Cuff Her And Stuff Her!

–Scotty, to police officer. 

Recaplet for Wednesday, June 14, 2007:

• It’s baby talk as Robin and Patrick continue to beat a dead horse.
• It’s more baby talk as Sam tells Alexis about her desire to raise a family with Jason.
• Meanwhile, Jason and Amelia are talking about Sam’s modus operandi. Jason defends Sam until Amelia points out specific incidences that prove her point.
• Jax and Carly are all set to go out and meet with some investors but Morgan gets sick so they stay in. Meanwhile, the phone keeps ringing but no one’s on the other line.
• Tracy gets arrested and the ohter Qs do nothing for her. Instead, Lulu bails her out of jail.
• Logan’s a scuzzball with Maxie, but they all band together when Scotty comes in and says he’ll charge Lulu and Lucky with accessories to kidnapping. Logan punches Scotty.

You Might As Well Fire Me Now.

–Milo, to Sonny.

Recaplet for Tuesday, June 12, 2007:

• Kate doesn’t want to go to GH so Sonny insists she stay at his place so he can keep an eye on her. He gives her a shirt to change into so that she doesn’t have to stay in her own clothes. Bernie, Max, and Diane all visit and assume Sonny and Kate are in the throes of some sort of relationship. Kate tries to dissuade everyone of that idea but it doesn’t seem to work. Kate and Sonny talk about the old neighborhood a bit before Kate goes to sleep. I really hope that they don’t make Sonny and Kate a couple just yet. I think they need to continue to be adversarial first with each other. I like this frenemies thing they’ve got going on right now.
• Amelia talks to Jason about Sam’s past and her cons. Jason defends Sam. Amelia tells Jason that Sam knows the truth about Elizabeth and Jake.
• Sam visits with Alexis and talks about wanting to have a baby with Jason. Are we supposed to think that Sam’s been running a con all along? This would explain the change in her behavior. As I understand it, she was spunky and kick ass when she first go into town but when she got together with Jason, she became this simpering helpless thing. If so, I say Bravo to the writers for having the ability to see the big picture and write for a character over a long period of time.
• Kelly, Lainey, Robin, Stan, and Patrick talk babies some more and Lainey finally sends Robin and Patrick home.
• The Qs find out that Tracy helped Luke take Laura away. They’re not happy with her but they rally around her when Scotty comes around, wanting Tracy to tell him where Luke took Laura. Scotty then has Tracy arrested for kidnapping.

Oh Look, It’s My Old Sparring Partner!

–Coleman, to Patrick.

Recaplet for Monday, June 11, 2007:

• Kate gives the statue back to Sonny. After they argue about what to do with it, Kate leaves, runs into the statue and knocks herself out. Sonny wants to take her to GH but she refuses.
• Lucky warns Spinelli to stay away from Jake. Lulu defends Spinelli, telling Lucky that he can’t keep people away from Jake if he’s out in public.
• Luke and Tracy devise a plan to kidnap Laura from Rose Lawn. The Kids get to say goodbye to her before Luke takes her away.
• Epiphany tries to set Stan and Lainey up but Stan’s not having it. Patrick runs interference. Robin holds a baby and Patrick freaks. Later, Stan and Patrick do shots together at Jake’s Bar. Lainey, Robin and Kelly show up and the 5 talk about babies. I don’t get what Patrick’s problem is. Robin can’t commit to moving in to his apartment with him and that’s a relatively simple part of their relationship, yet he thinks that all of a sudden, she’s going to want to have a kid with him? In what universe does that even make sense?

Game On!

–Luke, to Tracy and Lulu.

Recaplet for Friday, June 8, 2007:

• Luke and Tracy ask Lulu to have Spinelli find out where Laura is being held so they can go bust her out.
• Sonny finds Amelia’s file on Sam so Amelia confesses everything to him. He goes to Jason with this information.
• Kate and Alexis bond over their mutual dislike of Carly.
• Logan apologizes to Lulu and to Spinelli. Spinelli is less forgiving of Logan than Lulu is.

It All Began When Sauron Created The Ring Of Power . . .

–Spinelli, to Ric.

Recaplet for Thursday, June 7, 2007:

• Kate is pissed off because Michael and Morgan killed her koi. She and Sonny get into and then she and Carly get into it.
• The Judge grants guardianship to Scotty.
• Ric tries to get Spinelli to talk about Alcazar’s death but Spinelli is smarter than he seems and won’t talk.
• Logan begins his seduction of Lulu.
• Sam returns from out of town and finds out that Jason is in jail.

Because The Law Very Rarely Has Anything To Do With Justice.

–Luke, to Lulu.

Recaplet for Wednesday, June 6, 2007:

• The Spencer and Cassadine Clans gather to find out the verdict in the guardianship.
• It’s a Spinelli/Giambetti vs. Barrett/Hayes smackdown. My money’s on the Italians.
• Jerry 2.0 has disappeared and Jax is worried, but Lady Jane and Carly aren’t.

I Refuse To Live My Life In Reaction To Anything That Has Happened To My Mother.

–Lulu, to Spinelli.

Recaplet for Tuesday, June 5, 2007:

• Lulu freaks out on Logan and threatens him with a broken bottle. 3oop steps in to diffuse the situation. Later, Lulu thanks 3oop and Maxie sees them. She’s not happy so she makes a deal with Logan. If he gets Lulu into bed and away from 3oop, Maxie will sleep with Logan.
• Lucky and Elizabeth fight about Jason’s arrest. After having some sense knocked into her by Emily, Elizabeth apologizes to Lucky and they make up.
• Jerry 2.0 is packing to leave. He gets visited by 3 Ghosts 3 people: Jax, who is sad that Jerry 2.0 destroyed his innocence; Lady Jane, who wants him to leave and never come back; and Carly, who wants to know if he set up Jason. He then gets visited by Boris and Natasha Russian Mafia Guys and jumps out the window of his hotel room to escape.
• It looks like Kate might get sent to the Pokey but Sonny convinces Ric that it would be a mistake.

Before You Go, I’ll Have A Soy Vanilla Latte, Scorching Hot With 2 Sugars.

–Kate, to 3oop.

Recaplet for Monday, June 4, 2007:

• Kate gets arrested.
• Jason gets arrested.
• Jerry 2.0 doesn’t get arrested, thanks to Jax somehow bribing someone to forge the DNA results.

11 Days

I realize that I am soooo very far behind with the recaps. 

The good news is that I have all my notes up-to-date.  The bad news is that I’m not sure how long it will take me to get all the recaps up. 

If there’s a specific day’s show that you didn’t see, let me know and I’ll get that one up asap.

She’s Remodeling Anyways.

–Sonny, to Jason.

Recaplet for Friday, June 1, 2007:

• Ric sends Lucky to arrest Jason for Alcazar’s murder.
• Kate and Sonny argue about helicopters and statues.
• Scotty tries to talk to Robin and Patrick about a cure for Laura but neither of them are eager to help him.
• Jerry 2.0 wants Skye to contact the covert ops people for him.
• Sam talks to Kelly about babies and surrogates.