Death By Dark Roast? Wow.

–Maxie, upon learning how Vinnie almost killed Sonny.

Recaplet for Friday, May 18, 2007:

• Logan gets in to see Sonny and warn him about Vinnie poisoning him before Vinnie delivers the coffee. When confronted, Vinnie gives up Alcazar pretty quickly.
• Jason and Jerry 2.0 engage in gun battle until innocent bystanders go walking by.
• Alcazar confronts Skye about Vinnie recognizing her but she quits being defensive and goes on the offensive, getting angry and saying that he was the one who broke the trust first, not her.
• 3oop’s packing to leave town but Maxie convinces him to stay and they go to try to talk to Sonny.
• Spinelli hacks into Alcazar’s phone records, finds Jerry 2.0’s cell number, get the GPS tracking and finds out he’s going to Carly’s. Jason hightails it out of there.
• Alexis talks to Tracy and Luke about the hearing.
• Sam and an actor (Frank) re-enact a domestic abuse scene, which causes Sam to flashback to when she Killed Bill.

I Don’t Owe You Anything, You Faithless Bitch!

–Alcazar, to Carly.

Recaplet for Thursday, May 17, 2007:

• Logan listens outside Alcazar’s compound as Carly comes to get info about Jerry 2.0 and then when Alcazar pays Vinnie to poison Sonny.
• 3oop tells Maxie about Jerry 2.0 and the whole thing with Sonny and the PCPD.
• Jax confronts Jerry 2.0 about the McHostage situation.
• Skye tells Jason and Sonny that she overheard Alcazar and Jerry 2.0 planning hit on them.
• Maxie tells Jason about Jerry 2.0 being back in town and tells him that 3oop set up meeting with him. Jason takes off.

They Say There’s Never A Cop Around When You Need One.

–Jerry 2.0, to 3oop.

Recaplet for Wednesday, May 16, 2007:

• Jerry 2.0 and 3oop talk about 3oop’s usefulness as PCPD recruit to Jerry 2.0.
• Carly and Jax argue about Jerry 2.0.
• Elizabeth and Lucky want Nikolas and Emily to be Jacob’s godparents.
• Robin and Patrick are all kissy face again.

I’m Not Drunk, I’m Haunted!

–Tracy, to McBartender.

Recaplet for Tuesday, May 15, 2007:

• Sonny and Kate wax nostalgic about Bensonhurst.
• Elizabeth names Baby Boy – Jacob Martin Spencer.
• Jax says that Jerry 2.0 is CJC. Carly not happy.
• Sam gets drunk.

Confessions

I haven’t watched Tuesdays or Wednesdays episodes.  It’s season/series finale week for a lot of my shows so I’ve been all caught up in watching them.  Next week is the end of all programming for the summer on major primetime so I should be able to concentrate on GH once that happens. 

Also, perhaps it’s just me but this has been a pretty boring May Sweeps for GH.  And in fact, I do believe we’re out of May Sweeps now and I’ve assigned episodes in those categories even though they’re not supposed to be.  Oh well. 

Your Loss Is The PCPD’s Gain.

–Jerry 2.0, to Jax.

Recaplet for Monday, May 14, 2007:

• Jerry 2.0 and Jax get into a kerfuffle that has them being held at gunpoint by 3oop for all of 2 seconds and ends with Jerry 2.0 apologizing and walking away from Jax.
• Carly tells Jax that Jerry 2.0 is James Craig.
• Jerry 2.0 holds Alcazar at gunpoint.
• Sam overhears Elizabeth and Jason talking about their baby so she proceeds to get drunk.
• There’s some really boring scenes with Sonny and Kate. Although, I do have to admit I really like her hair.
• Scotty’s an annoying bastard, as usual.

I’m Pretty Sure That The Real Father Would Attend A Pageant Of Vegetables.

–Spinelli, to Lulu. (paraphrased because I don’t have my notes in front of me)

Recaplet for Friday, May 11, 2007:

• Jax has Lady Jane set up a meeting for him to go see Jerry 2.0.
• Elizabeth wakes up right before Jason is about to spill the beans to Lucky.
• Ric brings a picture of “James Craig” to Carly. Morgan later sees the picture and says that it’s Jerry 2.0

And They Say That Too Much Time On The Computer Doesn’t Cause Brain Damage.

–Epiphany.

Recaplet for Thursday, May 10, 2007:

• Nikolas insistst that Patrick and Robin inject him with the larger dosage of the counter agent to get Jerry 2.0 off their backs. Jerry 2.0 later informs them that Emily is an accessory.
• Carly and Jax fight about Jerry 2.0.
• Skye tries to seduce Alcazar into bringing LilaRae back home. That doesn’t work so she appeals to Sonny not to kill Alcazar until she can get her daughter back.
• Elizabeth wakes up.

Get A Room.

–Logan, to 3oop and Maxie.

Recaplet for Wednesday, May 9, 2007:

• Ric visits Elizabeth and tells her to fight for her and Lucky. Ric later goes to Jason and tells him to stay away from Elizabeth.
• Jerry 2.0 brings Emily along on a business transaction and makes her complicit in his shady dealings.
• Robin and Patrick tell Nikolas that they think they’ve synthesized the counter agent.
• The Boys welcome Carly and Jax home. Michael accidentally lets slip to Jax that Jerry 2.0 was at the Cottage.

haven’t watched Wednesday or Thursday episodes so no recaplets.  since I won’t be going out this weekend.  everybody and their mother will be out for . . . well, Mother’s Day, so I’ll not be going out if I can help it.