Honestly, this show just keeps getting worse and worse. I’m not going to even bother recapping. I’m just going to give you the recaplet.

• Maxie develops a staph infection from her supply closet tryst with Coop. Because she has a borrowed heart, this presents a problem, but Dr. Julian is there to watch over her and keep her safe.
• Spinelli tries to show off in front of Jolene (that would be the blonde Nurse Crowell) but to no avail since Jolene is smitten with Jason.
• Stan tries to incite the hospital worker’s to rise up against The Man but hits a stumbling block in the form of Epiphany.
• Toussant (that’s Lando) spends less time being an actual janitor and spends more time dispensing wisdom (he’s like Yoda! did ya see how I did that? tied that whole Star Wars thing together?).
• Robin is a jealous hag and Patrick is a clueless male yet they forgive each other by the end of the show.
• Dr. Ford is a jackass and reams Regina a new one for a clerical error that wasn’t hers.
• Mrs. Storch stabbed herself chopping broccolli. Seriously.
• Burn Victim Woman says Jason’s name.