–Jason to Carly.

Recaplet for Monday, March 26, 2007:
I couldn’t be bothered to turn on my tv last night so I didn’t watch yesterday’s episode. The recap over at SoapCentral is kinda sparse, but here’s what I got from it.
Lulu meets 3oop. Maxie isn’t pleased.
Sonny tells 3oop he has to be their inside man at PCPD. Maxie isn’t pleased.
Jax leads Carly to believe that he and Alexis “checked each other’s breath.” that one’s for you Bone! Carly isn’t pleased.
Robin moves in with Nikoals. Patrick isn’t pleased.
Jason apologizes to AJ.

Spencer House – Living Room
Lucky wonders if it’s too soon to be physical. Elizabeth isn’t feeling very attractive while she’s pregnant. Lucky says he’ll wait.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu wonders if Jason can step aside and let Lucky raise the baby. Jason says that’s what Elizabeth wants. Lulu doesn’t get why it has to be Elizabeth’s decision. Jason says that if the truth comes out, it hurts everyone. Lulu says that people can’t be truly happy if their life is based on a lie. Jason asks what’s worse, keeping a secret so that everyone can be happy or tell the truth and hurt everyone?

Meanwhile, Patrick is drowning his sorrows in coffee and talking to Georgie about Robin. Georgie doesn’t get why Patrick is so determined to get Robin to live with him. Patrick says it’s because he loves her. Georgie says that Robin’s just afraid of getting hurt. Patrick says that Robin’s turning their relationship into a self-fulfilling prophecy. So, we know that May sweeps are coming up and that the Night Shift show on SoapNet happening over the summer will have Robin and Patrick on it. If we end up having a whole storyline based around Robin trying to make up with Patrick for lying to him and him playing the wounded lover, I’m going to vomit.

Wyndemere
Robin is tending to CJC’s wound. CJC marvels at the human body’s healing power. Nikolas wants Robin to leave. CJC says that they all know Robin’s not going anywhere now. Nikolas argues that they don’t need Robin. CJC begs to differ. Nikolas does. If he develops a resistance to the counteragent, it would be handy to have a doctor in the house. Nikolas says he’ll take his chances. Robin asks CJC if this is fun for him. CJC tells her she was useful during the McHostage crisis as a diversion and a lesson. Now it’s Nikolas’ turn. Robin demands that CJC give Nikolas the counteragent on time. CJC calls her a bossy little thing and tells her to finish patching him up. CJC threatens their loved ones’ lives. Nikolas says there’s no reason to include anyone else. Robin says CJC will be recognized and get caught. CJC points out that there are no photos of him, except the laughable sketch. He asks Robin if she’s done. She tells him he’ll live, except he might get an infection from the wound so she’ll bring antibiotics next time. Nikolas asks why she was even there. Robin says she got into a fight with Patrick and came here to ask him if she could rent a room from him. Nikolas doesn’t want her involved. CJC says that the only way he’ll let Robin leave alive is if Nikolas finds a replacement with the same skill set.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny tells 3oop the only thing saving him from having a bullet in his brain is that he’s got guts. He asks 3oop how long he thought he was going to hide in plain site. 3oop says that it would take as long as it takes. Sonny says that 3oop should have no problems with what Sonny has planned. He wants 3oop to be their inside man at PCPD. He will get high marks in the Academy, do a good job on the force, and then get put on to Ric’s task force and start feeding them info. That seems like it would take a long time. 3oop wants to know why him. Sonny says that 3oop’s got a good service record plus he’s expendable. 3oop wonders why Sonny doesn’t just bribe cops on the force. Sonny says they need someone the DA won’t expect. He tells 3oop to go ahead and turn himself in and tell Mac how he met Maxie. 3oop tells Sonny that he’ll do what Sonny wants but leave Maxie out of it. Sonny yells that Maxie wouldn’t be involved if 3oop hadn’t joined forces with CJC. If Sonny didn’t need him right now, 3oop would be dead. He yells at 3oop to leave. I think 3oop could take Sonny down, either in hand-to-hand or via a weapon. Sonny’s just some high school dropout from Bensonhurst (that’s Brooklyn). 3oops got military police training. Plus, he’s about a foot taller than Sonny. Damn, how short is Maurice Bernard?

Jax’s Penthouse
Carly comes in and asks what’s going on. Jax doesn’t understand why Carly’s upset. According to her, they’re not a couple anymore. Carly can’t believe he’d go to Alexis. Alexis points out that she and Jax have always had a good relationship with each other. Jax wants to know why Carly’s there. Carly says that Jax left the door open for reconciliation but she can see that he wasn’t truthful. Alexis says that she needed TLC and Jax provided that. Carly’s all “spare me” and leaves. Jax and Alexis laugh. Jax appreciates Alexis playing along. Alexis says that Carly being jealous is very informative. If she’s jealous of Alexis in that wig, Carly’s very insecure and she really loves Jax.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu suggests shared custody. She says that they tell the truth now and yeah, people are hurt, but they’ll eventually get over it and the baby will have 2 sets of parents to love it. Jason says that his home isn’t safe. He gave up Michael for the good of the kid. Lulu asks what would happen if the truth did come out. Jason says he’d be relieved but it’s no use thinking about what-ifs. Lulu’s sorry. Jason says that he’s sorry she got dragged into his problems. She says it’s his decision and she’ll stick with it. She leaves.

