar tells her that this experience can either tear them apart or they can learn from it and grow stronger. Skye says that she wants to trust him again. He says he does too. She leaves to check on LilaRae. Alcazar sits down. Skye screams and comes back downstairs. She wants to know where her baby is. Alcazar says that LilaRae is somewhere safe. Skye calls him a sick bastard for using her own child against her. Alcazar says that LilaRae is in a safe place and will remain there until they can learn to trust each other again. In the meantime, she’ll do as he tells her. Bastard would have a pencil through the neck if it was me.

Penhouse
Amelia 2.0 tells Sam that she called the airport and the flight’s only been delayed 20 minutes. Sam says this is all so surreal to her. Amelia 2.0 hopes that Sam is ready for all this. Sam asks what would happen if she wanted to stay there for the night. Amelia 2.0 says that Jason would want her to do this. He opened the door and walked through it for her. Sam: “What if I don’t want this life? What if I just want the life I have now with Jason?”

Car
Jerry 2.0 is in the car, on the phone, calling GH to check on Nikolas. How did he know Nikolas was there? He left Wyndemere before Nikolas went to the hospital. There are sirens. He pulls over, puts a hat on, hides the gun and the syringe. Lucky knocks on the window and asks for license and registration, which Jerry 2.0 provides. He then puts his hand on his gun.

Not Starbucks – Office
Diane comes in, dripping wet. She’s not happy that Sonny called her out in the rain. Sonny tells her he lifted the injunction. She wonders why he couldn’t have told her that on the phone. Sonny says that he needs her focus on helping out him and Jason with alibis. Diane doesn’t want Sonny to tell her anything because it will make her a co-conspirator. She tells him to deal in hypotheticals. Sonny says that, hypothetically speaking, he needs her to cover their asses. Diane says that if a man, such as Alcazar, had a lot of enemies, barring any dna evidence at the crime scene, no one would really know which enemy did him in. Before they can discuss it further, a girl busts into the office, saying that “she” needs to use the phone. Sonny’s all “who in the what now?” A blonde woman walks in and says that the call shouldn’t take long. She’d like them to both step out of the room. Sonny asks who she is. She says her name is Kate Howard.

–Luke, to Dillon.

Recaplet for Thursday, May 3, 2007:

• There’s a close call between Jerry 2.0 and Sonny & Jason when they both come by the Cottage to visit Lady Jane and The Boys.
• Nikolas is admitted into the hospital and Robin and Patrick work on finding a counter agent.
• Sam tells Amelia 2.0 about her past with Todd Sullivan and Amelia “pays” the extortion money.
• Elizabeth goes into labor.

Everyday Heroes  Set
“Todd” tells Sam that she has to pay the money back. Sam says she’s at work and can’t talk. “Todd” tells her that he wants the $500k. He’ll call back in 30 minutes and she better have it. Sam hangs up. Amelia 2.0 feigns concern. Sam says she has to go talk to Jason. Amelia 2.0 stops her and wants her to tell her what’s going on. Sam says that she’s going to need $1/2M or else there’ll be no show.

Spencer House
Elizabeth says that second children tend to come faster. Jason asks if she had problems with Cam.  Elizabeth says that she wasn’t hiding anything with Cam. Jason tells her that if she’s worried, then maybe they should just come clean now. It would be better for everyone. Elizabeth says that it’s best for all concerned if Lucky raises the baby. Jason says that he won’t fight her but that he will come forward if he needs to for the baby’s sake. Elizabeth thanks him for coming over and letting her dump out all her concerns. Jason says he’s there to help. Elizabeth says that she’s due next week. Jason asks if The Baby is healthy. She says it is. Jason tells her to focus on the good things. They hug.

GH – 5th Floor Nurses’ Station
Emily asks the nurse to page Robin and Patrick. They go sit in the waiting area. Emily says that Jerry 2.0 likes to play mind games with Nikolas, let him go to the very end and then bring him back, to teach him a lesson. Nikolas says that Jerry 2.0 doesn’t need him anymore. Robin and Patrick come running. Nikolas tells him that Jerry 2.0 took the counter agent with him. Patrick says they’ll take more blood and work on their own counter agent.

Cottage
Jerry 2.0 tells Lady Jane to tell Jax that he wishes him well. Lady Jane pleads with Jerry 2.0 to stay, telling him that whatever he’s done, they can sort it out. Jerry 2.0 says he won’t involve her or Jax. There’s a knock at the door. Jerry 2.0 tells her to get rid of them. It’s Sonny. Lady Jane asks if he’s come to take The Boys to dinner. Sonny says he can’t because of business but he just wanted to stop by and visit a bit with The Boys. She tells them that they’re upstairs playing video games. I thought they were on punishment. Sonny and Lady Jane talk about the weather. Lady Jane wants to talk to Sonny before he calls The Boys downstairs. She warns him that Jax is now stepfather to The Boys and she doesn’t want him to undermine their marriage. Sonny says he just wants his kids to be happy. He calls The Boys downstairs. Jerry 2.0 pulls a gun.

Q Mansion – Den
Dillon tells Lulu not to say anything. Luke guesses that Lulu thought that Scotty was framing Laura for the murder. Lulu says that she and Dillon, along with Spinelli, looked into it and Rick Webber was blackmailing someone. They thought it might be Scotty but it wasn’t. Luke says he’s sorry and he knows that she had wished it were different. He wonders what made her question Scotty in the first place. Dillon says he’s a 3rd wheel in the conversation so he’s going to go. Luke and Lulu sit down and have a heart to heart. Lulu says that she had a hard time accepting the relapse so she thought that if Laura didn’t really kill Rick, Laura would wake up. Luke tells her he’s had the same fantasy. He’d like nothing better than to tell Laura he made a mistake and that she’s innocent. Lulu says that Scotty is to blame since he covered up the Theresa Carter murder. Luke says that it’s not like him to defend Scotty, but Luke was the one who made mistakes. Instead of getting Laura medical attention or going to the cops, he thought he knew what was best. He was afraid that she couldn’t stand up under a murder trial. He thought his great love would be enough, but it wasn’t.

Alcazar Compound
Ric comes to visit Skye. She tells him that Alcazar is in South America. Ric asks if Jason or Sonny are making any noise regarding retribution. Skye says they wouldn’t tell her if they were, but if they did, she’d help them.

