Did 3 Gorgeous Women Just Come In Here And Snake Your Man? Sure Looks Like It!

–Epiphany, to Robin.

Recaplet for Wednesday, May 23, 2007:

• 3 Bimbettes come to Patrick for help with a sprained ankle. This pisses Robin off.
• Kate Howard has bought estate next to Sonny’s.
• Amelia decides that being held at gunpoint isn’t her thing and wants to quit the show.
• Alcazar brings LilaRae back. Skye calls Sonny, who calls Jason, who goes to the Compound. Alcazar is shot off-camera (because god forbid we see a “hero” on the show who is a criminal actually doing a criminal act).

What Is That, Like Daylight Savings Time?

–Patrick, to Robin.

Recaplet for Tuesday, May 22, 2007:

• Skye wants to make arrangements (read: go tell Sonny) before they leave for Venezuela but Alcazar threatens that if she leaves the house, he and LilaRae will be gone when she gets back. Skye “takes a bath” and climbs through a window to get to Sonny to tell him. He gives her a cell phone to call when it’s ready to go down.
• Robin and Patrick have a very boring arguement about their relationship again.
• Jerry 2.0 holds Amelia and Sam at gunpoint while waiting for Jason to come home.

You Really Shouldn’t Comment On Brothers Who Are Psychopaths.

–Alexis, to Sonny.

Recaplet for Monday, May 21, 2007:

• Sam freaks out on the set and points a fake shotgun at “Frank” and then Amelia. Amelia gets her to calm down but Sam thinks Amelia knows about Bill Monroe. Amelia plays dumb. Sam calms down and tells Amelia she’s okay to redo the shoot but with a different set and actor. Amelia agrees.
• Jax tells Sonny that CJC is Jerry 2.0. This doesn’t go over well. Alexis stops by to drop off Kristina stuff for Sonny and finds out from them both that CJC is Jerry 2.0.
• Carly stops Jason from killing Jerry 2.0. This doesn’t go over well. Jerry 2.0 tells Jason that people he loves will pay dearly if Jason shoots him.
• Maxie and Georgie have a sisterly heart-to-heart and all is forgiven.
• Alcazar plans to take LilaRae and Skye to Venezuela. They fight but before anything gets ironed out, a Government Agent comes to interrogate Alcazar. Skye covers for him, thereby proving her “loyalty” to Alcazar.
• Luke and Tracy decide whether or not to tell Lulu about the rape before it gets dragged up in court.