–Spinelli, about Elizabeth’s and Lucky’s compatibility. 

Recaplet for Friday, March 23, 2007:
Max figures out who 3oop is and Sonny decides to use 3oop.
Elizabeth and Lucky get married.
Jax provides comfort to Alexis.

Not Starbucks – Office
Stan tells Sonny they can’t move product. Ric walks in. Sonny tells Stan to give them a moment. Ric says that no product will be moving in or out because of all the construction that’s going to be happening around all of Sonny’s businesses. Sonny says he doesn’t care about construction. Ric says that Sonny doesn’t like to lose to him so Sonny will try to find a way to go around him and that will be his downfall. Sonny says he’s just a simple coffee merchant. Ric knows that’s not true. Sonny tells him to come at him anyway he can because he’s got nothing on him. Ric tells Sonny that he’s making this too easy. He leaves.

Wyndemere – Study
Alexis looks at CJC, who’s holding her arm, and says that anyone doing business with Nikolas knows that he’s a stickler for manners and CJC’s are lacking. CJC lets go of her arm and apologizes. He says Nikolas doesn’t have to know. Alexis hopes that’s not a threat. CJC says it’s the overdramatic Irish side of his family tree that’s coming out but it would be a shame to lose out on a business deal because she and he got off on the wrong foot. Alexis says that Nikolas makes his own business choices and she only comes aboard if asked of if she sees something she doesn’t like. CJC understands. Alexis leaves.

Scorpio House – Living Room
Robin says they’re doomed. Patrick says he loves her. Robin doesn’t doubt that but he doesn’t like her. He accuses her of telling him how he’s supposed to feel and she accuses him of being obtuse. She doesn’t want to live together. He says that they’re taking 2 giant steps backwards in their relationship. She says it’s the only way for this relationship to work without being damaged. He says their relationship isn’t working because she’s “a control freak with abandonment issues.” Robin says they can still be in love without sharing an apartment. Patrick asks if she’ll stay at the Scorpio House. She says she’ll find a place to live and they’ll try it again. She holds open the door, he leaves. It’s pouring outside. Robin cries. I’m betting this whole scene would’ve made much more sense to me had I watched Tuesday’s episode because I’m betting it has something to do with the whole Nikolas/CJC thing. While I’m at it, though, why is Patrick so adamant that she live with him? They had only lived together for a little over a day before the whole McHostage thing went down.

McLobby
Awww…the beloved McLobby is back, right down to the big sign behind the Front Desk. The only difference are the 2 fugly orange couches in the middle of the lobby. Here’s something I just realized. When Sam fell into the guy’s lap because of the broken heel, there was a beige couch and chair were right in the middle of the lobby. When the McGunmen stormed into the Lobby, the couch and chair were there. Yet, a few hours later, the couch and chair were missing. However, when the PCPD and SWAT stormed the lobby, Carly and Sonny needed a place to duck behind, the couch was mysteriously there again. Yet we didn’t see the McGunmen move anything. Just a little continuity error there. Marty’s back too, but no Maddox. Jax asks Max if he’s happy with the security system. Max is. Jax and Marty head to the front desk to discuss the reservation system. Max notices 3oop helping a McGuest. He tells 3oop to pay attention to McLobby, not McGuests. 3oop tells Max what’s happening in McLobby without looking at anything. Max notes that it’s a handy talen to have. 3oop got it scouting for IEDs in Basra. Max still thinks 3oop looks familiar. 3oop says he’s got one of those faces. Before Max can reply, Jax calls him over to the Front Desk. A shifty looking guy snatches an old lady’s purse. 3oop stops him. A light bulb goes off over Max’s head.

Spencer House – Living Room
Lulu looks like she’s going to say something so Spinelli jumps up and says he objects. Jason stands up to stop Spinelli from talking but the Officiant wants to hear him out. Spinelli, not so good with the thinking on his feet, rambles on about marriage being archaic and are they even Internet compatible. A scan of the guests: Carly is looking at Jason like “is he for real?”; Tracy and Luke are mildly amused; Jason is aghast; Lulu is annoyed; everyone else is confused. Lesley asks “Who are you?” Lulu says it’s her boyfriend. That shuts Spinelli up (and you can just see the cartoon hearts floating around him). Lulu pulls him outside. Tracy tells Luke that she told him “spegatini was a bad influence.” Luke says that at least he keeps things interesting. Lucky breaks the tension by asking Lesley what she put in the punch. The Officiant restarts the ceremony. Elizabeth and Lucky say their vows. The vows would be much more touching if we didn’t know that Elizabeth was such a liar.

Spencer House – Outside
Maxie sees Lulu and Spinelli coming and hides. Spinelli’s all excited about her calling him her boyfriend. Lulu ignores him and asks why he objected. He says he had to stop her from making a mistake. Lulu says the only person making a mistake is Lucky. She sees Maxie. “You sneaky little bitch!” Maxie crows that she was right about the marriage. Spinelli tells Maxie that she interrupted a private conversation. Maxie’s all “whatever” and tells Lulu that if she really loved Lucky, she’d put a stop to the wedding. Lulu is about to tussle with Maxie but Spinelli stops her. Lulu tells Maxie to leave or else she’ll tear out her poorly dyed hair in chunks. Maxie’s all “pot. kettle.” and leaves. Lulu is unhappy about Maxie being right. Spinelli tells Lulu to go ahead and go back in there, tell the truth, humiliate Lucky in front of all his friends and family, and then tel him if she did the right thing. Lulu walks back in as Elizabeth and Lucky kiss.

