Recaplet for Monday, June 25, 2007:

• Elizabeth tells Lucky that this dick-measuring contest he has with Jason has to stop because it’s not getting Jake home any quicker. Okay, she totally doesn’t say it like that but I really wish she would’ve.
• Jax is being held at gunpoint in a bar when Carly comes sauntering in, pretending to be Jerry 2.0’s wife. She gets Jax out of the gun’s way and then berates him for choosing Jerry 2.0 over his family.
• Kate sets off the fire alarm at Not Starbucks, which kills the mood for Sonny and Amelia. Sonny fires his barista for leaving the door unlocked. While talking about Kristina with Alexis, Alexis finds an earring and Sonny then confronts Kate about setting off the fire alarm. Meanwhile, Kate’s trying to get advice on how to get rid of feelings she has for Sonny. Well, this sucks. I had hoped that they would have more of a sparring relationship first which then turned into a begruding friendship and then into a romance, but I guess that’s too much planning ahead for the writers.
• Jason wants Spinelli to bust him out of jail so he can go find Jake. Spinelli won’t do it. Jason gets a visit from Elizabeth and comforts her about her fight with Lucky. Jason then gets a visit from Sam, who tells him that she’s known about Jake’s parentage for weeks.
• Alexis confronts Amelia about Sam’s contract, which leads to a discussion about Sam and then Amelia shows Alexis Sam’s file.