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Emily is drawing more blood. He’s in bed, hooked up to an IV. Emily tells him not to give up hope. Nikolas says he never thought it would end like this. He wants to see his family. Emily tells him that they have to believe that it won’t come to that. Nikolas says that if it does, he wants her to raise Spencer. Emily says she won’t accept that she’s going to lose him. Nikolas says that he’s had a blessed life, with Spencer and her in it. Patrick comes in and says that they found a piece of the puzzle but that it could take hours or days to synthesize the counter agent. Nikolas says he doesn’t have a day.

Spencer House
Lucky is back, checking on Elizabeth. He wants her to stay with someone, but Elizabeth assures him she’ll be okay. She’s going to curl up on the sofa and sleep. They hug. He leaves.

Everyday Heroes Set
Amelia 2.0 asks why Sam needs that much money. Sam says never mind. Amelia 2.0 asks what Sam did. Sam tells Amelia 2.0 about Todd Sullivan. Amelia 2.0 tells her to call Jason and get the money. Sam says she doesn’t want Jason to know. Amelia 2.0 says to tell Todd that she won’t pay. Sam says that the show will get cancelled then. Jason has forgiven her for a lot but he won’t come back from this. You slept with Ric and he forgave you for that. I’m pretty sure this is nothing. Amelia 2.0 says that Jason’s a gangster so who cares. Sam says she has to tell Jason before it hits the press. The phone rings. It’s “Todd.” Amelia 2.0 takes the call and promises “Todd” $300k. Sam is relieved but can’t believe Amelia 2.0 would do that. Amelia 2.0 says that she’s protecting her investment. And this way, Jason never has to know.

GH – 5th Floor Nikolas’ Room
Nikolas is sorry that he treated Emily horribly. Emily says she won’t stop loving him. He starts choking. Emily gets it under control and calls for Robin and Patrick. They come in. They think they have the counter agent. Nikolas asks what they’re waiting for so Patrick shoots it into the IV.

Cottage
Sonny visits a bit with The Boys. He sends Morgan upstairs so he can talk to Michael. He assures Michael that nothing will change. Jason comes in to talk to Sonny. Sonny tells Michael to go into the kitchen and get some cookies. Lady Jane stops him and says that it’s almost dinner time so no cookies. Michael suggests that Sonny and Jason have dinner there. Sonny declines because they have to take care of some business. They leave. Lady Jane sends Michael upstairs with promise of a cookie later. Jerry 2.0 comes out of hiding, still holding the gun. He says that was entertaining. Lady Jane says it was nerve wracking and admonishes him for waving a gun. Jerry 2.0 asks her where her sense of adventure is. Lady Jane says that he’s always had a sense of adventure but she doesn’t get where the violent streak came from. Jerry 2.0 says he’s tempted to interfere on Jax’s behalf with Sonny. Man, these writers are really dropping the ball. Sonny was the one who helped Jerry escape the bad guys the last time he was in Port Charles so why would Jerry 2.0 have any animosity for Sonny at all? It makes the McHostage situation even more dumb. Jerry 2.0 says the best thing he can do is leave. Lady Jane wants him to stay in town long enough for Jax to see him. Jerry 2.0 tellsher that jax’s reaction might not be so forgiving. Lady Jane says that this could be a new start for him. Jerry 2.0 softens a bit and comments that she never gives up on them. Lady Jane says that their father wouldn’t allow it. She caresses his face and says she used to be able to see their father in Jerry 2.0’s face, but not anymore. Jerry 2.0 says he still has her eyes. Lady Jane pleads with him to stay and let Jax help him find a solution. Jerry 2.0 says he has to go. Lady Jane tells him not to disappear on them. Michael and Morgan are at the top of the stairs and hear Jerry 2.0’s name mentioned. Michael’s all “you’re Jax’s brother?”

Not Starbucks – Office
Jason asks Sonny if she’s okay with Lady Jane watching The Boys. Sonny admits it is a bit weird but he’s okay with it. Jason assures Sonny that Jax will be good with The Boys. Sonny aggress. Talk turns to what they should do about Alcazar. Sonny tells Jason the thunderstorms are a good cover. Jason says he got the schematics of the house, so Skye won’t even know that he’s been there. Sonny doesn’t want any witnesses. He tells Jason to take care of it tonight. Jason leaves.

Alcazar’s Compound
Alcazar is back from Caracas (that’s in Venezuela, for those of you who are geographically challenged). He left a paper trail so that his rivals will be convinced that he’s still brain damaged. He also met with advisors. Skye asks if that was wise. Alcazar says he’s shoring up his defenses and then he’ll challenge Jason and Sonny. Skye wants to know why he’d do that. Alcazar says it’s to protect them. Skye wonders if it’s to build up his ego. Alcazar says that she’s being rather snide. Skye apologizes and they hug. She leaves to go check on LilaRae. Alcazar grabs a tape recorder out from under the desk and listens to it. He hears the conversation Skye and Ric had.

GH – 5th Floor
Lulu comes running up to Lucky, asking if everything’s okay with The Baby. He says that he’s following up on an accident report. Lulu tells Lucky they have to help Luke with Scotty. Lucky agrees. He tells Lulu to come with him so that she’ll be safe from the thunderstorms.

Spencer House
Elizabeth wakes up in pain. She tries to get off couch and collapses onto the floor.

–Scotty, to Spinelli.

Recaplet for Wednesday, May 2, 2007:

• Jerry 2.0 comes to say goodbye to Lady Jane.
• Elizabeth wants Jason to man up and lay claim to The Baby if something happens.
• Amelia 2.0 and Brandon are devious regarding Sam’s background.
• Lulu gets into it with Scotty about Laura’s guardianship. She tells Luke about the investigation she, Dillon and Spinelli were involved in.

Q Mansion – Den
GhostAlan that keeping the secret will blow up in her face. Tracy points out that GhostAlan is dead, not omniscient. GhostAlan says it’s a mistake. Tracy wants to drink her tea in peace. GhostAlan says that Tracy needs to tell Luke. Tracy says that if Luke knew the truth, it would break his heart. Luke comes in and says good morning. GhostAlan: “Tell him!” Tracy: “Quit nagging!” Luke tells her to quit arguing with the arm chair long enough to help him. He pulls out a blond wig and tells her to try it on.

Not Starbucks – Office
Spinelli is on his computer, drinking his orange soda and listening to music through headphones. Jason comes in and pulls at his hat to get his attention. He asks if Spinelli has any new information about Alcazar’s delivery schedule. Spinelli says not yet. He then waits for Jason to sit down before he tells him to keep next Tuesday clear. Jason asks why. Spinelli says that’s when The Baby is due to arrive. Jason doesn’t want Spinelli spying on Elizabeth. He made his choice and he’s got to stick with it. Spinelli says he saved the information. Jason tells him to delete. Spinelli says okay but then Jason asks if it’s a boy or girl. I wonder if the guy who plays Spinelli (I don’t know his real name) likes orange soda and that’s why they incorporated it into his character. Also, wouldn’t Spinelli have an iPod with earbuds and not the big headphones?

