All You Could Give Me Was A Lackluster Snog On The Couch.

–CJC, to RoNik.

Recaplet for Friday, March 30, 2007:
Big fires going on here in Los Angeles (in fact, about 5 miles from where I live) so GH was pre-empted for fire coverage. Couldn’t catch the Friday 10pm Soapnet replay so will set vcr to tape the 3am replay. If someone doesn’t get Soapnet and their soap gets preempted, they just miss out, don’t they? That hardly seems fair.

Nothing Would Make Me Happier Than To Watch His Head Explode All over Your Tacky, New, Overpriced Dress.

–Carly, to Skye.

Recaplet for Thursday, March 29, 2007:
Maxie wants Logan to get close to Lulu to help them with the blackmail scheme.
Amelia gets info on 2 other of Sam’s aliases: Susan Curtis and Linda Powell.
Skye and Alcazar show up at the McHotel and Carly kicks them out.

Put Your Heavy Thoughts To Rest. Walk With Me In The Risen Bounty Of Spring Before The Next Ill Wind Blows A Chill Into Your Soul.

–Spinelli, to Lulu.

Recaplet for Wednesday, March 28, 2007:
Maxie says she’ll help 3oop with the PCPD written exam.
Logan and Maxie send a blackmail demand to Scotty.
Lulu decides to go on a trial date with each of the 3ooges.

General Hospi-tale!

Seriously you guys. You need to listen to the Disco Rap. It’s so fantastically 70s cheesy!

A Figure Of Speech, Like You’re Her Friend And You’re Probably A Boy.

–Dillon, to Spinelli.

Recaplet for Tuesday, March 27, 2007:
Maxie and Lulu get into a catfight.
Lulu tells the 3ooges that she can’t choose between them.
Sam takes the tv gig.
Jax/Carly/Sonny blah blah blah.

Do You Ever Hear What Comes Out Of Your Mouth?

–Jason to Carly.

Recaplet for Monday, March 26, 2007:
I couldn’t be bothered to turn on my tv last night so I didn’t watch yesterday’s episode. The recap over at SoapCentral is kinda sparse, but here’s what I got from it.
Lulu meets 3oop. Maxie isn’t pleased.
Sonny tells 3oop he has to be their inside man at PCPD. Maxie isn’t pleased.
Jax leads Carly to believe that he and Alexis “checked each other’s breath.” that one’s for you Bone! Carly isn’t pleased.
Robin moves in with Nikoals. Patrick isn’t pleased.
Jason apologizes to AJ.

Unwanted Hair? Call Carly, She Can Tell You Where To Go.

I’m flipping through the channels this morning and I happen upon a “paid programming” moment. The only reason I stopped was because Laura Wright was schlling for a place called American Laser Centers.

So I guess we now know that Laura Wright doesn’t have unwanted hair.

He Could Still Be Using Dial-Up And She Could Be A High Speed Chick.

–Spinelli, about Elizabeth’s and Lucky’s compatibility. 

Recaplet for Friday, March 23, 2007:
Max figures out who 3oop is and Sonny decides to use 3oop.
Elizabeth and Lucky get married.
Jax provides comfort to Alexis.

If I Lie & Say That You’re Right, Will You Turn The Other Cheek So I Can Slap That One?

–Lulu, to Maxie.

Recaplet for Thursday, March 22, 2007:
Elizabeth and Lucky are getting married.
CJC and Alexis meet.

Sleeping With Someone Changes Everything.

–Carly to Jason.

Recaplet for Wednesday, March 21, 2007:
VCR didn’t tape again. I’m thinking I’m not paying close enough attention when I check the vcr in the morning to make sure it’s turned off. I’ll be sure to catch it on the SoapNet replay tonight though since nothing is on against it.
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Luke, Lulu and Scotty all visit “Laura.”
Ric and Skye both have horrible parenting skills.
Plans are still in the works for the Spencer wedding.