–Scotty, to Spinelli.

Recaplet for Wednesday, May 2, 2007:

• Jerry 2.0 comes to say goodbye to Lady Jane.
• Elizabeth wants Jason to man up and lay claim to The Baby if something happens.
• Amelia 2.0 and Brandon are devious regarding Sam’s background.
• Lulu gets into it with Scotty about Laura’s guardianship. She tells Luke about the investigation she, Dillon and Spinelli were involved in.

Q Mansion – Den
GhostAlan that keeping the secret will blow up in her face. Tracy points out that GhostAlan is dead, not omniscient. GhostAlan says it’s a mistake. Tracy wants to drink her tea in peace. GhostAlan says that Tracy needs to tell Luke. Tracy says that if Luke knew the truth, it would break his heart. Luke comes in and says good morning. GhostAlan: “Tell him!” Tracy: “Quit nagging!” Luke tells her to quit arguing with the arm chair long enough to help him. He pulls out a blond wig and tells her to try it on.

Not Starbucks – Office
Spinelli is on his computer, drinking his orange soda and listening to music through headphones. Jason comes in and pulls at his hat to get his attention. He asks if Spinelli has any new information about Alcazar’s delivery schedule. Spinelli says not yet. He then waits for Jason to sit down before he tells him to keep next Tuesday clear. Jason asks why. Spinelli says that’s when The Baby is due to arrive. Jason doesn’t want Spinelli spying on Elizabeth. He made his choice and he’s got to stick with it. Spinelli says he saved the information. Jason tells him to delete. Spinelli says okay but then Jason asks if it’s a boy or girl. I wonder if the guy who plays Spinelli (I don’t know his real name) likes orange soda and that’s why they incorporated it into his character. Also, wouldn’t Spinelli have an iPod with earbuds and not the big headphones?

GH – Random Floor
Kelly tells Lucky and Elizabeth to be ready since the baby could come at any minute. Emily watches as Kelly jokes with them about not making travel plans. Kelly leaves. Emily is excited with them about The Baby. Lucky knows he’s driving Elizabeth nuts, but he’s just so excited. He doesn’t know how guys in the service handle not being there when their babies are born. Well, it’s not like they get much of a choice. Emily says he’s an expectant dad so it’s understandable that he’s excited. They talk a bit about Elizabeth’s first pregnancy and Elizabeth has a realization. She tells Lucky that she’s tired and wants to get home. Lucky goes to get the car. Elizabeth says that Lucky is crazy, but in a good way. Emily says it’s his first baby and that only happens once. She says that the father should be there for it.

Wyndemere – Study
Nikolas is reading the newspaper when he hears Jerry 2.0’s cell phone ringing. Nikolas answers it. Lady Jane is on the other line. Both of them are trying to get each other to tell the other one who they are. Jerry 2.0 comes in, shoves Nikolas, taking the phone. He tells Nikolas answering his phone was a foolish move and will cost him. He doesn’t want Nikolas to insult his intelligence by pretending it was a mistake. Nikolas says he won’t. He mentions that the woman on the other like sounded concerned. Jerry 2.0 puts something in a syringe. He tells Nikolas to go spend time with Spencer since Nikolas will be dead by 9pm tonight.

Everyday Hereos  Set
Amelia 2.0 tells Sam to go to audio and film the wrap arounds. Sam can’t believe Sonny lifted the injunction. Amelia 2.0 says he will. She won’t let anything or anyone stop production and she wants the same level of commitment from Sam. Sam is convinced. Amelia 2.0 won’t let anything stop her from giving Sam what she deserves.