GH – Random Floor
Kelly tells Lucky and Elizabeth to be ready since the baby could come at any minute. Emily watches as Kelly jokes with them about not making travel plans. Kelly leaves. Emily is excited with them about The Baby. Lucky knows he’s driving Elizabeth nuts, but he’s just so excited. He doesn’t know how guys in the service handle not being there when their babies are born. Well, it’s not like they get much of a choice. Emily says he’s an expectant dad so it’s understandable that he’s excited. They talk a bit about Elizabeth’s first pregnancy and Elizabeth has a realization. She tells Lucky that she’s tired and wants to get home. Lucky goes to get the car. Elizabeth says that Lucky is crazy, but in a good way. Emily says it’s his first baby and that only happens once. She says that the father should be there for it.

Wyndemere – Study
Nikolas is reading the newspaper when he hears Jerry 2.0’s cell phone ringing. Nikolas answers it. Lady Jane is on the other line. Both of them are trying to get each other to tell the other one who they are. Jerry 2.0 comes in, shoves Nikolas, taking the phone. He tells Nikolas answering his phone was a foolish move and will cost him. He doesn’t want Nikolas to insult his intelligence by pretending it was a mistake. Nikolas says he won’t. He mentions that the woman on the other like sounded concerned. Jerry 2.0 puts something in a syringe. He tells Nikolas to go spend time with Spencer since Nikolas will be dead by 9pm tonight.

Everyday Hereos  Set
Amelia 2.0 tells Sam to go to audio and film the wrap arounds. Sam can’t believe Sonny lifted the injunction. Amelia 2.0 says he will. She won’t let anything or anyone stop production and she wants the same level of commitment from Sam. Sam is convinced. Amelia 2.0 won’t let anything stop her from giving Sam what she deserves.

Not Starbucks – Café
Lulu and Dillon are waiting for Scotty. Lulu thanks Dillon for telling her about this. She can’t believe that Scotty is dragging the Q’s into this. She’s worried about him winning and taking Laura away. If that happens, she won’t be able to visit her mother. Dillon doesn’t even get why Scotty wants guardianship. Lulu says it’s all about beating Luke. Dillon says they’ll figure something out. Lulu says that Scotty won’t win. Dillon tries to play up his role at the meeting yesterday by saying he scared Scotty. Lulu thinks a moment and realizes that Scotty is a Special Prosecutor now so he probably has every judge in town in his pocket. Dillon points out that Edward holds that honor. Lulu says that Laura would hate this. Dillon offers his shoulder and she leans on him. Scotty comes in and wants to know what they want from him now. Lulu tells him to drop the lawsuit. He’ll never get guardianship of Laura after what he did to her. She’ll tell everyone about Rick Webber. Not only will he not get to see Laura, he’ll rot in prison. Scotty doesn’t think she has anything to back up her bluff.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy gets that Luke will always love Laura, but she’ll be damned if she dresses up like her to let him live out some sick fantasy. Luke says that he wants Tracy to impersonate Laura so that he can break the real Laura out of Shadybrook.

Everyday Heroes  Set
Sam apologizes for her past with Sonny since it continues to cause problems. Amelia 2.0 isn’t worried. She just wants Sam to go be a star. AArun comes over and tells Sam that they’re ready for her. She leaves. Amelia 2.0 tells AArun she’s got a special assignment for him involving Sam and a former husband named Todd Sullivan. By the way, they gave AArun a name. It’s Wes. Personally, I’m sticking with my name.

GH – Random Floor
Robin and Patrick talk in hushed tones about Nikolas and the blood scans and how they can’t isolate the toxin.

Wyndemere – Study
Nikolas tells Jerry 2.0 that he needs Nikolas. Jerry 2.0 reminds Nikolas that “Mr. Brosnan” now has a flat in London and job prospects. He says that Nikolas ruined their little arrangement. Nikolas tries to grab the syringe, but Jerry 2.0 manages to elude him. Jerry 2.0 says that the syringe is full of the poison, not the counter agent. He thinks he’ll stop and inject someone else with it. Emily perhaps, or maybe he’ll put Laura out of her misery. Nikolas jumps Jerry 2.0 and there’s a fight. Jerry 2.0 is choking Nikolas but Nikolas manages to get out of the choke hold and knocks the syringe out of Jerry 2.0’s hand. Nikolas grabs the syringe and shoves it into Jerry 2.0’s leg. Jerry 2.0 laughs. It turns out that the syringe was only full of a saline solution. He tells Nikolas to put his affairs in order and leaves.

Not Starbucks – Office
Spinelli is showing Jason The Baby’s heartbeat. Jason again asks if it’s a boy or girl. Spinelli says they don’t know. Jason just wants The Baby to be healthy and happy and have a good life. Spinelli says that Jason could make sure of that by claiming The Baby as his. Jason tells Spinelli to delete the files. Spinelli does and then shows Jason the work he did regarding Alcazar. Jason looks at the files. Spinelli offers to stay and do more stuff, but Jason tells him to go. Spinelli tells Jason that he put his cell number on Jason’s speed dial. Jason’s all “Really. You need to go. Now.” Spinelli packs up his stuff but leaves Jason the BBQ chips. He leaves. He stands in the hallway area, watching Lulu, Dillon and Scotty argue.

Not Starbucks – Café
Scotty made sure there was no proof of who killed Rick Webber. Dillon says that Luke doesn’t care about evidence. Scotty says that just means that Luke will end up in jail or on the run. Either way, he’ll be away from Laura. The 3 of them argue. Scotty says that Luke doesn’t deserve Laura after what he did to her. Jason comes out of the office and tells Scotty to back off. He throws Scotty out of the Café and tells Lulu he wants to speak with her alone. As they walk back to the office, Spinelli gathers up his courage, runs out and catches Scotty in the alley. He tells Scotty to stay away from Lulu. Scotty tells Spinelli that he’ll throw Spinelli in the river if he threatens him again. Spinelli leaves.

