–GhostAlan, to Tracy.

Recaplet for Tuesday, May 1, 2007:

• Carly and Jax enjoy their honeymood in Fiji.
• Tracy figures out, with the help of GhostAlan (and some word clues from Dillon), that Scotty killed Rick Webber and tells Dillon that they can’t tell Luke. Luke, knowing that Dillon knows something about Scotty but not knowing that Tracy knows, tells Tracy that they need to figure out what Dillon knows.
• Logan gets hauled in by Sonny’s guys. Lulu thinks he’s getting hauled in by Alcazar’s Goons and goes to Sonny for help. Sonny tells Logan that he will never work for him.
• Sonny gets an injunction to stop the production of Everyday Heroes, which leads to more Sonny & Amelia 2.0 sex.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy walks in and says that she sees nothing’s changed. Luke gets up from breakfast to say hello to her. He asks how Seattle went. Tracy says it was a resounding success and there was no sign of GhostAlan. Tracy thinks maybe it was her conscience. GhostAlan reappears and says that he doesn’t think so. Tracy asks GhostAlan how she’s supposed to miss him if he keeps popping up. GhostAlan says that if he didn’t show up, she’d be lamenting his loss. Tracy says that she was able to negotiate from a stronger place because of the stock. Her forging his will was a good business move. GhostAlan says he still has the upper hand, even though he had to die to get it. Luke tells Tracy to quit arguing with the arm chair and face the real problems. He needs her help with Laura.

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Carly and Jax relax on their little lounge whatever on the beach. Jax is teaching Carly how to surf. You know, for only being gone for 3 days, they got tan very fast. Carly loves the beach. When she and her mom would fight (that would be the other mom, Virginia), Carly would escape to the beach. Carly teases Jax about being a better surfer than him by the end of the honeymoon. He says that them’s fightin’ words and they race back to the beach.

Not Starbucks – Office
Jason comes in to find Diane waiting for Sonny. He’s late. Jason says the last time he saw Sonny was at Carly’s wedding. Diane is relieved that Carly married Jax. Sonny was distracted by the uncertainty of it all. Jason wonders why Diane cares since she’s paid by the hour. Diane says it doesn’t mean she doesn’t want him focused. Jason tells her to be patient with Sonny.

McHotel – Room 917
Amelia 2.0 gets re-dressed. She tells him that once she walks out the door, their night never happened. She starts to leave but then disrobes again and they start to kiss again. I’m not sure if the director/writer/PTB meant for it to be this way, but I am completely skeeved by the Amelia 2.0/Sonny sex scenes. First, they’re pretty awkward looking. And that’s probably because the 2 actors haven’t worked together very long. Second, Amelia 2.0 is pretty young looking. I could possibly buy a sex scene with him and Original Amelia, but not this one.

Everyday Heroes Set
Sam and the Makeup Girl discuss her appearance. Sam’s very hung over. Brandon Silverman, the network owner and guy Amelia 2.0 was supposed to hook up with instead of Sonny, shows up. He and Sam have a little chat before he asks where Amelia 2.0 is. Sam changes the subject by saying that everything’s going great so far. Brandon says that he’s made a few changes, but nothing that affects her part of the show.

McHotel – Room 917
Amelia 2.0 laments at how late she’s going to be and says she should’ve never let Sonny get into the shower with her. Sonny makes a comment about washing her back. She thanks him for the memories and leaves. Sonny calls down to the front desk to check out.

Q Mansion – Den
Luke tells Tracy that he’s got to figure something out since Scotty subpoenaed him. Tracy says that Scotty knows that Luke will be volatile on the stand. He loses perspective when it comes to Laura. Edward comes in and asks her where her self-respect is. Tracy is Luke’s wife now, not Laura. Dillon comes in and is complaining that his tuition check hasn’t been paid. Monica comes in and says that Tracy can write him a check right now with the extra cash she got from forging Alan’s will. GhostAlan: “You go, girl!” Tracy tells him to shut up. Edward says that Tracy has success in Seattle so they should cut her some slack. Dillon would like someone to pay his tuition so that he can go back to school and not have to worry about flipping burgers for a living. I find it interesting that Dillon thinks that he would have to work in food service if he doesn’t get a degree. His family has money. He probably has a trust fund that he’ll get when he’s 21. Plus, with a film degree from PCU, he’s probably going to flip burgers for a while anyways while he tries to make it big in the film business. Luke tells everyone to shut up. Right now, he’s got his own problems and that involves Scotty and the guardianship. Dillon leaves to tell Lulu.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu asks Mike if she missed anything at the reception, like Sonny making trouble. Mike says that Sonny was on his best behavior. Mike asks why she left. Lulu says she needed air. Mike says that he guesses that it’s not easy to breathe when you’ve got 3 suitors hovering. Logan walks in. Mike says to make that 4 suitors. Lulu tells him that he’s so wrong about that. Mike goes back to the kitchen. Logan walks up to Lulu and accuses her of avoiding him. She asks how that’s working out for him.