Not Starbucks – Café
Lulu and Dillon are waiting for Scotty. Lulu thanks Dillon for telling her about this. She can’t believe that Scotty is dragging the Q’s into this. She’s worried about him winning and taking Laura away. If that happens, she won’t be able to visit her mother. Dillon doesn’t even get why Scotty wants guardianship. Lulu says it’s all about beating Luke. Dillon says they’ll figure something out. Lulu says that Scotty won’t win. Dillon tries to play up his role at the meeting yesterday by saying he scared Scotty. Lulu thinks a moment and realizes that Scotty is a Special Prosecutor now so he probably has every judge in town in his pocket. Dillon points out that Edward holds that honor. Lulu says that Laura would hate this. Dillon offers his shoulder and she leans on him. Scotty comes in and wants to know what they want from him now. Lulu tells him to drop the lawsuit. He’ll never get guardianship of Laura after what he did to her. She’ll tell everyone about Rick Webber. Not only will he not get to see Laura, he’ll rot in prison. Scotty doesn’t think she has anything to back up her bluff.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy gets that Luke will always love Laura, but she’ll be damned if she dresses up like her to let him live out some sick fantasy. Luke says that he wants Tracy to impersonate Laura so that he can break the real Laura out of Shadybrook.

Everyday Heroes  Set
Sam apologizes for her past with Sonny since it continues to cause problems. Amelia 2.0 isn’t worried. She just wants Sam to go be a star. AArun comes over and tells Sam that they’re ready for her. She leaves. Amelia 2.0 tells AArun she’s got a special assignment for him involving Sam and a former husband named Todd Sullivan. By the way, they gave AArun a name. It’s Wes. Personally, I’m sticking with my name.

GH – Random Floor
Robin and Patrick talk in hushed tones about Nikolas and the blood scans and how they can’t isolate the toxin.

Wyndemere – Study
Nikolas tells Jerry 2.0 that he needs Nikolas. Jerry 2.0 reminds Nikolas that “Mr. Brosnan” now has a flat in London and job prospects. He says that Nikolas ruined their little arrangement. Nikolas tries to grab the syringe, but Jerry 2.0 manages to elude him. Jerry 2.0 says that the syringe is full of the poison, not the counter agent. He thinks he’ll stop and inject someone else with it. Emily perhaps, or maybe he’ll put Laura out of her misery. Nikolas jumps Jerry 2.0 and there’s a fight. Jerry 2.0 is choking Nikolas but Nikolas manages to get out of the choke hold and knocks the syringe out of Jerry 2.0’s hand. Nikolas grabs the syringe and shoves it into Jerry 2.0’s leg. Jerry 2.0 laughs. It turns out that the syringe was only full of a saline solution. He tells Nikolas to put his affairs in order and leaves.

Not Starbucks – Office
Spinelli is showing Jason The Baby’s heartbeat. Jason again asks if it’s a boy or girl. Spinelli says they don’t know. Jason just wants The Baby to be healthy and happy and have a good life. Spinelli says that Jason could make sure of that by claiming The Baby as his. Jason tells Spinelli to delete the files. Spinelli does and then shows Jason the work he did regarding Alcazar. Jason looks at the files. Spinelli offers to stay and do more stuff, but Jason tells him to go. Spinelli tells Jason that he put his cell number on Jason’s speed dial. Jason’s all “Really. You need to go. Now.” Spinelli packs up his stuff but leaves Jason the BBQ chips. He leaves. He stands in the hallway area, watching Lulu, Dillon and Scotty argue.

Not Starbucks – Café
Scotty made sure there was no proof of who killed Rick Webber. Dillon says that Luke doesn’t care about evidence. Scotty says that just means that Luke will end up in jail or on the run. Either way, he’ll be away from Laura. The 3 of them argue. Scotty says that Luke doesn’t deserve Laura after what he did to her. Jason comes out of the office and tells Scotty to back off. He throws Scotty out of the Café and tells Lulu he wants to speak with her alone. As they walk back to the office, Spinelli gathers up his courage, runs out and catches Scotty in the alley. He tells Scotty to stay away from Lulu. Scotty tells Spinelli that he’ll throw Spinelli in the river if he threatens him again. Spinelli leaves.

