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–Alexis, to Max.
Recaplet for Monday, April 30, 2007:
- Lady Jane confronts Jerry 2.0 after Jax and Carly leave on their honeymoon. Jerry’s real name is Gerald Aloysius Jacks. Jerry 2.0 makes Lady Jane promise that she won’t tell Jax about his plastic surgery and that he was in Port Charles.
- Lulu saves Logan from a shootout with Alcazar’s men. He is less than gracious and Lulu smacks him. This isn’t the first time and I suspect it won’t be the last. Later Lulu shares a banana split with the 3ooges, while Logan looks on from outside. I guess Logan doesn’t get to sit at the cool kids’ table.
- In what has got to be the most uncomfortable and awkward looking scenes ever, Sonny and Amelia 2.0 have Teh Sex and manage to make it look completely unsexy.
–part of Carly’s vows.
Recaplet for Friday, April 27, 2007:
Today is all about Carly’s wedding:
- Lulu catches the bouquet. Jason catches the garter.
- After attending the wedding and wishing Jax and Carly well, Sonny goes to a hotel, gets drunk and calls for a hooker. Amelia 2.0 shows up instead.
- Jax is talking to Jerry 2.0 on the phone and realizes that Jerry 2.0 is at the reception because he can hear the same music over the phone.
–Carly, to Lulu.
And with this episode, we are in to May Sweeps folks!
Recaplet for Thursday, April 26, 2007:
- I’ve decided that I don’t like Jamry as the new name for James Craig/Jerry Jacks so I’m just going to call him Jerry 2.0.
- Luke asks Sonny to be careful when seeking retribution against Alcazar that Skye doesn’t get hurt. Sonny can’t guarantee her safety if she puts herself in harms way.
- Carly’s pre-wedding:
1. she breaks a heel, breaks her compact, messes up her hair, freaks out.
2. Bobbie gives her something old. Lady Jane gives her something new. Lulu gives her something borrowed. Max provides the something blue.
3. Jason arrives back in town, goes to help Carly.
4. Patrick warns Emily that both Nikolas and Robin are at the wedding. Emily says she knows the truth and that they need to talk. Why are Nikolas and Robin at the wedding? Are they guests of Jax? I don’t see Jax inviting Nikolas, considering their history with Courtney and baby Spencer/John. And Carly wouldn’t invite Robin because she hates her. I guess Jax invited Robin, who brought Nikolas along as her date? And why would Nikolas show up for this wedding knowing that Alexis was going to be there after telling Alexis that he and Jerry 2.0 had a business meeting?
–3oop, to Sonny.
Recaplet for Wednesday, Arpil 25, 2007:
- Carly: Where is Jason? Marriage is doomed if Jason isn’t here.
Spinelli: He took off.
Carly: This is Sonny’s fault.
[later]
Jax: Where is Jason? He’s not a good friend if he’s not there for Carly.
Spinelli: He went out of town.
Jax: This is Sonny’s fault. - Emily: Tell me the truth.
Nikolas: I don’t love you.
Emily: But I LOOOOOOVE you.
Robin: Go away. He doesn’t love you.
Emily: You both suck!
CJC/Jerry: Intern Emily gives such good performances. Which one of you couldn’t keep your mouth shut? - Lady: Florist?
Logan: Whatevs.
Lulu: Asshole.
Logan: Whatevs. - Sonny: You’ll be the bestest cop in the world, got it? You work double hard to impress Ric, but we both know you’ll be working double-hard.
GH Writer: Oh my god! Did you guys love that pun? Aren’t I just the most cleverest writer on this show?
3oop: I’m like 3 feet taller than this guy and I was a soldier in Iraq. I could totally take him yet I feel compelled to act like I’m intimidated by him. Why is that?
GH Writer: Shut up! Why isn’t everyone laughing over my superb pun?!?
–Spinelli, to Carly.
Recaplet for Tuesday, April 24, 2007:
- Lulu and Spinelli decide to tell Carly about Jason’s baby but each one ends up not doing it.
- Carly freaks out when she finds out that Jason left town.
- Lulu ends up having Dillon, Milo, and Spinelli as her dates to Carly’s wedding.
- Jerry/CJC (Crap. Now I’m going to have to come up with a new name for him. I refuse to call him Jerry.) talks on the phone with Lady Jane (and doesn’t seem to notice the fact that he no longer has an Australian accent) and refuses to come to Jax’s wedding.
- Nikolas eavesdrops on the conversation and starts to get some insight about Jerry/CJC. Why does Jerry/CJC still have blood on his head from the fight yesterday? I assume he’s showered and gone to sleep.
- Emily confronts Patrick, Robin and Nikolas (all separately) about what’s going on after she catches Robin and Patrick kissing.
- Amelia 2.0 challenges Sam’s relationship with Jason.
–Carly, to Sonny.
Recaplet for Monday, April 23, 2007:
- CJC decides too many people know his secret so he plans to kill Patrick. Am I a bad person if I went “yay!” during that scene? Robin and Nikolas convince CJC not to kill anyone.
- Carly brings Sonny his birthday gifts from The Boys. They share a moment, kiss, and then Carly leaves.
- Sam and Jason struggle with the Thugs. Sam gets the drop on one of the gunmen and kills him. Amelia, wrapped up in her own Daddy issues, can’t see that Sam was defending herself and can only see that Sam shot and killed someone, like she did with Bill Monroe.
- Jax gets a call from his brother Jerry, who turns out to be CJC!! OH MY FUCKING GOD! They turned Jerry Jacks into a fucking sadistic sociopath!!!!
–Mr. Ochoa’s Thug #2, to Alcazar.
Recaplet for Friday, April 20, 2007:
- Robin and Nikolas manage to stop CJC from throwing Patrick over a cliff, which he totally deserves for being such a dumb ass.
- Carly and Jax tell Michael and Sonny that they’ve set a date for their wedding. It’s next Friday, just in time for May sweeps! Sonny congratulates them. Later, Sonny throws himself a Sixteen Candles pity party because no one remembered his birthday.
- Some thugs from Mr. Ochoa’s organization (which I can only assume is another organization with whom Alcazar does business) have a chat with Alcazar. They know he’s faking. They decide to send a message to the Corinthos/Morgan organization by trapping Sam and Amelia and eventually Jason in the Everyday Heroes set and shooting at them.
–Alice, to Mayor Floyd.
Recaplet for Thursday, April 19, 2007:
- Patrick figures out that CJC is the one responsible for the McHostage situation. He manages to attack CJC but then gets the tables turned on him and ends up getting beat up by CJC.
- Elizabeth and Cam go for a walk and meet Jason. He helps them carry a toy home.
- Carly is having trouble signing the divorce papers but Jax manages to talk some sense in to her so she finally does. They celebrate by having The Sex.
- Amelia finds out from AArun that Sam was Angela Monroe for the last scam she pulled. Amelia knows because Bill Monroe was her father. A light almost falls on Sam.
- Tracy and Luke argue about the guardianship of Laura.
–Patrick, to Kavi.
Recaplet for Wednesday, April 18, 2007:
- Sonny signs the divorce papers.
- Patrick wants to find out what’s going on with Robin so he has Maxie steal the toxin screening.
- Luke wants Nikolas to sign over guardianship of Laura to him.
–Port Charles Herald headline.
Recaplet for Tuesday, April 17, 2007:
- Scotty tells Nikolas that he’s taking him to court over guardianship of Laura.
- Jax and Jason both visit Sonny in the hospital and tell him to give up Carly.
- AArun tells Amelia about Sam’s sorrid past.