Everyday Heroes  Set
Amelia 2.0, AArun, and Sam are discussing shots and taping strategies. Brandon comes by to say hello. He wonders if the injunction’s been lifted. Amelia 2.0 says she’s working on it. Brandon doesn’t want any trouble with the FCC. Amelai 2.0 tells him not to worry. He walks away. Sam hopes that they’re not doing anything illegal. Amelia 2.0 tells Sam not to worry. She leaves Sam and AArun to their business at hand to go speak to Brandon. He wants Amelia 2.0 to explain her “Sam photo folder.” Amelia 2.0 tells Brandon about Sam’s background. Brandon wants to know why it wasn’t nipped in the bud sooner. Amelia 2.0 tells him that the show will be a success. This will bring out folks who think they know Sam but we’ll deny it. Then if the ratings slip, we’ll discover the “truth.” Brandon likes it. Amelia 2.0 knows. Sam tells Amelia 2.0 that the camera man needs her. Amelia 2.0 says that Brandon is finally on board for the plans she has for Sam.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy is standing out on the patio. Luke is pouring himself some coffee. GhostAlan is talking to Luke, even though Luke can’t hear him. Tracy thanks GhostAlan for the kind words. Luke tells her to think of this as another wacky caper. GhostAlan warns Tracy not to fall for Luke’s plan. Luke says that once Laura is safe, they can move on with their lives. Tracy tells Luke to let Nikolas and Scotty fight it out in court. If Scotty wins, then Tracy will consider “other measures” but not the swapping of Laura.

Not Starbucks – Office
Jason tells Lulu not to let Scotty force her into something. If she needs help with Scotty, call him. Lulu says okay. She says that she thought that the truth was the solution, but it never seems to work out that way. She leaves. Jason’s phone rings. It’s Elizabeth. She’d like to see him.

Cottage
Lady Jane is putting together a wedding photo album for Carly and Jax. The phone rings. It’s Jax. Lady Jane tells them that The Boys are behaving and that things are good on her end. She tells Jax and Carly to stay as long as they want. Once she’s off the phone, there’s a knock on the door. It’s Jerry 2.0. He’s come to say good-bye. She wants to know why he’s leaving again. Jerry 2.0 says that this time, Jax can’t pull him out of the fire. Lady Jane wants to know what he’s gotten himself into this time. Jerry says that he’s going as far away as possible and not coming back.

PCPD – Squad Room
Lucky comes in and tells Cruz and Mac that some perp’s alibi doesn’t check out. Cruz laments that he just lost $20. Lucky asks why. Mac says that there’s an office pool going as to whether or not Lucky would show up. Lucky says that Elizabeth practically shoved him out the door. Mac says he’ll put Lucky’s name back on the board. He leaves. Cruz asks how Elizabeth and The Baby are doing. Lucky is excited. Cruz wishes them well and leaves. Scotty comes in and tells Lucky to convince Nikolas to give him guardianship. If this goes to trial, it could get very ugly. Lulu doesn’t deserve to know about these things. Lucky says that Laura wanted Nikolas to be her guardian so Scotty needs to get over it. Scotty threatens that he’s under no obligation to keep family secrets. He leaves. Mac comes back in and tells Lucky that he’s needed on patrol tonight since a big storm is coming.

Spencer House
Jason comes in. Thunder starts. Jason wants to know why he’s there. Elizabeth tells him about Jenny and Joe (remember them from New Year’s Eve?). She says that if something happens to her or The Baby, she wants him to do what’s best for The Baby, even if it means coming forward as the Baby Daddy.

Q Mansion – Den
Luke is playing with the wig when Dillon walks in. Dillon is all “I’m not even gonna go there.” Luke wants to know what Dillon has on Scotty. Dillon hems and haws and backs away from Luke as Luke follows him around the den. Luke: “You’re tap dancing awfully fast, Mr. Bojangles.” He puts Dillon into Alan’s chair and tells Dillon to spill it. He asks if Tracy is involved. Dillon says that Tracy just forgot to pay his tuition, that’s all. Lulu comes in and asks why Luke is interrogating Dillon. Luke says that Dillon’s got information Scotty. Lulu says the information isn’t Dillon’s to tell; it’s hers. She tells him about her investigation (along with Spinelli and Dillon) into Scotty’s possible murder of Rick Webber.

Everyday Heroes Set
They’re finished taping. Sam gets a call. It’s AArun, pretending to be Todd Sullivan. “Todd” tells Sam that he wants his money back. Sam is unnerved.

GH – Random Floor Nurses’ Station
Robin, Patrick and Emily talk a bit about the counter agent and the poison. Robin and Patrick leave. Nikolas comes in and tells her that Jerry 2.0 left. If he doesn’t get the counter agent, he’ll die in 5 hours.

–GhostAlan, to Tracy.

Recaplet for Tuesday, May 1, 2007:

• Carly and Jax enjoy their honeymood in Fiji.
• Tracy figures out, with the help of GhostAlan (and some word clues from Dillon), that Scotty killed Rick Webber and tells Dillon that they can’t tell Luke. Luke, knowing that Dillon knows something about Scotty but not knowing that Tracy knows, tells Tracy that they need to figure out what Dillon knows.
• Logan gets hauled in by Sonny’s guys. Lulu thinks he’s getting hauled in by Alcazar’s Goons and goes to Sonny for help. Sonny tells Logan that he will never work for him.
• Sonny gets an injunction to stop the production of Everyday Heroes, which leads to more Sonny & Amelia 2.0 sex.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy walks in and says that she sees nothing’s changed. Luke gets up from breakfast to say hello to her. He asks how Seattle went. Tracy says it was a resounding success and there was no sign of GhostAlan. Tracy thinks maybe it was her conscience. GhostAlan reappears and says that he doesn’t think so. Tracy asks GhostAlan how she’s supposed to miss him if he keeps popping up. GhostAlan says that if he didn’t show up, she’d be lamenting his loss. Tracy says that she was able to negotiate from a stronger place because of the stock. Her forging his will was a good business move. GhostAlan says he still has the upper hand, even though he had to die to get it. Luke tells Tracy to quit arguing with the arm chair and face the real problems. He needs her help with Laura.

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Carly and Jax relax on their little lounge whatever on the beach. Jax is teaching Carly how to surf. You know, for only being gone for 3 days, they got tan very fast. Carly loves the beach. When she and her mom would fight (that would be the other mom, Virginia), Carly would escape to the beach. Carly teases Jax about being a better surfer than him by the end of the honeymoon. He says that them’s fightin’ words and they race back to the beach.

Not Starbucks – Office
Jason comes in to find Diane waiting for Sonny. He’s late. Jason says the last time he saw Sonny was at Carly’s wedding. Diane is relieved that Carly married Jax. Sonny was distracted by the uncertainty of it all. Jason wonders why Diane cares since she’s paid by the hour. Diane says it doesn’t mean she doesn’t want him focused. Jason tells her to be patient with Sonny.

