Hide The Weed!!

 –Alexis to Sonny.

Recaplet for Thursday, December 28, 2006:
Sonny catches Alexis smoking the weed.
Ric decides to sue for sole custody of Molly.
Sam meets Mateo and freaks out.

The Center Can Hold, Anarchy Is Loosed Upon The World, But Then Comes The Jackal!

–Spinelli to Lulu, discussing his awesomeness.

Recaplet for Wednesday, December 27, 2006:
Lulu, Spinelli, and Dillon run through scenarios of who might have killed Rick Webber.
Sam gets a job at GH.
The search for Spencer continues. Nikolas is wicked unhappy. Colleen is psycho.

How Can I Put A Hit On A Priest?

–Sonny to Jason.

Recaplet for Tuesday, December 26, 2006:
Sonny and Jason confront the Priest Who Looks Like Manny But Really Is His Identical Twin Brother Mateo.
Nikolas panics when Spencer ends up missing.
Elizabeth, waiting around Kelly’s to ask Lucky to spend Christmas with her and Cam, insteads sees Maxie and Lucky walk in hand in hand.

If It Was Easy, It Wouldn’t Mean As Much.

–Jason, in response to Sam’s question of why helping loved ones is hard.

Recaplet for Friday, December 22, 2006:
Everyone in town’s either at the hospital for the Christmas reading or at the Queen of Angels for the pageant.

You Just Say No. The Goddess And I Will Party.

-Spinelli to Jason.

Recaplet for Thursday, December 21, 2006:
Maxie “loses” the “baby.”
Carly sends Jax to go rescue Jerry.
Alexis smokes pot! (for purely medicinal reasons, of course).

I Just Did Battle With A Guy Named Biff For An Apartment I Don’t Want In A Building Filled With Bigots.

–Patrick to Robin. 

Recaplet for Wednesday, December 20, 2006:
Jax jinxes the wedding by seeing Carly in her wedding gown.
Elizabeth talks to her baby.
Maxie comes after Lucky to talk to him and falls down the stairs.

Leaning On A Man Is Like Leaning On The Wind

-Epiphany to Elizabeth.

Recaplet for Tuesday, December 19, 2006:
Ric went to confession and a mysterious person with a hand tattoo “absolved” him of his sins.
Elizabeth told Lucky to stay away from her and Cam.
Lulu brought Spinelli to Jason’s for safekeeping.

It’s Stone Cold Looking Like A Visitor From Planet Prep.

–Spinelli, about a picture of Jason, back when he was a Q and not a Morgan.

Recaplet for Monday, December 18, 2006:
Elizabeth and Ric find the drugs that were planted in Lucky’s desk drawer.
Carly doesn’t like that Jax is setting boundaries.
Monica overhears Dillon and Lulu talking about finding out the truth about who killed Rick Webber.

We Try To Keep Things On A Purely Professional Basis. It Works Out To Be Better For My Health That Way.

–Max to Carly, in regards to whether or not Sonny discusses personal matters with him.

Recaplet for Friday, December 15, 2006:
Dillon helps Spinelli and Lulu reconstruct the murder scene.
Carly wants to go retrieve Sonny from The Island but Jax gives her an ultimatum: go but we won’t get married.
Lucky wants Maxie to give up “the baby” for adoption.

I Don’t Miss The Lows.

–Carly to Sonny, in response to his question of “Don’t you miss the highs?”

Recaplet for Thursday, December 14, 2006:
Sonny “kidnaps” Carly for dinner to talk to her about their relationship.
All charges against Jason and Spinelli are dropped.
Alcazar decides revenge is a dish best served cold. He’ll avenge Diego’s murder in due time.