Quick cut to Maxie and 3oop coming downstairs. Maxie tells him that he needs breakfast on his first day of Police Academy. Police Academy training starts on a Saturday? 3oop says that if he doesn’t have any strength, it’s her fault. Georgie comes out from the kitchen, tells 3oop she needs Maxie, and pulls Maxie away. She tells Maxie that she covered for her with Mac about her not sleeping at home. Maxie says she doesn’t need Georgie to lie for her. Georgie points out that Mac would kick 3oop out of the Police Academy if he knew they were sleeping together. First of all, Mac can’t do that. Second, Maxie is an adult. I realize that she might live in Mac’s house, but he’s seriously going to enforce certain rules on adults? I can understand the whole “no boys stay over” rule, but as for everything else? Whatever.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny comes in to the office. Diane snarkily comments on his outfit, making note that it’s something you’d wear to a wedding. Sonny ignores her. .Jason says they’ve got problems. Diane holds up a gossip magazine with Sam and Sonny on the cover. Sonny tells Diane to make it go away. She leaves to go do so. Jason tells Sonny about an incident last night between some of Alcazar’s Goons and some guy that they think works for Sonny. Sonny says he didn’t okay anything for last night. He wants to know who it was. Jason tells him Logan Hayes. Sonny says that kid is a pain in the ass.

Q Mansion – Den
Monica says that Laura’s wishes should be respected. Edward says that it’s clear that Laura didn’t want Luke to be burdened with her care. Tracy tells them all that she’ll take care of it. Alice announces Scotty. Scotty says he wasn’t expecting an audience. Monica tells him he’ll get a full blown battle. GhostAlan is providing side commentary through all this. Tracy finally tells him to button it. Scotty, thinking she’s talking to him, tells her that he didn’t come there to be insulted. Edward knows why he’s there. It’s about Laura. He asks Scotty how much money it will take to make him go away. Scotty says he has money and it’s not about that. GhostAlan makes it thunder. “Take that you little toad!” Bobbie walks in. She’s glad they’re all there. Luke asks her what she’s doing.

Everyday Heroes Set
Amelia 2.0 shows up, hair all askew. She greets Brandon and then tells him she needs a moment with Sam. She pulls Sam aside and they discuss Brandon. Sam tells Amelia that Brandon did ask where Amelia 2.0 was last night. Sam wonders the same thing since Amelia 2.0 is in the same dress from yesterday. Amelia says she got an offer she couldn’t refuse. Ha! Sam hopes it was worth it. Amelia 2.0 says it was. There’s some boring tv production talk between Sam, Amelia 2.0, and Brandon. Diane shows up with an injunction to stop the taping of the show. Amelia 2.0 is perturbed and says that she can’t do that. Diane says she can and did. Her client values his privacy. Brandon wants to know who the client is. Diane tells him. She cheerily turns to Sam and asks how she is. Sam looks like she wants to crawl into a hole and hide.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny says that he’s let things slide because he was distracted with Carly. He and Jason discuss the married. Jason thinks Carly really is happy. Sonny says it’ll take some time to live without her but he will. Until then, he’ll just fake it.

Kelly’s Diner
3oop sits at the counter. Logan sits down with Lulu. She wonders what kind of genius volunteers for 2 tours in Iraq and then purses a career in organized crime. Logan says that it’s all about freedom. Lulu says that maybe she doesn’t want to see him lose his freedom by having Alcazar’s Goons shoot him. Dillon comes in and needs to speak to Lulu alone. Logan likens Dillon to a dog marking his territory. Lulu asks Logan to leave. Logan “whatevers” and leaves. Outside, Logan is confronted by 2 guys who say that their boss wants to see him. They grab him and haul him off. Inside, Dillon’s trying to tell Lulu about the Scotty situation but Lulu cuts him off when she sees the guys grab Logan. She tells Dillon she’ll call him later.

Maxie tells Georie that Mac probably would if he knew. Georgie points out that Maxie’s not very discreet. Maxie tells Georgie to mind her business. She and 3oop like each other. She grabs 3oop, who’s gotten his food from Mike, and they leave.

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Carly is gingerly making her way back to the cabana. She’s in pain. Jax wants to see it. Carly says no. Jax reminds her that he’s seen it before. Carly says he hasn’t seen it like this. Jax reminds her that he’s her husband now and in the course of their marriage, they’re going to learn new things about each other. She relents and he lifts up her cover-up to look at something on her butt. He jokes that she might require surgery. She doesn’t like him much at this moment.

Everyday Heroes Set
Sam doesn’t understand why Sonny would do something like this. Diane says it’s a violation of Sonny’s privacy. Brandon says that their lawyers will counter-sue. Diane says to go ahead and try. Sonny’s not a public figure. Brandon isn’t happy with this. He doesn’t want problems with mobsters and the FCC. Amelia 2.0 says that Sam’s not Sonny’s mistress. Sam says she dated him when he was separated. Brandon tells Amelia 2.0 to fix the damage. Amelia 2.0 says that Sonny will lift the injunction once she explains it to him. She leaves. There’s some more talk about the show between Sam and Brandon and Diane. Diane laughs at Sam’s insistence that the show will perform a public service. Sam says Amelia 2.0 will get the injunction lifted.