McHotel – Room 917
Amelia 2.0 gets re-dressed. She tells him that once she walks out the door, their night never happened. She starts to leave but then disrobes again and they start to kiss again. I’m not sure if the director/writer/PTB meant for it to be this way, but I am completely skeeved by the Amelia 2.0/Sonny sex scenes. First, they’re pretty awkward looking. And that’s probably because the 2 actors haven’t worked together very long. Second, Amelia 2.0 is pretty young looking. I could possibly buy a sex scene with him and Original Amelia, but not this one.

Everyday Heroes Set
Sam and the Makeup Girl discuss her appearance. Sam’s very hung over. Brandon Silverman, the network owner and guy Amelia 2.0 was supposed to hook up with instead of Sonny, shows up. He and Sam have a little chat before he asks where Amelia 2.0 is. Sam changes the subject by saying that everything’s going great so far. Brandon says that he’s made a few changes, but nothing that affects her part of the show.

McHotel – Room 917
Amelia 2.0 laments at how late she’s going to be and says she should’ve never let Sonny get into the shower with her. Sonny makes a comment about washing her back. She thanks him for the memories and leaves. Sonny calls down to the front desk to check out.

Q Mansion – Den
Luke tells Tracy that he’s got to figure something out since Scotty subpoenaed him. Tracy says that Scotty knows that Luke will be volatile on the stand. He loses perspective when it comes to Laura. Edward comes in and asks her where her self-respect is. Tracy is Luke’s wife now, not Laura. Dillon comes in and is complaining that his tuition check hasn’t been paid. Monica comes in and says that Tracy can write him a check right now with the extra cash she got from forging Alan’s will. GhostAlan: “You go, girl!” Tracy tells him to shut up. Edward says that Tracy has success in Seattle so they should cut her some slack. Dillon would like someone to pay his tuition so that he can go back to school and not have to worry about flipping burgers for a living. I find it interesting that Dillon thinks that he would have to work in food service if he doesn’t get a degree. His family has money. He probably has a trust fund that he’ll get when he’s 21. Plus, with a film degree from PCU, he’s probably going to flip burgers for a while anyways while he tries to make it big in the film business. Luke tells everyone to shut up. Right now, he’s got his own problems and that involves Scotty and the guardianship. Dillon leaves to tell Lulu.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu asks Mike if she missed anything at the reception, like Sonny making trouble. Mike says that Sonny was on his best behavior. Mike asks why she left. Lulu says she needed air. Mike says that he guesses that it’s not easy to breathe when you’ve got 3 suitors hovering. Logan walks in. Mike says to make that 4 suitors. Lulu tells him that he’s so wrong about that. Mike goes back to the kitchen. Logan walks up to Lulu and accuses her of avoiding him. She asks how that’s working out for him.

Quick cut to Maxie and 3oop coming downstairs. Maxie tells him that he needs breakfast on his first day of Police Academy. Police Academy training starts on a Saturday? 3oop says that if he doesn’t have any strength, it’s her fault. Georgie comes out from the kitchen, tells 3oop she needs Maxie, and pulls Maxie away. She tells Maxie that she covered for her with Mac about her not sleeping at home. Maxie says she doesn’t need Georgie to lie for her. Georgie points out that Mac would kick 3oop out of the Police Academy if he knew they were sleeping together. First of all, Mac can’t do that. Second, Maxie is an adult. I realize that she might live in Mac’s house, but he’s seriously going to enforce certain rules on adults? I can understand the whole “no boys stay over” rule, but as for everything else? Whatever.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny comes in to the office. Diane snarkily comments on his outfit, making note that it’s something you’d wear to a wedding. Sonny ignores her. .Jason says they’ve got problems. Diane holds up a gossip magazine with Sam and Sonny on the cover. Sonny tells Diane to make it go away. She leaves to go do so. Jason tells Sonny about an incident last night between some of Alcazar’s Goons and some guy that they think works for Sonny. Sonny says he didn’t okay anything for last night. He wants to know who it was. Jason tells him Logan Hayes. Sonny says that kid is a pain in the ass.

Q Mansion – Den
Monica says that Laura’s wishes should be respected. Edward says that it’s clear that Laura didn’t want Luke to be burdened with her care. Tracy tells them all that she’ll take care of it. Alice announces Scotty. Scotty says he wasn’t expecting an audience. Monica tells him he’ll get a full blown battle. GhostAlan is providing side commentary through all this. Tracy finally tells him to button it. Scotty, thinking she’s talking to him, tells her that he didn’t come there to be insulted. Edward knows why he’s there. It’s about Laura. He asks Scotty how much money it will take to make him go away. Scotty says he has money and it’s not about that. GhostAlan makes it thunder. “Take that you little toad!” Bobbie walks in. She’s glad they’re all there. Luke asks her what she’s doing.

Everyday Heroes Set
Amelia 2.0 shows up, hair all askew. She greets Brandon and then tells him she needs a moment with Sam. She pulls Sam aside and they discuss Brandon. Sam tells Amelia that Brandon did ask where Amelia 2.0 was last night. Sam wonders the same thing since Amelia 2.0 is in the same dress from yesterday. Amelia says she got an offer she couldn’t refuse. Ha! Sam hopes it was worth it. Amelia 2.0 says it was. There’s some boring tv production talk between Sam, Amelia 2.0, and Brandon. Diane shows up with an injunction to stop the taping of the show. Amelia 2.0 is perturbed and says that she can’t do that. Diane says she can and did. Her client values his privacy. Brandon wants to know who the client is. Diane tells him. She cheerily turns to Sam and asks how she is. Sam looks like she wants to crawl into a hole and hide.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny says that he’s let things slide because he was distracted with Carly. He and Jason discuss the married. Jason thinks Carly really is happy. Sonny says it’ll take some time to live without her but he will. Until then, he’ll just fake it.

Kelly’s Diner
3oop sits at the counter. Logan sits down with Lulu. She wonders what kind of genius volunteers for 2 tours in Iraq and then purses a career in organized crime. Logan says that it’s all about freedom. Lulu says that maybe she doesn’t want to see him lose his freedom by having Alcazar’s Goons shoot him. Dillon comes in and needs to speak to Lulu alone. Logan likens Dillon to a dog marking his territory. Lulu asks Logan to leave. Logan “whatevers” and leaves. Outside, Logan is confronted by 2 guys who say that their boss wants to see him. They grab him and haul him off. Inside, Dillon’s trying to tell Lulu about the Scotty situation but Lulu cuts him off when she sees the guys grab Logan. She tells Dillon she’ll call him later.

