You’d Better Not Cross My Path Then.

–3oop, to Sonny.

Recaplet for Wednesday, Arpil 25, 2007:

• Carly: Where is Jason? Marriage is doomed if Jason isn’t here.
  Spinelli: He took off.
  Carly: This is Sonny’s fault.
  [later]
  Jax: Where is Jason? He’s not a good friend if he’s not there for Carly.
  Spinelli: He went out of town.
  Jax: This is Sonny’s fault.
• Emily: Tell me the truth.
  Nikolas: I don’t love you.
  Emily: But I LOOOOOOVE you.
  Robin: Go away. He doesn’t love you.
  Emily: You both suck!
  CJC/Jerry: Intern Emily gives such good performances. Which one of you couldn’t keep your mouth shut?
• Lady: Florist?
  Logan: Whatevs.
  Lulu: Asshole.
  Logan: Whatevs.
• Sonny: You’ll be the bestest cop in the world, got it? You work double hard to impress Ric, but we both know you’ll be working double-hard.
  GH Writer: Oh my god! Did you guys love that pun? Aren’t I just the most cleverest writer on this show?
  3oop: I’m like 3 feet taller than this guy and I was a soldier in Iraq. I could totally take him yet I feel compelled to act like I’m intimidated by him. Why is that?
  GH Writer: Shut up! Why isn’t everyone laughing over my superb pun?!?