Q Mansion – Den
Luke tells Bobbie that she’s overstepped her bounds. Bobbie tells them that Laura wouldn’t have wanted them doing this. Tracy agrees. Monica tells Scotty that whomever Laura chose as her guardian is no more his business than it is hers. Scotty argues that he was married to Laura. Luke: “For 15 minutes.” Scotty says that Luke and Nikolas haven’t done a good job of caring for Laura. If Laura recovers, he doesn’t want them anywhere near her. Dillon comes in and gets in Scotty’s face. How dare he criticize Luke after what Scotty did to Laura. Tracy and Luke are all “tell us more.” Dillon realizes he can’t tell what he knows so he covers by talking about Theresa Carter. Tracy tells him not to rehash old news. GhostAlan tells Tracy that’s not what Dillon’s talking about, but she ignores him. Scotty tells Bobbie that her heart is in the right place but he wants Laura out from under Luke’s thumb.

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Jax is pulling sea urchin spines out of her butt. Carly is “oww”ing every one. Jax says this would be a lot less painful if she’d just let him. Carly says she’s not letting him pee on her. Jax pours alcohol on it instead. He gets the last one out. She asks him how it looks. He says it’s a bit swollen but otherwise fine. She’s upset that they’re uneven now. He calls her vain. She tells him he could kiss it and make it better. He kisses her face instead and they get all smoochy.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny’s guys put Logan into a chair. Logan starts to talk, but Sonny interrupts him. He’s grateful that Logan helped them out that night at The Cellar but Sonny’s already expressed his gratitude. Logan starts to say something again, which irks Sonny and makes him yell at Logan. “Every time you open your mouth, you convince me that you’re stupid and that you have a problem.” Logan is very petulant. Lulu bursts in, wanting Sonny’s help. She trails off when she notices Logan. She says that she saw some mean looking guys grab Logan and thought they were Alcazar’s men. Sonny asks if she was involved in what happened last night. She wasn’t. She walked in on it and yelled out that she was calling the cops. Sonny tells Logan that Lulu is under his protection so if anything happens to her because of Logan, Logan’s dead. Lulu says that Logan didn’t know she was there. Sonny tells Lulu to keep Logan out of trouble. He tells Logan that he doesn’t work for him and never will. He tells them to get out. They leave. In the café, Logan is pissed at Lulu for making him look stupid. He storms off.

Q Mansion – Den
Tracy is pouring herself a drink. GhostAlan says that she’s on the verge of becoming a lush. Tracy says that dealing with Luke’s Laura issues gives her a headache. GhostAlan points out that Dillon seemed very riled up about the whole thing. Tracy realizes this is true. She remembers that he and Lulu did some snooping a while back. GhostAlan says that they know that it wasn’t him or Monica, so maybe Dillon knows who killed Rick Webber. Tracy wonders if Dillon has proof. GhostAlan says that she should find out and then tell Luke. Tracy says no way. That information would destroy him. Dillon comes in and asks Tracy what she’s talking about. Tracy asks if Dillon has evidence about Rick Webber’s murder. Dillon says he can’t say anything. Tracy tells him to bury it because it would kill Luke. Dillon pauses and Tracy asks if he’s listening to her. Luke comes in and asks why she’s yelling at Dillon. Dillon covers by pretending to be annoyed at Tracy for not letting him date Lulu. He leaves. Tracy tells Luke to ignore the moody kid. Luke tells Tracy she needs to warm up to the son because he’s got information on Scotty that they can use.

Everyday Heroes Set
Jason comes to the set at Sam’s insistence. She tells him about Sonny’s injunction. He had no idea. Diane says that Sonny didn’t want to put Jason in the middle. Brandon wonders if Jason’s willing to just stand around and watch Sam’s career be sabotaged.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu runs into Logan. She tells him this is the part where she ignores him. Logan apologizes for losing his temper. Lulu points out that he does it a lot. Logan wants her to put in a good word for him with Sonny. Lulu is amazed that he’s willing to use her and doesn’t care.

Not Starbucks – Office
Amelia 2.0 comes storming into the office, pissed about the injunction. Sonny tells her that he doesn’t like reporters questioning him about his non-existent relationship with Sam. Amelia 2.0 tells him to lift the injunction or she’ll bury him. Sonny thinks she has an agenda other than just making a hit tv show. They argue for a bit and that leads to a heated tryst. Amelia 2.0: “Shut up!” [kiss, slober, kiss, kiss] Sonny: “No, you shut up.” [repeat]

Soundstage Made To Look Like A Beach On Fiji
Carly and Jax have finished having Teh Sex as well. Carly tells Jax that she knows it won’t always be blissful like it is now. They will have fights and they will argue and disagree, but she wants him to know that she’ll always love him. Jax says that his friends used to tell him he had a charmed life, but he didn’t believe it until now. [kiss, kiss]