Maxie tells Georie that Mac probably would if he knew. Georgie points out that Maxie’s not very discreet. Maxie tells Georgie to mind her business. She and 3oop like each other. She grabs 3oop, who’s gotten his food from Mike, and they leave.

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Carly is gingerly making her way back to the cabana. She’s in pain. Jax wants to see it. Carly says no. Jax reminds her that he’s seen it before. Carly says he hasn’t seen it like this. Jax reminds her that he’s her husband now and in the course of their marriage, they’re going to learn new things about each other. She relents and he lifts up her cover-up to look at something on her butt. He jokes that she might require surgery. She doesn’t like him much at this moment.

Everyday Heroes Set
Sam doesn’t understand why Sonny would do something like this. Diane says it’s a violation of Sonny’s privacy. Brandon says that their lawyers will counter-sue. Diane says to go ahead and try. Sonny’s not a public figure. Brandon isn’t happy with this. He doesn’t want problems with mobsters and the FCC. Amelia 2.0 says that Sam’s not Sonny’s mistress. Sam says she dated him when he was separated. Brandon tells Amelia 2.0 to fix the damage. Amelia 2.0 says that Sonny will lift the injunction once she explains it to him. She leaves. There’s some more talk about the show between Sam and Brandon and Diane. Diane laughs at Sam’s insistence that the show will perform a public service. Sam says Amelia 2.0 will get the injunction lifted.

Q Mansion – Den
Luke tells Bobbie that she’s overstepped her bounds. Bobbie tells them that Laura wouldn’t have wanted them doing this. Tracy agrees. Monica tells Scotty that whomever Laura chose as her guardian is no more his business than it is hers. Scotty argues that he was married to Laura. Luke: “For 15 minutes.” Scotty says that Luke and Nikolas haven’t done a good job of caring for Laura. If Laura recovers, he doesn’t want them anywhere near her. Dillon comes in and gets in Scotty’s face. How dare he criticize Luke after what Scotty did to Laura. Tracy and Luke are all “tell us more.” Dillon realizes he can’t tell what he knows so he covers by talking about Theresa Carter. Tracy tells him not to rehash old news. GhostAlan tells Tracy that’s not what Dillon’s talking about, but she ignores him. Scotty tells Bobbie that her heart is in the right place but he wants Laura out from under Luke’s thumb.

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Jax is pulling sea urchin spines out of her butt. Carly is “oww”ing every one. Jax says this would be a lot less painful if she’d just let him. Carly says she’s not letting him pee on her. Jax pours alcohol on it instead. He gets the last one out. She asks him how it looks. He says it’s a bit swollen but otherwise fine. She’s upset that they’re uneven now. He calls her vain. She tells him he could kiss it and make it better. He kisses her face instead and they get all smoochy.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny’s guys put Logan into a chair. Logan starts to talk, but Sonny interrupts him. He’s grateful that Logan helped them out that night at The Cellar but Sonny’s already expressed his gratitude. Logan starts to say something again, which irks Sonny and makes him yell at Logan. “Every time you open your mouth, you convince me that you’re stupid and that you have a problem.” Logan is very petulant. Lulu bursts in, wanting Sonny’s help. She trails off when she notices Logan. She says that she saw some mean looking guys grab Logan and thought they were Alcazar’s men. Sonny asks if she was involved in what happened last night. She wasn’t. She walked in on it and yelled out that she was calling the cops. Sonny tells Logan that Lulu is under his protection so if anything happens to her because of Logan, Logan’s dead. Lulu says that Logan didn’t know she was there. Sonny tells Lulu to keep Logan out of trouble. He tells Logan that he doesn’t work for him and never will. He tells them to get out. They leave. In the café, Logan is pissed at Lulu for making him look stupid. He storms off.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy is pouring herself a drink. GhostAlan says that she’s on the verge of becoming a lush. Tracy says that dealing with Luke’s Laura issues gives her a headache. GhostAlan points out that Dillon seemed very riled up about the whole thing. Tracy realizes this is true. She remembers that he and Lulu did some snooping a while back. GhostAlan says that they know that it wasn’t him or Monica, so maybe Dillon knows who killed Rick Webber. Tracy wonders if Dillon has proof. GhostAlan says that she should find out and then tell Luke. Tracy says no way. That information would destroy him. Dillon comes in and asks Tracy what she’s talking about. Tracy asks if Dillon has evidence about Rick Webber’s murder. Dillon says he can’t say anything. Tracy tells him to bury it because it would kill Luke. Dillon pauses and Tracy asks if he’s listening to her. Luke comes in and asks why she’s yelling at Dillon. Dillon covers by pretending to be annoyed at Tracy for not letting him date Lulu. He leaves. Tracy tells Luke to ignore the moody kid. Luke tells Tracy she needs to warm up to the son because he’s got information on Scotty that they can use.

Everyday Heroes Set
Jason comes to the set at Sam’s insistence. She tells him about Sonny’s injunction. He had no idea. Diane says that Sonny didn’t want to put Jason in the middle. Brandon wonders if Jason’s willing to just stand around and watch Sam’s career be sabotaged.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu runs into Logan. She tells him this is the part where she ignores him. Logan apologizes for losing his temper. Lulu points out that he does it a lot. Logan wants her to put in a good word for him with Sonny. Lulu is amazed that he’s willing to use her and doesn’t care.

Not Starbucks – Office
Amelia 2.0 comes storming into the office, pissed about the injunction. Sonny tells her that he doesn’t like reporters questioning him about his non-existent relationship with Sam. Amelia 2.0 tells him to lift the injunction or she’ll bury him. Sonny thinks she has an agenda other than just making a hit tv show. They argue for a bit and that leads to a heated tryst. Amelia 2.0: “Shut up!” [kiss, slober, kiss, kiss] Sonny: “No, you shut up.” [repeat]

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Carly and Jax have finished having Teh Sex as well. Carly tells Jax that she knows it won’t always be blissful like it is now. They will have fights and they will argue and disagree, but she wants him to know that she’ll always love him. Jax says that his friends used to tell him he had a charmed life, but he didn’t believe it until now. [kiss, kiss]

–Alexis, to Max.