Everyday Heroes  Set
Amelia 2.0, AArun, and Sam are discussing shots and taping strategies. Brandon comes by to say hello. He wonders if the injunction’s been lifted. Amelia 2.0 says she’s working on it. Brandon doesn’t want any trouble with the FCC. Amelai 2.0 tells him not to worry. He walks away. Sam hopes that they’re not doing anything illegal. Amelia 2.0 tells Sam not to worry. She leaves Sam and AArun to their business at hand to go speak to Brandon. He wants Amelia 2.0 to explain her “Sam photo folder.” Amelia 2.0 tells Brandon about Sam’s background. Brandon wants to know why it wasn’t nipped in the bud sooner. Amelia 2.0 tells him that the show will be a success. This will bring out folks who think they know Sam but we’ll deny it. Then if the ratings slip, we’ll discover the “truth.” Brandon likes it. Amelia 2.0 knows. Sam tells Amelia 2.0 that the camera man needs her. Amelia 2.0 says that Brandon is finally on board for the plans she has for Sam.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy is standing out on the patio. Luke is pouring himself some coffee. GhostAlan is talking to Luke, even though Luke can’t hear him. Tracy thanks GhostAlan for the kind words. Luke tells her to think of this as another wacky caper. GhostAlan warns Tracy not to fall for Luke’s plan. Luke says that once Laura is safe, they can move on with their lives. Tracy tells Luke to let Nikolas and Scotty fight it out in court. If Scotty wins, then Tracy will consider “other measures” but not the swapping of Laura.

Not Starbucks – Office
Jason tells Lulu not to let Scotty force her into something. If she needs help with Scotty, call him. Lulu says okay. She says that she thought that the truth was the solution, but it never seems to work out that way. She leaves. Jason’s phone rings. It’s Elizabeth. She’d like to see him.

Cottage
Lady Jane is putting together a wedding photo album for Carly and Jax. The phone rings. It’s Jax. Lady Jane tells them that The Boys are behaving and that things are good on her end. She tells Jax and Carly to stay as long as they want. Once she’s off the phone, there’s a knock on the door. It’s Jerry 2.0. He’s come to say good-bye. She wants to know why he’s leaving again. Jerry 2.0 says that this time, Jax can’t pull him out of the fire. Lady Jane wants to know what he’s gotten himself into this time. Jerry says that he’s going as far away as possible and not coming back.

PCPD – Squad Room
Lucky comes in and tells Cruz and Mac that some perp’s alibi doesn’t check out. Cruz laments that he just lost $20. Lucky asks why. Mac says that there’s an office pool going as to whether or not Lucky would show up. Lucky says that Elizabeth practically shoved him out the door. Mac says he’ll put Lucky’s name back on the board. He leaves. Cruz asks how Elizabeth and The Baby are doing. Lucky is excited. Cruz wishes them well and leaves. Scotty comes in and tells Lucky to convince Nikolas to give him guardianship. If this goes to trial, it could get very ugly. Lulu doesn’t deserve to know about these things. Lucky says that Laura wanted Nikolas to be her guardian so Scotty needs to get over it. Scotty threatens that he’s under no obligation to keep family secrets. He leaves. Mac comes back in and tells Lucky that he’s needed on patrol tonight since a big storm is coming.

Spencer House
Jason comes in. Thunder starts. Jason wants to know why he’s there. Elizabeth tells him about Jenny and Joe (remember them from New Year’s Eve?). She says that if something happens to her or The Baby, she wants him to do what’s best for The Baby, even if it means coming forward as the Baby Daddy.

Q Mansion – Den
Luke is playing with the wig when Dillon walks in. Dillon is all “I’m not even gonna go there.” Luke wants to know what Dillon has on Scotty. Dillon hems and haws and backs away from Luke as Luke follows him around the den. Luke: “You’re tap dancing awfully fast, Mr. Bojangles.” He puts Dillon into Alan’s chair and tells Dillon to spill it. He asks if Tracy is involved. Dillon says that Tracy just forgot to pay his tuition, that’s all. Lulu comes in and asks why Luke is interrogating Dillon. Luke says that Dillon’s got information Scotty. Lulu says the information isn’t Dillon’s to tell; it’s hers. She tells him about her investigation (along with Spinelli and Dillon) into Scotty’s possible murder of Rick Webber.

Everyday Heroes Set
They’re finished taping. Sam gets a call. It’s AArun, pretending to be Todd Sullivan. “Todd” tells Sam that he wants his money back. Sam is unnerved.

GH – Random Floor Nurses’ Station
Robin, Patrick and Emily talk a bit about the counter agent and the poison. Robin and Patrick leave. Nikolas comes in and tells her that Jerry 2.0 left. If he doesn’t get the counter agent, he’ll die in 5 hours.