McLobby
Cruz is there with a couple other Officers, handcuffing the perp and thanking 3oop. Jax compliments 3oop on a job well done and then tells him not to flirt with Carly.

Not Starbucks – Office
Sonny’s telling Stan that they need to get someone inside the PCPD. Max comes in, wanting Stan to tell him what he found out about 3oop. 2 tours in Iraq, been out since December, from Virginia, no sister. Max tells Sonny who 3oop is. Sonny says he’s gotta be dealt with.

Kelly’s Diner
Maxie walks in and sees Georgie and Logan, talking about the “great pie vs. donut debate.” Georgie disagrees with Logan’s statement that “pie rules!” The way Logan delivers that line is hysterical. He says it like he can’t believe he’d even have to say it because everybody knows that pie rules. Maxie tells Logan to get away from her sister. She calls Logan a slimeball. She tells Logan that once they get the money from Scott he needs to leave town. Logan says he’s got other business going on. Maxie asks what, but Logan says they should stick to business and leave personal questions out of it. She tells him again to stay away from Georgie. He leaves. Georgie tells Maxie not to do that ever again. Maxie tells Georgie that Logan is a bad guy and not to trust him. Georgie says Logan wasn’t interested in her; he only asked questions about Lulu.

Jax’s Penthouse
Jax is soaked and encounters an equally drenched Alexis on his doorstep. She got caught in the storm and can’t go home looking like a drowned rat. She wants to have a pity party. He tells her to go take a really hot shower, get into a robe, he’ll start a fire and they’ll talk. He’s glad she felt safe enough to come to him.

McLobby
Max asks 3oop to deliver a letter to Sonny, saying that it’s from Carly and he has to wait for a reply. 3oop leaves.

Spencer House – Living Room
Elizabeth and Lucky take pictures with guests. Carly gets her bitch on and tells Elizabeth to stay away from Jason now.
Jason asks Spinelli why he objected. Spinelli = cartoon hearts.
Lucky makes a toast to Elizabeth.
They cut the cake.
Lulu says she needs to talk to Jason. She tells Elizabeth she hopes she makes Lucky happy. Elizabeth says she’ll try and hopes that she and Lulu can be sisters again. Lulu leaves.
Jason asks Carly what’s wrong. She’s thinking about Jax and how she thought she’d be the next one to get married.
Luke makes a toast to the couple.
After the toast, Spinelli tells Luke that he will treat Lulu with respect. Tracy wonders what he’s high on. Spinelli is high on the wonderousness of love. He tries to hug Tracy but she isn’t having it. Luke says goodbye to the couple and he and Tracy leave.

Jax’s Penthouse
Alexis is in a robe and has a towel around her head. Jax puts her wig near the fire to dry out. He offers her the use of one of his beanies if it doesn’t dry out in time. She comments that she’ll look like Spinelli. Does Jax even know who Spinelli is?They eat popcorn, drink wine, talk about Ric and Molly, when Alexis will feel better, and change song titles with “love” in them to “like.” Jax goes to make more popcorn and accidentally knocks off the towel, revealing a bald Alexis. He’s apologetic and she’s distressed at having him see her like that. He says she’s beautiful.

Not Starbucks – Office
3oop delivers the letter to Sonny. Sonny tells him to sit down and starts asking him conversational questions: do you like PC, do you like working at McHotel, how was the military? He then asks 3oop when he last spoke to CJC. 3oop plays dumb and says he doesn’t know what Sonny’s talking about. Sonny gets angry and lays it out to 3oop. 3oop deserves to die. 3oop tells Sonny to do what he has to but to leave Maxie out of it, she had nothing to do with anything. Sonny says Maxie’s not his problem and asks if 3oop is ready to die. 3oop says that the first thing you learn in war is to be ready to die. Sonny tells 3oop that it’s his lucky day because Sonny has a use for him.

McLobby
Maxie asks Marty where 3oop is. Marty says probably the PCPD because he caught the purse snatcher. She asks Max. Max is stoic. Maxie wants to know what’s going on.

Kelly’s Diner
Lulu walks in and sees Jason. She asks why he was at the wedding. He tells her because of Carly and because he and Spinelli were worried about her. She says the longer she stays silent, the worse her brother will feel. When she was a baby, she needed a bone marrow transplant and that’s how they all found out Nikolas. What if something like that happens to this baby? Jason says only 4 people know the truth. Elizabeth wonders if Elizabeth’s conscience will kick in. Jason says no because she wants Lucky to raise the baby. And Spinelli won’t say anything. Lulu says she’s not going to be the one to devastate her brother’s life. She asks Jason why he’s not fighting for his baby.

Jax’s Penthouse
Alexis is putting her wig back on and talking about how miserable she looks and feels. Jax says he doesn’t see what she sees. He sees his best friend, fighting for her life and winning, and she’ll never be more beautiful to him. She cries. I cry. He holds her. Carly comes in and sees them.

Spencer House – Living Room
Cam goes with Audrey. Elizabeth and Lucky marvel at their 2nd chance marriage. Lucky goes to kiss her but she gives him her cheek instead. He asks what’s wrong.

Wyndemere – Study
Nikolas walks in to find Robin tending to CJC’s shoulder wound. CJC says he was getting reacquainted with Robin.