Recaplet for Monday, April 30, 2007:

• Lady Jane confronts Jerry 2.0 after Jax and Carly leave on their honeymoon. Jerry’s real name is Gerald Aloysius Jacks. Jerry 2.0 makes Lady Jane promise that she won’t tell Jax about his plastic surgery and that he was in Port Charles.
• Lulu saves Logan from a shootout with Alcazar’s men. He is less than gracious and Lulu smacks him. This isn’t the first time and I suspect it won’t be the last. Later Lulu shares a banana split with the 3ooges, while Logan looks on from outside. I guess Logan doesn’t get to sit at the cool kids’ table.
• In what has got to be the most uncomfortable and awkward looking scenes ever, Sonny and Amelia 2.0 have Teh Sex and manage to make it look completely unsexy.

Docks
Logan yells at Alcazar’s Goons, telling them to stay away from Sonny’s Docks. Alcazar’s Goons yell back, saying that they have a better idea. They’ll send Sonny a message by killing him. Lulu yells that she’s calling the cops. More shots are fired. Logan tells the person who’s calling the cops to get out of there. Lulu yells one more time that the cops are coming. Alcazar’s Goons decide it’s not worth it and leave. Lulu ventures out once they’re gone and sees Logan. She asks if he’s okay. Logan asks if she’s crazy. She could’ve gotten killed. She says he was saving his life. He hears sirens so he runs and drags her with him.

McHotel – Room 917
Amelia 2.0 says she’s got the wrong room. Sonny’s like “Oh yeah.” She asks if she can come in and use the phone to call the front desk. He says of course. She calls downstairs and asks to be connected to Brandon Silverman. There’s no answer so she hangs up. Sonny asks why she’s not leaving a message. She says that Brandon will call her cell when she doesn’t show up. She thanks him for the phone and starts to leave. He asks where she’s going. Amelia 2.0 says she’s going back to her room. Sonny pours her a drink and says that he hates to drink alone. Amelia 2.0 asks what they’re drinking to. Sonny says “Carly.”

Rice Manor
Elizabeth watches Jason dance with Carly. Sam isn’t happy. Spinelli comes over, waxing poetic about Lulu. Sam ignores him, intent on watching Elizabeth and Lucky now. Spinelli mistakes what she’s looking at and says that Jason’s only dancing because Carly forced him to. He says he’ll dance with her. Sam just wants more champagne. He pours her a glass and she downs it. He pours her another glass and tells her to sip this one. Sam says that the one good thing about weddings is that there’s always champagne. Spinelli says he’s never seen Sam drink. She says she doesn’t do it often but it’s a special occasion and it’s not as if she’s pregnant.

Carly tells Jason she’s happy. Her marriage to Jax went off without a hitch and she’s dancing with her BFF.

Jax and Jerry 2.0 are on the phone. Jax tells Jerry 2.0 that he can hear the music in the background so Jerry 2.0 must be there to surprise him. Jerry 2.0 tells Jax he’s had too much champagne. Jax says he’s fine with Jerry 2.0 not being there but at least stay on the phone and talk to him. Jerry 2.0 says he has to go. Jax says he’s going to hang up the phone and if it rings at Rice Manor, he’ll be unhappy with Jerry 2.0. Lady Jane comes out and asks Jax whom he’s talking to. Jax says Jerry 2.0 called him. Lady Jane tells Jax that Jerry 2.0 is off on one of his own little things and that Jax needs to come back in and dance with his wife. Jerry 2.0 watches this.

Elizabeth is sitting at her table and sighs. Lucky asks if she’s okay. She is but the baby’s kicking up a storm. She had Lucky feel her stomach.

Alexis asks Max if he’s seen Sonny. Max says no. Alexis says that she knows Max and Sonny are close still even though Max is working for Carly and Jax now. Max goes off on a whole speech about loving someone and not being in the right place at the right time. Robin, Milo and Stan are all smiling and smirking. Alexis stops Max and says she’s not sure he’ll ever get over Carly. Max agrees and walks off.

Jax comes back inside and wants to dance with his bride. Jason is all too happy to stop dancing. Jax thanks Jason for coming to the wedding. Jason says that Carly is his best friend. He walks away. Carly hugs Jax and says that all the people she cared about came through for her today, even Sonny.

In the gazebo, Emily and Nikolas are all kissy face. They discuss Jerry 2.0’s weaknesses. Nikolas says the phone call he overheard sounded like family. Emily says it’s bizarre to imagine him with a family. Nikolas says they were trying to get him to go to something and he sounded regretful that he couldn’t. Emily says they can’t worry about Jerry 2.0 right now. They kiss some more.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu and Logan come running up to Kelly’s. Lulu collapses onto a chair outside. Both are panting. She complains that he dragged her 7 blocks in heels. He says it was either run or get caught by the cops. She says that she was just a concerned citizen and wouldn’t have been in any trouble. Logan says he had it covered. He says the Goons were bad shots. Lulu is very sarcastic and says that it would’ve been really hard for them to shot him at 10 feet away. Logan says he saw more action in his two tours of Iraq. Lulu says he was outnumbered. She reminds him that she’s waiting for a thanks for saving his ass. Logan asks how he should replay her: take her to dinner or to bed? She slaps him and tells him to go to hell, then storms into Kelly’s.

Rice Manor
3ooges are arguing. Jax and Carly comes over. Carly asks where Lulu went. Dillon says she left because they were fighting. Carly asks if they’re getting the message. Spinelli says that they really like her. Carly says that she only wants friendship right now so they should back off. Jax disagrees. Don’t let anyone dissuade you from going after the woman you love. Jax and Carly kiss. The 3ooges sigh and say they want to be like Jax.

Mike asks Jason if he’s seen Sonny. Jason hasn’t. Mike says that this will be hard on Sonny, no matter what Sonny says.

McHotel – Room 917
Amelia 2.0 says that they stopped taping so Sam could go to the wedding and says she finds the whole thing slightly incestuous. You’d think writers would know the meaning of words, but I guess that’s too much to ask from this crack team. “Incestuous” is sex among relatives. None of these folks are related. Basically, they’re just bed hopping. Sonny asks what Amelia 2.0 means. She discusses all the inter-relationships. She wonders if they’re tired of the musical beds. Sonny asks her who Brandon is. Amelia 2.0 asks if she hit a nerve with the whole “musical beds” comment. Sonny doesn’t have issues. He asks again who Brandon is. Amelia 2.0 says that Brandon is the network executive who’s overseeing Everyday Heroes. Sonny wonders about the “creative meeting” that’s happening in a hotel room. Amelia 2.0 asks how it’s any of his business. Sonny wonders if she’ll go or stay with him instead. He pours her another drink. Amelia 2.0 gets a text from Brandon but she ignores it. Sonny asks if she’s going to go to Brandon. Amelia 2.0 asks where his guest is. Sonny says she’s late. Amelia 2.0 says she’s going to have a network executive mad that she blew him off to have a drink with a gangster who could make her new show a PR nightmare. Sonny asks what she’s going to do. She says “this never happened” and then she kisses him. They have sex. These are the most icky sex scenes ever. I mean, I get that they’re not romantic becasue these two don’t know each other. It’s basically a one-night stand kind of thing, but the whole thing is just kind of awkward and uncomfortable looking and there’s no chemistry between the 2 actors. It’s not hot.