Georgie and Patrick talk some more. Maxie comes running in and asks if Georgie’s seen 3oop. Georgie says no. Maxie is worried because he walked off the job.

Jason helps a woman with a baby who’s struggling with the stroller. She thanks him and comments on how good he is with kids. Carly comes running in and freaking out about Jax sleeping with Alexis. She blathers on and Jason tells her to shut it. He tells her not to do anything crazy and then he leaves.

Georgie offers Patrick more coffee. He declines. He’s got to get back to GH. He wasn’t Georgie to be an annoying teenager and drive Robin out of the house. Patrick leaves, passing 3oop on the way out. Maxie demands to know where he was. 3oop says he went to the PCPD. Maxie asks if he’s going to be a cop.

Spencer House – Living Room
Lucky’s moving chairs. Elizabeth apologizes, knowing that’s not how he wanted to spend his wedding night. He says it’s okay. They kiss. Lulu walks in. She forgot some stuff. Lucky jokingly tells her to hurry and leave. He leaves to put away chairs. Elizabeth asks if Lulu’s okay since things got somewhat heated earlier. Lulu says she just wants Lucky to be happy. Elizabeth does too. She won’t do anything to hurt him. She wants Lulu to tell her what’s bothering her. Lulu wonders if the baby’s father will be as important as the baby. Before Elizabeth can answer, Lucky interrupts and kicks Lulu out.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny tells Max it was a good call on 3oop. He hopes Ric doesn’t catch on and so any dealings will have to be done with Max. Max says okay and leaves. Mike walks in. Sonny tells Mike that Milo will give him cash. Mike says he was there to see if Sonny wanted to talk, what with everything that happened but he guesses not. He starts to leave. Sonny tells Mike to wait. He’s been watching Jason struggle with Alan’s death and it got him thinking. He doesn’t want to have any regrets between the two of them. Mike points out that they’ve tried but it hasn’t worked. Sonny admits that it was his fault because he doesn’t forgive easily but he wants to forget the past and move forward. Mike would like that. Carly comes in, wanting to talk to Sonny.

Wyndemere
Flashback: Robin is leaving Nikolas a note when CJC comes up behind her. She wants to know why he’s there. CJC says that Nikolas was kind enough to help him. Robin calls his bullshit. CJC says it took some persuasion and explains about the drug and says that Nikolas will need medical attention and she’ll do quite nicely.
Present Day: Nikolas tells CJC that they don’t need Robin. CJC says that all of this is too important for it all to go wrong. Robin spots a vial of something (counteragent? toxin? can’t tell) on the couch. CJC says Robin should move in. Nikolas argues that she just recovered from major surgery and she can’t be waiting for the launch to take her everywhere. CJC says she’ll live. Robin agrees. CJC knows that Robin wants a sample of Nikolas’ blood to make a counteragent, but the poison is a mixture of toxins that took several years to make. Robin says she’ll keep trying anyways. She manages to pocket the vial. CJC says she can try but can’t ask for help. Nikolas says he has to make arrangements for Robin to move in. Robin says she has to go pack. CJC tells her the vial is a decoy. She gives it back to him. He throws a syringe as she’s leaving, embedding it into the doorframe, and tells her he needs more.

Kelly’s Diner
Maxie tells 3oop he can’t be a cop. She lists the reasons: he was a hostage take, they’re in the middle of a blackmail scheme, cops get shot and killed. She doesn’t want him to be like Jesse.

Spencer House – Living Room
Lucky brings Elizabeth a big bowl of butterscotch pudding. Family blah blah blah.

GH -10th Floor Nurses’ Station
Robin fills out a change of address form. Patrick gets all up in her business about moving in with a guy. Robin says she had no choice.

Wyndemere
Nikolas is on the couch, sick. CJC says the symptoms are coming earlier that he thought. He starts to inject Nikolas but it turns out Nikolas was faking and they struggle.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu walks in as 3oop stands up. They bump and he spills his coffee. Lulu tells him to watch it and then apologizes, saying that it was her fault. They introduce themselves. Maxie sees this and is having none of it.

Q Family Crypt
Jason touches all the name plates of who’s buried there: Alan, Lila, Justus, and AJ. Jaosn tells AJ he didn’t think about what AJ was misisng out on when Jason agreed to be Michael’s father but he realizes now that he was wrong. he’s sorry that AJ never got a chance to be a father. Jason’s not sure he has the strenght to go through life not knowing his child.

Jax’s Penthouse
Jax has ordered Chinese food while Alexis changes into clothes that Jax had sent up from the boutique. She’s gotten her appetite back and wants dessert. Jax figures that today is a good day. Alexis says she’s going to write a book called How To Survive Everything. She wonders what would’ve happened if she had just confronted Ric from the beginning. Jax tells her not to dwell on past problems. She wants Jax to be happy, even if that means being with Carly, so she tells him to go after Carly or else she’ll run straight to Sonny.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny and Carly kiss.