Sonny Wasn’t Questioning Me. He Was Just Opening Mail, Violently.

–Spinelli, to Jason.

Recaplet for Thursday, May 31, 2007:

• Luke tells Lulu about The Rape™.
• Sonny tries to coerce Spinelli into telling him what Jason’s secret is.
• Sam and Jason have a fight about having a baby.

I Guess Being Wanted By The Police Is Better Than Being Wanted By Nobody.

–Maxie, to Logan.

Recaplet for Wednesday, May 30, 2007:

• Lulu hears Nikolas say that Luke raped Laura.
• Sam manipulates a situation in which she and Jason meet up with Elizabeth and her boys in the park.
• Jerry 2.0 admits that he fell in love with a woman who he then betrayed and that’s what made him eeeevvviiilllll.

I’m In An Odd Position Of Having To Apologize For My Face.

–Jerry 2.0, to Marty and Female Desk Clerk.

Recaplet for Tuesday, May 29, 2007:

• Ric puts the tape recorder back in Alcazar’s house, then when the police come to search the place to look for clues to Alcazar’s disappearance, manipulates the situation so that a police officer finds the recorder.
• People of Port Charles are slowly clued in to the fact that Jerry 2.0 looks similar to James Craig.
• Elizabeth offers to help distract Lulu so that she’s not in the courtroom during the guardianship hearing.

Family Is A Mom & Dad & Child, Not 2 People Desperate To Be Alone Without A Freeloading Live-In.

–Sam, to Spinelli.

Recaplet for Monday, May 28, 2007:

• Elizabeth doesn’t want Sam to know the truth because she’s afraid Sam will want Jason to pursue custody of Jake.
• Jerry 2.0 is arrested but Nikolas, Emily, and Carly lie and say he’s not James Craig.
• Ric finds a tape recording in which Alcazar name’s Jason as his killer.

If You Ever Touch Me Like That Again, I Will Bend Your Fingers Back So Far, You’ll Be Typing Upside Down!

–Sonny, to Spinelli.

Recaplet for Friday, May 25, 2007:

• Ric questions Spinelli about Jason’s whereabouts the night Alcazar disappeared.
• Carly and Kate get into a kerfuffle over The Boys.
• Lots of blah blah blah about Jerry 2.0.