Rice Manor
Everyone is talking and Jax is trying to get their attention but no one is listening. Carly lets out a big bellow and that shuts everyone up. Jax makes a schmoopy toast. Ned asks when they’re leaving. Jax says now, so the guests all grab their birdseed and head outside so they can send the couple off in a hail of birdseed pellets. yeah, lovely. Carly will then have birdseed in her hair and down her dress. great. Lady Jane thinks she sees someone by the bushes.

Car
Jax and Carly get into the car and talk about how much they love each other some more. They kiss.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu leaves a message for Carly. Logan comes in and asks if he can sit. Lulu says no. Logan admits he was out of line. Lulu’s all “yeah.” Logan says that guys don’t like to say they’re sorry. Lulu asks if they like making demeaning remarks. He apologizes for that too. Lulu looks at him. He asks her to throw him a bone. She says he can sit, if he must. He sits. She asks why he was out on the docks. He says that he was trying to get information on Alcazar for Sonny. Lulu says that Sonny wouldn’t believe Logan, even if he did get the information. She says she’s not going to stop him if he wants to throw his life away. Logan says that she’s pretty quick to jump to his defense though. Lulu says that sometimes, he can be likeable but then he gets smarmy and makes a smart ass remark. Logan wants her to admit that she likes him. The 3ooges bust in and start apologizing to Lulu. Logan’s all “Dudes! We’re talking here!” Lulu says that she would like to talk to her friends. Logan’s all “whatever” and leaves. The 3ooges apologize for what happened at the wedding and want her to give them another chance.

Rice Manor
Sam looks around for Spinelli. Jason says he’s probably off doing whatever it is Spinelli does. Sam tells Jason that he either has to dance with her or get her more champagne. He suggests going home instead. They leave.

Jerry’s near the gazebo walking away when Lady Jane calls out his full name to stop him. He turns around but puts on the Southern Accent and says she’s mistaken him for someone else. She apologizes but then makes him look into her eyes. Jerry 2.0 is unable to resist his mother’s stare and ‘fesses up. She asks him what he’s done to his face.

McHotel – Room 917
Amelia and Sonny are lying in bed. There’s a knock at the door. Amelia 2.0 giggles and hopes it’s not the neighbors complaining. Sonny gets out of bed and answers it. It’s Eva The Hooker. Sonny gives her some cash for her troubles and sends her on her way. Amelia 2.0 starts to get dressed. Sonny’s all “Wait a minute! I just paid a hooker to leave because you were here and now you’re leaving too? Damn.” Amelia 2.0 says that this has been nice but it would be a huge problem if anyone found out. Sonny tells her that if she walks out the door, it’s the end of it. She looks at him, says “what the hell?” and disrobes and they go at it again.

Plane to Fiji
Carly is all belted in and she wants Jax to tell her where they’re going. Jax asks if she packed what he told her to. She says yes. 3 bikinis, pair of sandals, a sarong, and sunglasses. Jax points out her 3 large suitcases say otherwise. Carly says that she also had to include a couple of nice dresses in case he takes her out to dinner someplace nice, and shoes to match, plus her hair stuff. Jax tells her that he’s taking her to a remote beach on Fiji. Carly’s excited. She unbuckles and they kiss.

Penthouse
Jason carries Sam in and deposits her on the couch. Sam tells Jason that her ultimatum still stands. He has to dance with her or get her more champagne. Jason says he’s all danced out. Sam laughs and says that Carly only had him on the dance floor for a couple of minutes. Jason says that it felt longer. Sam says he was the most handsome man on the dance floor. He calls her biased. She says that Elizabeth was staring at him too. Jason leaves to get more champagne. Sam starts rambling on about weddings and how women fall into the trappings of weddings and what it means and she starts going on about how she picked out a wrong dress and the guy was mad at her. Jason asks her if she was married before. Sam realizes her mistake and covers and says that she’s never been married; that it’s too much hassle and basically blames her mouthful on being tipsy. She drinks more champagne and tells Jason that she’s sure she’ll pay for this tomorrow so she wants him to remind her tomorrow when she’s hungover that she was happy at this moment and she’s happy with him. Jason says he will. Sam is lying against him with her eyes closed and Jason looks pained.

Rice Manor
Jerry 2.0 tells Lady Jane that he’s rather fond of this new face. He finds it easier to breathe out of his new nose. Lady Jane tells him not to joke. He’s practically unrecognizable. She asks what he could’ve gotten himself into that was so bad that he had to resort to this. Jerry 2.0 tells her that his new face and identity are okay. Lady Jane says that Jax can help him out of whatever he’s in. Jerry 2.0 tells her that Jax can never know. He realizes that it was stupid of him to come to this place. Lady Jane asks if he’s sorry for what he’s done. Jerry 2.0 says he wanted to stand up there for his little brother on his wedding day. He asks if Lady Jane likes Carly. Lady Jane says she does. Why would Jerry ask that? He knows Carly. Not from the McHostage debacle, but from the last time he was in town. I’m not sure if she was outed as Bobbie’s daughter to anyone at that point, but Carly was definitely there at that point because Bobbie obviously wasn’t with Tony anymore since Bobbie was going to marry Jerry 1.0. These writers are going to make my freakin’ head explode! Jerry 2.0 says that Jax looked happy. Lady Jane says that Jax would’ve liked to have known that Jerry 2.0 was there. Jerry 2.0 makes Lady Jane promise not to tell Jax that he was ever there.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu brings over an ice cream sundae. She tells the 3ooges that this is a test. They are all going to be polite and won’t argue about who knows her best and what not. Milo asks what they should talk about. Lulu gives them a couple of topics. They all start eating the sundae tentatively. When Dillon and Spinelli decide that neither of them will eat the nuts, Lulu swoops in. This leads to a lively, friendly bantering amongst the 3ooges and Lulu. Logan watches from outside. If you take Lulu out of the equation, I bet these guys would be good friends. Although, I do question Milo’s involvement because I think he’s older than them.

Rice Manor
Nikolas and Emily dance. I love you, I love you too. Schmoopy.

Plane to Fiji
Jax and Carly are on their way. They’re being schmoopy too.